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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Isn't that an ADL hat? or some weird shit associated with those losers?
It's made by Loveamerica aka Van. He's the guy who showed up during the hot mic on ADL, Shadi lived with him for awhile, not sure if she still does. I think Abi did as well.
He also made Jon's bloodgames jacket and tried to feed Jon info while it was going on. Burt could have met up with him in LA.
 
It's made by Loveamerica aka Van. He's the guy who showed up during the hot mic on ADL, Shadi lived with him for awhile, not sure if she still does. I think Abi did as well.
He also made Jon's bloodgames jacket and tried to feed Jon info while it was going on. Burt could have met up with him in LA.
That's what I meant. I knew Jon had a similar hat during Bloodgames, and remembered Jet asking him if it was advertising some dumb shit.

Sounds like some Jon bullshit, and the hat confirms it for me. I can't take Burt seriously with any accusations when he takes bribes from Jon and co.
 
I can't take Burt seriously with any accusations when he takes bribes from Jon and co.
Burt has always been in a state of "yes and" for content purposes. Even going against Jet for his sexual improprieties is primarily because it provides content for the stream. Weather he cares about it in a genuine way is immaterial.
 
It's made by Loveamerica aka Van. He's the guy who showed up during the hot mic on ADL, Shadi lived with him for awhile, not sure if she still does.
Shadi being Van's slampig is the entire reason its hard to take any of the Jet shit seriously beyond 'the groupies he fucked are now scorned'.
 
Weather he cares about it in a genuine way is immaterial.
Remember, same guy who said he would literally rape women and children.
Burt-"Alex b is like my bro who i want to fuck in the ass"
Don't take this like I'm goran-simping,
Jet neptune is a borderline pedo groomer retard with an ego so large he doesn't know how to run his show, but there's no way burt really 'cares' about it. If he does, he's one hell of a hypocrite!
And you know the worst part is the hypocrisy.
 
Does anyone have the clip of Letty singing a lullaby to Jet?
It happened either in May 27 or May 28 2023, it was the 59th challenge of "The Cell 2: II".
 
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Jimmy is part of the Thanksgiving Tank
https://x.com/beyondD0ne/status/1987412634862313902
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While I don't have that, I can offer you a clip of her improv'ing a song during the highschooler roleplay challenge where she sang begging God to give her boobs and a hairy bloody pussy or else she will shoot up the school.
 
Jimmy on production and a main contestant equals a guaranteed snoozefest.
Whenever Jimmy tries to be entertaining, it always ends up cringe and not in a cringe kino way. All of his best stuff came when he forgot he was a contestant and just acted like himself.
 
Whenever Jimmy tries to be entertaining, it always ends up cringe and not in a cringe kino way. All of his best stuff came when he forgot he was a contestant and just acted like himself.
Exactly.
Jimmy throwing the Hitler salute while yelling NIGGERS, not all that funny, but a minute later where he tries to backflip and nearly breaks his neck, now that's funny.
 
Whenever Jimmy tries to be entertaining, it always ends up cringe and not in a cringe kino way. All of his best stuff came when he forgot he was a contestant and just acted like himself.
He's also going to be well aware of everything they have planned for the show, so it's not like he's going to genuinely sperg out out of stress/pressure.
 
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i know this isnt exactly fishtank related but since there is nothing else to talk about, Frank's been on a tear lately. a few days ago Hasan, now this. if you dont know who Sematary is you probably wont care but if you do this is hilarious. the gumroad is gonna go crazy. how does he keep finding these people, built-in radar?
It was nice of him to turn around for Frank, I guess
 
Remember, same guy who said he would literally rape women and children.

Don't take this like I'm goran-simping,
Jet neptune is a borderline pedo groomer retard with an ego so large he doesn't know how to run his show, but there's no way burt really 'cares' about it. If he does, he's one hell of a hypocrite!
And you know the worst part is the hypocrisy.
Burt is a hypocrite. Burt wrote a sexually graphic song about a TEENAGER (Payton) on s3 fishtank and he masterbated about her on the show, too. Payton was creeped out by him.

The song said something about her “tight pink pussy” 🤢 . So I highly doubt he cares about Jet grooming and sexually abusing teens (children).

There are sooooo many sexual predators and literal pedophiles associated with fishtank. No one on the show or who runs it are good people lol Except maybe Luke? He seems like a nice guy.
 
Whenever Jimmy tries to be entertaining, it always ends up cringe and not in a cringe kino way. All of his best stuff came when he forgot he was a contestant and just acted like himself.
Jimmy on production and a main contestant equals a guaranteed snoozefest.
The best bit of S2 was where Sam and Jet placated him for a hour and let him run the show, and his best idea was 'slide down the stairs with mattresses'. After which, Sam called him a retard and went downstairs in disgust.
 
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