🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Bingo has a cough. The Monkey Twins are plotting to put ketchup packets under toilet seats in the tank so people get ketchup on their underwear.
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They were just given a "Rummage through Luggage" challenge, because that's 90% of what Alex B has done this morning, everyone went to their suitcases and started throwing shit everywhere. James Drake ended up winning.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Bam is my hero now. Dude got $150k for an hour of work most days over a month period plus he brought his dogs and wife. Said work is hanging out with people in what could be described as a weird house party. I've done much worse for a longer time for less money, to state the obvious.
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I think my favorite moment for bam this season happened last night. He was sitting on the couch staring at Alex b smiling. Jdrake said something and he answered "no man, I'm just trying to download this guy. I can't believe this is a real person."
Seeing normal people experience the monkey Cobra King will always bring me great joy.
 
cuttysnark said:
Bingo has a cough. The Monkey Twins are plotting to put ketchup packets under toilet seats in the tank so people get ketchup on their underwear.
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Additional details:
-They got the idea Captain Underpants
-Bingo suggested making their own ketchup packets if production didn't give them any
-They actually think April Fools' day is tomorrow, they just want to do this on a whim. April fools' day they want to do the water bucket on the door thing
-"[Alex] seems like someone who's maybe had a history of using some kinda substances, but now he's got his life almost put together"

"I think we did a pretty good job at our job today"
"Yeah and Bashir went through both our hairs today, and that's a bonus."
 
BingBongDingDong said:
I think my favorite moment for bam this season happened last night. He was sitting on the couch staring at Alex b smiling. Jdrake said something and he answered "no man, I'm just trying to download this guy. I can't believe this is a real person."
Seeing normal people experience the monkey Cobra King will always bring me great joy.
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Ironically Bam is a pretty crazy guy, or at least he used to be.
 
I guess there is one positive thing about how horribly Alex B has aged. If he lives long enough to get dementia and get put in a nursing home he'll be largely unchaged from now.
He already looks like a walking hospice patient and I'm sure any CNA who wipes his ass will hear all about how "Simbal wore my jacket in season 3" about 100 times a day.
 
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