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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 416 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    810
Ben is telling Alex to call James Drake "JD" to piss him off.

I hope this is the beginning of an effort to retcon the original JD's entire existence from the official record of the season, communist dictator style.
 
Sam Hyde is on call, technically his first appearance this season.
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The Cunting Death said:
Sam Hyde is on call, technically his first appearance this season.
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He got a congrats on winning S3 lol

His voice is also gone right now so he can't scream like a retard.

He's losing his mind over Sam and doing the visine for a fake tear bit. He asked Sam to follow him on socials and Sam agreed.
 
Part of the call with Sam. Not sure how much from the beginning is missing
 
"I dont respect people who want to talk shit but don't show their face"
-Alex pretending he didn't shut down and cower when Frank said he was Wild Randy
 
Rufus Deponia said:
How do these guys first claim to be Christian, then act like the most prideful junkie faggot niggers you've ever seen?
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the Christian actor Sean Patrick Flannery played a demon-possessed prisoner in a recent film, it's called acting, maybe you haven't heard of it? It's like playing pretend

oh wait were we not talking about Sam, Jet, and Ben?
 
crb said:
I am pretty sure there are a couple of studies on Cyraxx for you to have a good understand of that kind of archetype
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To be fair, Cyraxx rarely goes into the Christian talk, and it's all very superficial, mostly just believing that demons are real.

but, as the #1 Cyraxx scholar, Alex B is th closest we've got right now
 
Akashic Retard said:
How could anyone be a hypocrite? How is it possible?
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If I'm being honest I'd probably consider Shia LaBeouf to be one of the greatest examples of what being Christian is actually like and he just got arrested like last week or something? But that boy tryin. Sam and the wiggers (idk if Ben and Jet count here) are only public when they're doing comedy bits so it's hard to tell, but if Jet is doing it he needs to work on not being a sexpest.

The "y Christian no act like I think they should?!" fedorafaggery is stupid, for a religion about how essential forgiveness is you'd think maybe people would fail pretty often or something

If any of MDE is the "best Christian" it's Nick anyways
 
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