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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 174 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.7%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    771
The reason Jet keeps Sodaman around is probably similar to why Sam keeps Jet around. Sodaman is such a complete and total fuck up, limp wristed faggot that he makes Jet look cooler in comparison. Seriously, what a fucking nerd.
 
I won't feel sorry for anyone doing free work for the wiggers. This might be less exploitative than being on stream stars but the bar is on rock bottom.
#lurker said:
Even if the "carpenter" was a complete and total fuck up, it's Jet's fault for even allowing him near the set in the first place. How about you stop being a bunch of bums and get your shit done properly. Once again, this show will never reach its potential thanks to the totally incompetent Jet Neptune.
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I don't think Jet is able to grade something like carpentry. Especially based on the available resources and being unable (or wanting) to pay professionals. Jets duct tape adventures were kind of fun, until I realized that those weren't meant to be funny.
While I generally liked the fake commercials during season 4, I always got irrational angry at the bit, where they painted a BG prop, which had a big flat surface, with a rather small paint brush, which wasn't the joke of the bit.

Clarence Boddicker said:
If they need carpenters they could have just grabbed some Mexicans from Home Depot who would certainly not be fans or want clout.
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While I completely agree, I also kind of get why someone would want to capitalize on their overtly lonely and annoying fan base. I really don't want to defend Sam or the wiggers but quite a lot of twitter discourse/replies are completely insane. The problem is that you just kind of can't complain about fanboy volunteers being annoying or bad at this point. It's the price you pay for the free bad/mediocre work.
 
globalruleoutlaw said:
Jet ANGWY!
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Not trying to feel sorry for this sperg. He kind of did this to himself for "volunteering" for free and not expecting to get fucked over by associating with fishtank in current year. But the last paragraph truly gives it away why he was actually kicked.

It wasn't the turkey or his building skills. It was them getting a "vibe" off of him. He probably fucked around too much and self admittedly didnt treat the wiggers like royalty. Or he said or came off wrong somewhere with either jet or ben or one of their e-whores they had on the site.

The thing that most people here don't understand is that they actually like their fans. And what i mean by that is their hardcore ride or die ass kissing fans who think the wiggers can do no wrong.

Who they actually hate is these people in the middle. People who know too much but aren't fully chudded out mde fanboys. People who were/are on sites like this or 4chan and know what marky is just from being on the internet for years. People who wouldn't feel anything just throwing the wiggers under the bus if things went downhill somewhere.

The cringe and the soyfacing was never the issue. The whole concept of having people like sodaman on the team who acts like he's the grand wigger general just taking orders in the most unserious situation of the poor dude whos trying to get his stuff back proves this. Replacing Jin with Seth proves this even harder. They don't care if you're a cringe chud shouting nigger all day as long as you aren't indifferent towards them. Or if you silently judge them. Which clearly this dude did.

And thats why whoever wrote that comment seemed to be seething the most in the last pharagraph. Their gut instinct was right. This dude really did end turning on them, recording their conversations and posting them online.
 
ackack99 said:
this same guy is acting like bothering some strangers is the worst crime imaginable, meanwhile this is textbook sexual harassment and borderline stalking, lmao.
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Only borderline?

I wonder if that Ricky Berwick shirt is still there... Looking like an analog horror face...
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Airsoftfloppy looks so strange now. If I had no knowledge of who he was I'd think he has some sort of genetic condition that makes him look like that.
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He absolutely has a condition, but I don't have the knowledge to diagnose it. That is not a normal human frame even without the added fat, and the structure of his face and head, along with his voice, are not normally consistent with your average deathfat.

Phrenology experts feel free to weigh in.
 
Burt breaking character

 
Capgras Delusion said:
It's pretty apparent he has Cushing's Syndrome. Which might be genetic.
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He confirmed somewhere he does have cushings
Would explain the general look he has and that sad micropenis, poor guy.

Blackstar said:
Burt breaking character
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I refuse to believe burt is a character, if he is it is legitimately impressive and he should work in movies. Movies like "fucking my baby bro in the ass" and "back that ass up mr Seinfeld"
 
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John Egbert BD said:
I refuse to believe burt is a character, if he is it is legitimately impressive and he should work in movies.
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Burt is very autistic and says himself that he generally doesn't understand humor, particularly the MDE brand of humor. He is pretty good, however, at picking up on what fans find funny about him and playing those elements up despite usually not understanding why they find it humorous, just that they do. I'd say nowadays his streams are about 70/30 actual burt and character work/jokes. The more you watch of Burt, the clearer it becomes when he's playing things up. IMO the things that he himself actually finds comedically titillating are extremely explicit sexual jokes and talking about fucking his family members. Every time ive seen him break its something like that.
 
Tis the season to have found myself on the FT site watching some S2 episodes. You can say whatever you want about the production and the energy of the season, but it was the most kino season as far as setting goes. That house was fantastic, Sam's character was great, and the 70s clothing was a cool touch, all of that combined with it filming during Christmas and New Years and man, very comfy.
(Have a quick clip (EP5 46:00) that had me laughing for probably 5 minutes straight)
 
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