🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    766
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head claims he likes that landons a virgin (as a joke) and he'd put a beer in front of him (as a joke) and fuck him while pulling his hair (as a joke) as landon calls him daddy (joke obvs)

he asks james if he agrees, james stares at head and says "what?"
 
Head's closet taco mukbang during the elimination

 
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's filthy. Says life seems messy and gross. Says he feels all alone in a disgusting world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great janitor Landon is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should clean you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor… I am Landon.'
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
 
🥇THE FIRST ELIMINATION RESULTS ARE IN🥇

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EMMA
HAD THE MOST PLANT MATTER
AND WILL NOW CHOOSE WHO IS ELIMINATED

#STUMPGATE
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They are now going to line the contestants up and blindfold them for the execution.

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❌BASHIR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED❌
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For those reading later, this means Bashir is the first fish to be sent home involuntarily in Season 5, and is third to leave overall after Bezo and Charity walked out. He placed 8th for the season.
 
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