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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
Rachel was funny for a couple days before he crying just got annoying. You could tell she was farming it for cluster B personality disorder attention points. Why else would an actual Fishtank fan, who knows what the show is all about reveal her biggest insecurities and traumas on a livestream where TTS roasts the contestants all the time.
Throwback to when she was trying to negotiate a price to be on the show lol
 
Rachel was funny for a couple days before he crying just got annoying. You could tell she was farming it for cluster B personality disorder attention points. Why else would an actual Fishtank fan, who knows what the show is all about reveal her biggest insecurities and traumas on a livestream where TTS roasts the contestants all the time.
I think she was just a retarded fat woman who really believed people wouldn't be able to find out who she was and about her past. Don't disagree on the attention farming though. Also, I remember hearing that she just watched some clips/the edited episodes and hadn't ever actually seen the show live. No idea if that's actually true but it could also explain her misconceptions, they don't really put the TTS messages in those unless it's plot relevant.
 
yeah, jet mentioning "memphis design" leads me to believe it will be very 90's. if you don't know what that is, look it up and you'll know exactly what i mean.
I'm skeptical that they're going back to any kind of strict theming, it's very expensive to have to basically tear the house down every season. I would think they're going to try and transition to a more permanent setup.
 
I don't know if it's been mentioned in here, however Wench has been back in the US and has been with Arya recently. Possible filming?
 
Something that is interesting is Jet very pointedly mentioning Memphis Design, talking about ordering very specific colors for painting. How they are currently working on the set, how nice the colors in the kitchen are. They talk about putting so much work into the set again. Sounds to me like a Season 2 amount of effort is back for the new Season.
I found this interesting as well mostly because I'm a paint nerd with paint color strips all over the place. He mentioned some paint company having cool colors. Are they just a color palette currator? Make it easy for someone to pick out a color instead of going the every shade on the planet paint companies usually offer? Benjamin Moore Chantilly Lace in their Aura line with a matte finish is the best color anyways so idk why I'm asking.

I hope they make the set real interesting. The house is a character.

Jet, since you read this please take inspiration from this photo
 

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I'm skeptical that they're going back to any kind of strict theming, it's very expensive to have to basically tear the house down every season. I would think they're going to try and transition to a more permanent setup.
They could do it pretty temporarily and easily with modern peel and stick wallpaper and cheap Temu slipcovers and accent pieces for the furniture, but since Jet is an idiot and has already mentioned painting everything, I doubt they'll do the sensible and easy thing.

You could completely remodel the aesthetics of an entire house for a few thousand bucks using peel and stick wallpaper and cheap but cool-looking temu crap, install it all in a couple of days, and tear it all down again in even less time than that. It's much easier and faster to pull down bright red wallpaper than it is to paint over a bright red paint job. Modern wallpaper is much easier and cheaper to install and remove, it's not like Grandma's wallpaper that took a chisel and a blowtorch to get down. And if things get ruined? It was just cheap temu crap in the first place, none of it would be a big loss.

All that would need to be painted would be woodwork and ceilings, maybe an end table here and there, and most of it could (and should) be painted in neutral colors that could possibly last for more than one season, and be worked into the changing aesthetics of future seasons.
 
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