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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
skrod said:
Apologies for jumping the gun a bit but when I logged off he was setting up an account (I think) as tech king was telling him to use a VPN and set up a password he's never used before.
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Why would Burt need to use a VPN? He seems like the absolute last person to give a shit about his own digital privacy. He'll literally give out his phone number to anyone.
skrod said:
Edit: Seems like Burt was convinced by tech king and chat to not go on the farms "without proper protection" so he said he'd be reviewing the thread offline first before doing it on stream.
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Tech king is a normalfag and Burt's chat is constantly filled with redditors so it isn't surprising they'd treat this site like some super evil dangerous hacker site.
 
8888 said:
Why would Burt need to use a VPN? He seems like the absolute last person to give a shit about his own digital privacy. He'll literally give out his phone number to anyone.

Tech king is a normalfag and Burt's chat is constantly filled with redditors so it isn't surprising they'd treat this site like some super evil dangerous hacker site.
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lol that's a good point. Burt might as well just make an account with his full name and get verified, he literally has nothing to lose by doing so unlike most other normal people. We all know who Burt is already, Burt being tied to Kiwi Farms can't ruin his reputation at all, nothing Burt could do here could hurt his reputation more than he has already done we know him so well that we've all seen him burting off over ten times. He has no need to be anonymous on Kiwi farms lol.
 
I Am Not Really said:
they are also milking the Angie & Seth "relationship" and are trying to make him jealous and come out to the house but Seth isn't biting, however still engaging with it.
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I was watching Seth the first night Angie was there and he also let slip that later on someone else is coming on the show that him and Angie into an argument over, so someone who makes Seth jealous I guess.
 
else_letter said:
I think we can be sure that Sam's statement about them being up again "in a matter of months" is definitely wrong. I don't expect anything until well into next year at best.
Problem is we just don't have real information though.
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They said Season 4 was totally going to be a thing only for it and BG2 to get rugpulled. I'll believe there's a S5 when it's live. The logistics of it all is fucked at this point.
 
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LowlyPheasent said:
Are we even going to get another season of FT?
They seem to have fucked themselves by opting for the laziest/most retarded routes possible repeatedly leading to them being cock blocked at every property they have.
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We definitely are getting another season, the show is too big to just drop.

The question is, how are they gonna betray the promises of the failure of Season 4.

I do not believe they are leaving New England. So, do they lie and try to pretend they are in Texas or Nevada? We'll know if they buy a property, there will most likely be drama leading up to the season when we find out what property they buy.

Jet won't keep it in his pants. Does his groomed high schooler go along with the casting couch, or does she get pissed and blow him up midseason when he can't say no to fresh BPD pussy. They can't do an all male season, simping makes too much money. Also, I doubt we'll ever get another Gaslight cast, despite it being the best season, chicks who don't know what fishtank is will only treat Jet like the dysgenic freak he is.
 
Polyboros2 said:
We definitely are getting another season, the show is too big to just drop.
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Even if they some how produce a s5 its just going to be a repeat of failures we've seen before. The problems they currently face have uncomfortable answers.

Unless a miracle happens in court, its slop from here on out.
 
FrancisKev13 said:
Him reading that monologue is top 3.
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i hated him at first but he makes a great heel.
i think every season needs a gassed up jeet/ wanabee bollywood actor.
but it might only work if they think its a legitimate production, albeit they could just gasslight just the jeet.
the lion must rooor sar.
 
creaturestorm said:
Maybe around 2012 I remember some of my coworkers telling me about how dangerous 4chan was and how they only use reddit because its super safe. Nothing bad ever gets posted to reddit they explained to me.

Ignorance is bliss i guess.
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Heard the exact same thing back in the day from my friend group, ignorance really is bliss.
 
I tuned into the Sardine Tin thing just now and some guy put what appeared to be peanut butter on Angie's feet and then licked it off said feet. Absolutely Aperturian.
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CRIPPLED CHRIST said:
Heard the exact same thing back in the day from my friend group, ignorance really is bliss.
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Yeah most people treat 4chan like the dark web or something. I was at a lunch recently and the topic came up somehow, and the girls acted horrified when I said I liked to browse it. I told them how there are a lot of interesting boards on it and most of them are apolitical. One of the people at the lunch was a medical doctor and he lit up and was like "yeah there is some really great conversations to have on 4chan, far superior to reddit"

I was pretty shocked but the girls were like wtf lol. Only time Ive ever heard someone other than myself admit to browsing 4chan irl.
 
neger psykolog said:
I imagine there are some similarities with supermodels/models and the people that congregate in that "sector". I've been told those chicks are actually right cunts in reality to deal with and have very plastic personalities even though they may be hot.

When you add in much more obvious mental issues with the wigger "groupies" plus the power dynamic of being able to become famous or shown more because you made a wigger horny for you plus a lack of gay guys (besides burt) and replace cocaine with other shitty drugs then... well that's when you get MDE.

Anyone who wants to be a supermodel has to put in effort and master certain things and get noticed whereas internet celebrity is a much more fickle thing - anyone who willingly shows up to an MDE or MDE adjacent production has to have some idea of what to expect.

My point with that, is that at a certain point (probably already passed it recently) any man/woman who shows up to Fishtank/MDE shit and knows what it is and has searched up on it is basically saying "hey I'm ok with this kind of environment where drugs/sex/favors are passing around" - its sort of like going to the gathering of the juggalos.

My point with mentioning gathering of the juggalos is you don't go that event and complain when you get splattered with Faygo.
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Its goes beyond just the girls being retarded or hot or vain or if they deserve it or if they are retards for giving out sexual favors I'm not arguing that what I'm saying is that Jet has no play so he has to resort to using his fame being the lump that latched onto Sams gooch and fell off once it sucked enough nutrients to please its master. Now he uses the position he brown nosed and yes manned himself into to have sex with the girls that come onto the show and for someone like Sam who so badly wants to be a big front page name star having his own little sex pest crew running around with the talent they hire is a clear bad sign and conflict of interest. It just opens up so many cans of worms now where even if you didn't force the girl into anything she can say you did and since you as production are the position of power use that to have sex with an underling it reads real bad no matter how much detail we go into no one is gonna formulate their opinion beyond the headline Sam Hyde and his Jr. Weinstein operation. End of the day Jet is a fat slav with no game who like the vast majority of slavs suffer from the genetic defect of being slavic and unfortunate looking.
 
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