🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Playboi Carti said:
SHES SO ATTRACTIVE OH MY!!!!
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MA5B said:
Isn’t it a multiplayer game? Do they still provide authentication services for games that have been taken down?
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Idk man I didn't buy that shit - did you? Is it actually a multiplayer game? It didn't look like it when I saw the trailers, you play a member of production running the show it didn't look multiplayer.
 
Pentamidine said:
Idk man I didn't buy that shit - did you? Is it actually a multiplayer game? It didn't look like it when I saw the trailers, you play a member of production running the show it didn't look multiplayer.
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No, just assumed it would be because why the fuck else would anyone buy it? It seems no one did, so you're probably right about it being a singleplayer game. Quite a bizarre business decision to even make it.
 
SenorPoop&Pee said:
Luke could come off as a straight man and gradually hassle the fish. But he's been resigned to his role as Sam's groyper Andy Richter. Episode 1 of Sam Hyde show was good I guess but every episode since has felt forced and sucks ass content wise in spite of the high production value and makes me wish it hadn't gone so viral. Saying Sam doesn't like fucking with retards is crazy because that was like half the skits in WP2. I wonder if Wecks crash out in S4 hit too close to home for him. All i know is I hope the midlife crisis arc ends soon. PSC is great
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Sam gets insecure around people like Weck and Bones. Meaning people who not only preach the "based" lifestyle but also live it. I think Sam knows it's only a matter of time before people realize he's a lonely childless degenerate that doesn't actually practice what he preaches.
 
Polska krowa said:
Assuming that things haven't fallen through with Corey Feldman, he will be the host.
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There's no way he could do that. Could you imagine him rangling the fish for 6 weeks? Can you imagine him doing anything daily for 6 weeks?

I predict the host will be Alex Schultz.

He has hosted gameshows for them in the past.
 
Summary of the bodycam footage.
  • Alex has Binx on the phone and gets her to talk about how the Pig assaulted her
  • He is unsure if he's actually legally married to her because he had found out that her previous husband might be alive, and he was deported for raping a 14 year old. Wants to evict her.
Pig comes out and speaks to the cops. Tells the cops that Alex:
  • Is high on Xanax and drinking a lot.
  • Stopped paying the house bills and wants her to crash out on him so he can stream it
  • Is trying to keep her trapped in the house
  • Keeps turning off the cameras in the house and that she doesn't give him access because he is trying to delete evidence
  • Made her quit her job and become financially dependent on him, refuses to let her visit her dying mother, starts crying
  • Is threatening to bury her with legal fees
  • Is getting Xanax illegally from dealers and that he said he needs it because the withdrawals might kill him
  • Is telling all of her personal information to the Internet
  • Has a criminal background and was a heroin addict (already known)
  • Took the gun from the safe, and that he asked Pig's son to buy it for him so he can protect the family (Alex cannot own guns as a felon)
Back with Alex:
  • Refutes the gun thing, says that it's the sons
  • Starts showing the cops Fishtank clips of the Pigs assault on him

  • Away from him, cops start chatting about how the Pig beat him up on Fishtank
  • Cop calls him tweaked out and that he might be on meth or coke, not barred out on Xanax
  • Cops want to report family violence for the Fishtank assault even though it's out of their jurisdiction because this is a giant clusterfuck and they want to document it
  • Cops say that Alex is high, "is in love with himself, "definitely a controlling little shit", and that "They're the same person, different body" :story::story::story:
Then 5 days later the Pig put in a complaint, making a false statement that one of the officers threatened Alex B with putting him through a wall despite nothing but cordiality from the officer in the bodycam :story:
 
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when the cop calls Alex B a controlling little shit... lmao. and like everyone else, they suspect hes tweaking on a stimulant like meth. what a fucking wreck, i love it and i hope the two insane motherfuckers continue to give us laughs.
 
FaggotWithAids said:
Slacker Blue just posted the police bodycam footage of Alex B and the ogre from the incident that happened a few months (I think) ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qdFH-TWbUhw
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Oof. I feel bad for those cops.

Just when the narration is giving the premise of the situation, there's no emergency or crime but Alex would like to talk to an officer in person.

NOOOOOOO Just tell him to call a lawyer.

They had no idea.
 
SenorPoop&Pee said:
Sam finding out about the groomer in Famous House 2
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Simmons did nothing wrong

Chongqing said:
There's no way he could do that. Could you imagine him rangling the fish for 6 weeks? Can you imagine him doing anything daily for 6 weeks?

I predict the host will be Alex Schultz.

He has hosted gameshows for them in the past.
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yeah I'm gonna be pretty unhappy. maybe he'll surprise us idk. pass the copium
 
Watching the Alex B police footage now. He has a Targaryen House Banner from Game of Thrones flying over his garage. I can't imagine being neighbors with this dude.

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