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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
I don't know if this is the right thread for it but I only noticed there now with the new season of smiling friends that bicflame is credited with creating the RIP photoshoots at the end of the episodes. It's so weird to see someone so wigger adjacent be credited in a mainstream show.
I believe he did them all for season 2 as well.
 
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is no more..!

jet got mad and pulled it.

from fishtank.observer:
jet: probably gotta nuke this you all are such ugly faggot losers pulling your ass and balls out, trailer trash borderline homeless schizophrenic freaks worst people ive ever seen in my life
mints: the guy on screen right now looks like a weed plug from 2008
jet: Enjoy nothing
jet: putting nothing on
jet: yall got some discord yall got some telegram
jet: enjoy nothing
mints: show eachother your buttholes on discord
jet: isnt duh the guy with his asshole out
mints: yes
mints: duhsten
jet: permamuting you please unsub from SP do drugs in a single wide
mints: burning your cock with cigarettes for direnc on battlechat
mints: super hell
jet: a bunch of trans furries and discord homos
jet: Burn in hell
jet: yall got some nothing to enjoy for sure
jet: @CrazyFulf hard username
mints: look at this guys tits
mints: bro has actual boobs
jet: you all look like squidbillies eeveryone who watches fishtank looks like a child of two siblings, thin face, small eyes, gathering of the juggalos vibe
jet: white trash
jet: LOL
jet: im replacing all of you faggots with AI indians
mints: battlechat...
mints: my beloved
jet: enjoy nothing
mints: soon
jet: because the people using it were no good

also teases "a new crowd" of "better" people. sometime...
jet: but we have a new crowd ready to hop on
jet: better people are coming
jet: enjoy nothing. for now
jet: nobody won


this off-shoot was probably the most hated yet but when you give people 1 to 2 minutes to compete for votes and let it run for weeks you get what you expect from the Fishtank community. if it ever returns it will most likely be event based as some people suggested and (more) heavily moderated.
it was advertised as an open beta, for that it got very little features and bug fixes in week two. it was basically broken over it's last two days, in a way that even wes was left clueless --> audio mixed up from people not in battles or video not loading half the time. all that despite only having two video streams on display with a 1mbps bitrate cap (and the queue hardly ever exceeded 5 people).
 
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jet: probably gotta nuke this you all are such ugly faggot losers pulling your ass and balls out, trailer trash borderline homeless schizophrenic freaks worst people ive ever seen in my life
The more the wiggers talk the more I think they just got lucky fishtank worked out. He's really seething that this no effort streaming site isn't printing money like fishtank did, and he can't understand why. Fishtank retarded, battlechat retarded, why battlechat no print money like fishtank???
 
Always. Especially given that it was his idea to begin with. Also mints is a little dysgenic freak lapdog.
Worth pointing out that Mints was loving Battle Chat until Jet appeared saying he hated it... then all of a sudden the participants are the worst in his opinion.

It's funny til it ain't funny!
 
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So you liked watching a guy eat shit. Got it.
What? The only reason I'm even aware of niggers eating shit is because Jet was too busy huffing gas and avoiding doing his job that he gave battlechat the green light in the first place. He's bitching and acting like he's above it when it only exists because of his incompetence. So yes, Jet is in the wrong, as seemingly always.
 
So, we all know that Ben, Chip, etc are fucked and will inevitably be back working at McDonalds soon, but will that be Jet's fate too or will Sam let him go back to being his personal assistant?
 
I was looking at the S3 costume contest again (I want to paint simbal in the room in the costume), and just...
I miss these immaculate, weird vibes.
The queer male dating show vibes.
Even just the quiet downtime, where they were just talking about anything EXCEPT Fishtank (because they didn't know!), was just wonderful, and I would do anything to go back to this.
 
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