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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 172 22.4%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.7%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    768
BingBongDingDong said:
So what he built sucked, but also he was awful because he would fuck around instead of slaving away all day making set pieces. You get what you pay for neptroon. Pick two: fast, good, cheap. Everybody knows this shit when they're actual professionals; not sam Hyde hanger ons that think they can be Jack of all trades. Sorry you tried to abuse Sam Hyde's jobless fans for free labor and that somehow didn't work out, I'm sure the next idea will play out way better.
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I actually wonder if they could get real professionals who dont ask for more money after they find out the caliber of Wigger they are working for. Must be really terrible to work for these people as a serious person.
I think that any kind of professionalism is top-down and you can't really expect to get much out of hiring good people if you yourself lack discernment.
 
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FWIW if you volunteer and donate stuff, that's a donation. It's NOT a trade where by you giving free stuff you earn the right to stick around and have free access to the team. So if you get in the way and they tell you to fuck off, it does not mean you get to play takesies-backsies with the props you donated, it means you get to fuck off.
Otherwise you'll have to accept the fact you never meant to donate anything and were trying to have some unspoken agreement of this-for-that.

I believe Jet when he says the guy sucks, but also what the fuck is Sam and his wigger crew even doing? It's all so pathetic.
 
neger psykolog said:
Why are Jeet Averageson and Sam Hyde relying on volunteer labor with all of the money the show makes?

That's a penultimately basic lesson in production lol. No wonder the show is such a constant fuckup.

This also speaks volumes about the idea that Sam Hydenburg is a "millionaire".
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Because they are faggot theatre kids and wiggers at heart.
Sam had a decent sketch comedy career and boofed it because he couldn't stop powerleveling around AS execs and their pet niggers(yes im sure they're kikes and they're awful but I'd rather be on season 4 of a high production World Peace rn than a tentative season 5 of "IP2 Does Big Brother")

Sam's conception of money is fucked because he's a nepo kid, Jet's conception of money is fucked because a nepo kid threw cash at his pet project even though he shits the bed every time.
They don't realize they'd get MORE MONEY if they just HIRED PROFESSIONALS to GET THE WORK DONE. Sussing shit out with lawyers and consultants would've saved them massive paperwork and legal issues. Hiring real people to work on the sets would save them infinite time and get shit pushed out faster.

It's just like how they "hired" a bunch of fags and troons to work on the video game and music and they just got offended by dumb shit bic and ben were saying to insta thots and nuked the project.
 
neger psykolog said:
Why are Jeet Averageson and Sam Hyde relying on volunteer labor with all of the money the show makes?

That's a penultimately basic lesson in production lol. No wonder the show is such a constant fuckup.

This also speaks volumes about the idea that Sam Hydenburg is a "millionaire".
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No, he probably is. Millionaires stay/get rich by doing scammy shit like that He comes from money, too, RI School of Design is like the Berkeley music school for art, its a pretty expensive private school, he'll say 'daddys money aint your money' but I imagine he has some of it.

Theyre using fans and volunteers because they know that a) the quality of their 'product' doesnt actually matter, in a way the more scuffed it is, the more drama there is, and that b) they know that some of these fans would actually pay to be on the show. Plenty of women are sucking dick for attention and e fame and mostly drugs and 'the experience', plenty of these guys want to party with them and mostly the girls and will pay to get in.

A lot of it is 'because they can' and most of it is because theyre sleazy in general and its probably done for money--mostly tax and liability reasons (theres a sheen of lawyer jewery around all the specific wording they lean on using)--but a lot of things operate like this if they think they can get away with it.

Some of it may be laziness, some of it may be because theyre DIY theater kids at heart, I dont think theyre doing it consciously or even subconsciously, but they slid into it and keep doing it it hasnt bitten them yet. Some of the money theyre making is probably going to Kardashian Tier lawyers though.
 
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No, he probably is. Millionaires stay/get rich by doing scammy shit like that He comes from money, too, RI School of Design is like the Berkeley music school for art, its a pretty expensive private school, he'll say 'daddys money aint your money' but I imagine he has some of it.

Theyre using fans and volunteers because they know that a) the quality of their 'product' doesnt actually matter, in a way the more scuffed it is, the more drama there is, and that b) they know that some of these fans would actually pay to be on the show. Plenty of women are sucking dick for attention and e fame and mostly drugs and 'the experience', plenty of these guys want to party with them and mostly the girls and will pay to get in.
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This shit works when you're a landlord or streamer or kike trying to jew the locality into giving you building perms for a synagogue or whatever but it doesn't work when you're unable to deliver a product at all because of your scammy incompetent tactics.

I also highly suspect most of sam's money came from daddy and mining litecoin. From what I witnessed firsthand on his blog of an 8ch board he got a few hundred grand from his dad and clipped most of it into crypto and mining while he was working, then once he was solid he moved in with his mom to save money and started making scuffed youtube videos. He also did really sell cars and flipped higher-end cars on the side after driving them for awhile. and by higher end i mean like escalades and JDM shitboxes not actual luxury cars or whatever
 
This guy seems like a sperg but jet is a retard for not hiring actual professionals. You get what you pay for and in this case you got a sperg
 
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