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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Bright_Lord said:
Shadi is a retarded nigger. Her and her crew of retards have done nothing but spread allegations that, if true, are irrelevant due to absolutely no proof.
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I think this fat fridge sized nigger is nothing but a disgruntled ex employee who wishes she was still involved with the show. She even released a recording of her trying to go to the very lake house she called the welfare check on.
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These leaks are nothing but a reflection of this fat retards burning desire to stay relevant in the community.
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Wow this is fucked up
Chairy also has underage nudes out there. You know fishtank gooners know all about this.

Fishtank gooners are a bunch of pedos who are clutching their pearls at Jet, while jerking off to children (teens are children, you sickos! I wish King Cobra was here to kill the sickos with his cobra magic 😢).
 
ATPH said:
Is being an unironic chigger worse than being a wigger?
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creaturestorm said:
There are people who find this guy to be funny and entertaining.
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I love him personally, but god he's too fruity for his own good. Damiel Nutshack TTS is still a top 5 Fishtank arc for me.

Strong like Bruce Willis said:
If you take away Fishtank from Jet, his only source of clout would be gone.
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Eh, Worldcorp was a big enough deal at the time that he would have been able to go down that route if he was never picked up by Sam - he definitely had other options, albeit with a little less clout. You're definitely a 40Boy though, you gotta make it a bit less obvious next time you wanna sweep for the tard.
 

What will most likely be the peak of this new slop: Tobuscus!
 
ben had a surprising request for mints; to not moderate negative content about production on battle chat:
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can't really tell when mods are actually around but a kid did multiple marky posts without getting kicked seemingly (queued up a day later again). the most recent comments come from when someone was playing a mints AI butt vvideo. the one kicking the person after a while (kept winning all rounds) was ultimately wes because he is against screen sharing. the stop to this will ultimately be making it season pass only again but this will also make it so that people like Toby Turner won't be showing up anymore.
the rules are also seemingly more relaxed from stream stars; someone streamed an entire movie during off hours, plenty of guns have been pointed at the screen, butts, etc. i only saw them intervene on a doxxing attempt.
they've also unbanned raddad & fish who people assumed were perma'd.

battle chat remains largely slop given that it's running all day with very little battling going on (more so a discord hangout..). might be able to catch some more interesting things during peak hours but the format is probably best reserved for events. (most magic stars also have been complaining about not being able to make money off of this.)
 
I Am Not Really said:
ben had a surprising request for mints; to not moderate negative content about production on battle chat:
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can't really tell when mods are actually around but a kid did multiple marky posts without getting kicked seemingly (queued up a day later again). the most recent comments come from when someone was playing a mints AI butt vvideo. the one kicking the person after a while (kept winning all rounds) was ultimately wes because he is against screen sharing. the stop to this will ultimately be making it season pass only again but this will also make it so that people like Toby Turner won't be showing up anymore.
the rules are also seemingly more relaxed from stream stars; someone streamed an entire movie during off hours, plenty of guns have been pointed at the screen, butts, etc. i only saw them intervene on a doxxing attempt.
they've also unbanned raddad & fish who people assumed were perma'd.

battle chat remains largely slop given that it's running all day with very little battling going on (more so a discord hangout..). might be able to catch some more interesting things during peak hours but the format is probably best reserved for events. (most magic stars also have been complaining about not being able to make money off of this.)
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I'm not gonna watch this, but it's kind of a smart move by Ben. Only a minority of the fan base watches this slop. While there will be people who won't stop criticizing production/Jet, there will also be people who'll get tired of it as long as they don't feel censored. So they can get it out of their system now and might be less of a hassle whenever the next season happens.
I think this could work and I'm not sure how I feel about this. I just really hope Jet will be exclusively a behind the scenes guy and gets no say in casting, but I doubt his ego could handle that.
I've given him more credit for ft than some other people in this thread, but he has never worked as an on screen personality. I also don't want to be forced to look at his teeth or toe nails ever again!
 
Polychromos said:
I've given him more credit for ft than some other people in this thread, but he has never worked as an on screen personality. I also don't want to be forced to look at his teeth or toe nails ever again!
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Maybe this is why so many people are nostalgic for Famous House in S3; Jet had to present as a real, competent producer and mostly stayed out of the way.
 
Madison Grant said:
Maybe this is why so many people are nostalgic for Famous House in S3; Jet had to present as a real, competent producer and mostly stayed out of the way.
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And Bloodgames, because Jet was cool about everything. They had a bit that didn't work? Laugh about it, and move on. Tai shot his character? They laughed about it, and moved on.
 
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The S2 house has been sold finally. They couldn't even secure the asking price of $749,900 they got weasled down to $737,500. So since they bought it for $575k its a profit of maybe $162,500. Deduct the extensive renovations, the recent basement escape renovations, mortgage payments, taxes, fees, mortgage and property taxes and you're probably down below 100k and probably closer to 50k in profit.
 
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The S2 house has been sold finally. They couldn't even secure the asking price of $749,900 they got weasled down to $737,500. So since they bought it for $575k its a profit of maybe $162,500. Deduct the extensive renovations, the recent basement escape renovations, mortgage payments, taxes, fees, mortgage and property taxes and you're probably down below 100k and probably closer to 50k in profit.
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This is still so much more than I would have guessed. Regardless of the half assed renovations they did, they never fully fixed the flooding issue, right? While the renovations might have been "extensive" most of it was obviously done very quick and cheap.
 
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