🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Paul-Denton]

 

[GGSurvivor]

The whole forced Laura x Landon shit is really fucking uncomfortable. He's an anxious sperg.

no it was based and absolute cinema

this is not going to be a moralfag debate for 500 pages

 

[TheBridgeburner]

no it was based and absolute cinema

this is not going to be a moralfag debate for 500 pages

No one's debating, nigger.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Ooooooooh boy Ben sprung into action at the mere mention of "production" and "rape" lmao.

We in for another fish toy spam night?

 

[Enig]

Landon has that vocal twang you only hear in those gay porn movies people trim the gay porn out of to laugh at the bad acting, like if you clipped him being mad out of context people would think it's from a Steve Rambo edit.

 

[Roak]

He clearly wanted to kiss her and now he's pretending like he's some victim. Bitch move by Landon but I'll forgive him since he's retarded

 

[SneakEnergy]

Did Drake want Landon all for himself or something? What is this gay shit?

 

[GGSurvivor]

Landon blaming production instead of her shows that he wanted to actually do it and doesn't want to ruin future chances

 

[sex haver]

Day 14 recap:

• The BED SNATCHER fishtoy is enabled, which removes the target fish's bed. Landon is the first target, because he refused to sleep in the SUPERBED with the Twins and Laura.
• A squad of BLACK QUEENS are brought in to clean up the house. Of course, TTS and SFX are disabled.
• Bingo/Bongo are the DRAGON MASTER. They must instruct their DRAGON APPRENTICE, James Drake, to become a full dragon! They do this by hoarding shiny things.
• New cameraman: Richy!
• STOX were SPLIT in half if you care about that sort of thing.
• Bam took a day or two off. He is visiting his son and filming something in LA. He will be back soon.
• Jet says they want to "pack the house with retards" and production is considering bringing on more locals as freeloaders.
• Carolina is asked by production to leave because she is too positive and reassuring to James Drake. At the same time, Emma's boyfriend is invited on (but has not arrived). Carolina leaves, James Drake stays.
• JD's Discord is found, "Gold Magikarp". His messages are relatively tame, and ironically, are him thirsting over women in the tank's previous season. Odd, considering JD IS GAY.
• JD then holds a conversation with each individual fish about why he is going to leave. He says most of the TTS making fun of him are fake, but he is afraid the people sending them will eventually go after his family and friends if he doesn't leave.
• Jet and Ben come up to convince him to not leave, handing him a free McDouble. He agrees to stay on the condition he can speak to his girlfriend. Jet compromises and says they will give his GF enough free tokens to send a love letter.
• A new freeloader, Blane, is added to the tank. He immediately gives JD a pep talk.
• JD gets the letter from his girlfriend. She confirms that yes, she was dox'd, but it isn't too much info and that he should stay in the tank. As it stands, he has not left.

 

[Dago Lain]

This is my first fishtank and I get the same impression. Idk why theres been so much complaining, the amount of production interference is nearly perfect, at least once they manage to bring in the right amount of freeloaders. Tonight has been so good

Problem need to.remember that the allure it reality TV is reality or as close to a s I nxnsnr simulacrjm as can be captured on camera, the point of prizes challenges and eliminations is to draw that drama and and e m or I nne put of people in a controlled environment challenges are lviing e Li Einstein is death and the prize is thr victory
Soncsiry is what matters be it wholesome or hell, fair or fixed, scuffed or smooth
It must be sincsds

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

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Did Drake want Landon all for himself or something? What is this gay shit?

It's a gay show bro. Now we just need JD in the middle of that manwich.

 

[sex haver]

Problem need to.remember that the allure it reality TV is reality or as close to a s I nxnsnr simulacrjm as can be captured on camera, the point of prizes challenges and eliminations is to draw that drama and and e m or I nne put of people in a controlled environment challenges are lviing e Li Einstein is death and the prize is thr victory
Soncsiry is what matters be it wholesome or hell, fair or fixed, scuffed or smooth
It must be sincsds

You are either really drunk or really retarded.

Or both.

 

[Dago Lain]

You are either really drunk or really retarded.

Or both.

Doesn't matter behind I'm right

 

[DapperShark]

I was very skeptical of Laura for being one of Jimmy's retarded discord friends but she's been great. Weird fucking bitch but S-tier freeloader.

 

[Aquafag]

Bashir's Song

Despite the overall background track sounding better than the others, the lyrics are immensely weak. Production L

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

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[Plasticise]

The raped

 

[Monkeymanbob]

Fishtank Reddit upset rn that Landon was raped

 

[Unwired Clutter]

 

[SneakEnergy]

LANDON GAY
LANDON GAY
LANDON GAY

Fishtank Reddit upset rn that Landon was raped

Reddit are also just touchless hugless kissless virgins as well