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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Here's the Jeet Neptroon thread. So far, I have covered all of pre-MDE history. You can check it out here in PG.

Semper fucking fi, suffer Neptroon
 
Here's the Jeet Neptroon thread. So far, I have covered all of pre-MDE history. You can check it out here in PG.

This will be useful in Burt's Nepstein Files investigation.
 
Turns out, a taste in High Schoolers is common among the wiggers and not exclusive to Jet.
 
It had me wondering why the hell Jet (and supposedly Ben) is trying to pick up high schoolers and trying to "import girls"? He claims it's because they struggle to meet girls because of their internet presence? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just do what Nick says and just go to a bar and maybe meet people. Sure you can argue that you might not meet the best people at bars but are high schoolers raised on Discord or "imported girls" with bull rings really any better? Why stoop so low? Maybe Jet would struggle to pick up chicks for obvious reasons but I'm sure Ben would do fine.
It's because these guys have zero game and play like can you imagine being a girl and having this manlet slavshit jet standing around you fat, oily. too much cologne on while he stands with his nerd neck hunching towards you to hide his bitch tits so you think hes not as fat as he really is all while moving and rubbing his hands together in his own subconscious attempt at self soothing while trying to pick you up at a bar. They import these girls because in the girls mind they are A. these internet celebrities who have clout and connections to people who are more famous than them to launch their own careers so the girls are more willing to provide sex or companionship in return. B. these girls are mentally ill and clearly for the vast majority of female contestants aren't the most popular or mentally there girls with stable households who instead either spend all day online smoking weed or with their two other friends who they smoke weed with all day. Making them perfect choices for Jet and company to prey on and use their positions as producers and micro internet celebs to get sex with girls they would never stand a chance with outside of holding coke at all times to give out for sexual favors. Ben struggles with different issues mainly the terrible balding his natural confidence and ability to be funny along with not being a fat faggot he normally would have zero issues getting any play.
 
Here's the Jeet Neptroon thread. So far, I have covered all of pre-MDE history. You can check it out here in PG.

You think Jet's seething about the Farms was bad before S4? Well you ain't seen nothing yet.
 
Burt is live with Cucumberfeet explaining the beef with Jet Neptune and the Nepstein Files. I may update this with a recap later and an archive. From what I can tell right now cucumberfeet is trying to remain impartial, maybe slightly sweeping for Jet, and saying he doesn't know anything.

Edit: He swept for Jet hard.


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Burt is live with Cucumberfeet explaining the beef with Jet Neptune and the Nepstein Files. I may update this with a recap later and an archive. From what I can tell right now cucumberfeet is trying to remain impartial, maybe slightly sweeping for Jet, and saying he doesn't know anything.

Edit: He swept for Jet hard.


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Cucumbernose always sweeps for Jet, he did in his S4 recaps by omitting Jin mentioning the /r9k/ post and always throws production a bone about everything. He must be clutching his pearls to try and score a spot in the "lorekeepers" and other tangential gay shit that can land you a paycheck from production like AB and AbsorbedToast.
 
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Here's the Jeet Neptroon thread. So far, I have covered all of pre-MDE history. You can check it out here in PG.

Wait a second, his real name is Jet Neptune? Am i fucking retarded? Did i miss something here?
WHO THE FUCK IS CALLED JET NEPTUNE?
I THOUGHT THIS NIGGA WAS SOME KIND OF GENIUS WHO MANAGED TO NEVER DOX HIMSELF, BUT HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY JET NEPTUNE?
 
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jet was around for two quick messages when sardine tin started...
that show has been a hit and miss for me as the dynamics between people knowing each other since the end of February split into two factions production/guards vs prisoners are not exactly playing out as envisioned (with the prison RP taking a heavy hit). still, they seem to adapt and there have been good moments to enjoy even without the lore buy in plus it's only been 4 days. curious to see if daily user peaks are going to improve on the weekend? they have apparently also already earned more money than Rachel did during the entirety of magic stars on the third day(?).

as expected they also got a season 4 fish to come: Angelina. unbeknownst to her they also dropped a surprise prisoner right after her arrival - Sharpfart. her vocal s4 simp who offered to fly her out after she was eliminated. they played out an extended and very flirty interrogation scene together.
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https://youtu.be/Fkn7riNpqmk?si=FPFhi31SRlVuTTGZ&t=287 (some of it in the digest but omitting some things like basically stepping on his balls)

despite being a guard she is also semi involved in some of the challenges and gets the short stick of some of the things (getting her puking, black face, etc.).


they are also milking the Angie & Seth "relationship" and are trying to make him jealous and come out to the house but Seth isn't biting, however still engaging with it.



mints has been happy with them while talking a lot of shit about the magic stars. he finally bit the bullet and reset the season 4 day counter from 60+ to match with Sardine Tin.
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And in an even more reckless move renamed all existing stox to match the Sardine Tin contestants which so far only resulted in small market movement again.
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It's because these guys have zero game and play like can you imagine being a girl and having this manlet slavshit jet standing around you fat, oily. too much cologne on while he stands with his nerd neck hunching towards you to hide his bitch tits so you think hes not as fat as he really is all while moving and rubbing his hands together in his own subconscious attempt at self soothing while trying to pick you up at a bar. They import these girls because in the girls mind they are A. these internet celebrities who have clout and connections to people who are more famous than them to launch their own careers so the girls are more willing to provide sex or companionship in return. B. these girls are mentally ill and clearly for the vast majority of female contestants aren't the most popular or mentally there girls with stable households who instead either spend all day online smoking weed or with their two other friends who they smoke weed with all day. Making them perfect choices for Jet and company to prey on and use their positions as producers and micro internet celebs to get sex with girls they would never stand a chance with outside of holding coke at all times to give out for sexual favors. Ben struggles with different issues mainly the terrible balding his natural confidence and ability to be funny along with not being a fat faggot he normally would have zero issues getting any play.
I imagine there are some similarities with supermodels/models and the people that congregate in that "sector". I've been told those chicks are actually right cunts in reality to deal with and have very plastic personalities even though they may be hot.

When you add in much more obvious mental issues with the wigger "groupies" plus the power dynamic of being able to become famous or shown more because you made a wigger horny for you plus a lack of gay guys (besides burt) and replace cocaine with other shitty drugs then... well that's when you get MDE.

Anyone who wants to be a supermodel has to put in effort and master certain things and get noticed whereas internet celebrity is a much more fickle thing - anyone who willingly shows up to an MDE or MDE adjacent production has to have some idea of what to expect.

It's sort of like whether you should have sympathy for DarksydePhil's wife. There is no chance she didn't know who she was shacking up with before hand and she also has gotten a house/money out of it all so should people be sympathetic for the hate she got? She willingly cheated on her partner with DSP, a prolific liar/scammer and basically sent a message to the world that was "I'm ok with the fact this guy is a liar"

My point with that, is that at a certain point (probably already passed it recently) any man/woman who shows up to Fishtank/MDE shit and knows what it is and has searched up on it is basically saying "hey I'm ok with this kind of environment where drugs/sex/favors are passing around" - its sort of like going to the gathering of the juggalos.

My point with mentioning gathering of the juggalos is you don't go that event and complain when you get splattered with Faygo.
 
Burt went on kiwifarms to check out the new Jet thread last night but i havent watched yet. He knows about the Burt thread and this thread, and said this one was highly critical of him.
 
Burt went on kiwifarms to check out the new Jet thread last night but i havent watched yet. He knows about the Burt thread and this thread, and said this one was highly critical of him.
If he actually did read the Jet thread then he's got an account here. It's in prospering grounds which requires you to log in to view.
 
If he actually did read the Jet thread then he's got an account here. It's in prospering grounds which requires you to log in to view.
Apologies for jumping the gun a bit but when I logged off he was setting up an account (I think) as tech king was telling him to use a VPN and set up a password he's never used before. I'll finish the VOD later today and see if he actually got on the thread, but at the very least he's aware of this one and the Burt one. VOD should be with the same link I posted of the cucumberfeet collab yesterday. The kf stuff is around the 2 hour mark. Pictured below is Burt's reaction to whatever tech king told him about kiwifarms:

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Edit: Seems like Burt was convinced by tech king and chat to not go on the farms "without proper protection" so he said he'd be reviewing the thread offline first before doing it on stream.

 
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Are we even going to get another season of FT?
They seem to have fucked themselves by opting for the laziest/most retarded routes possible repeatedly leading to them being cock blocked at every property they have.
I think we can be sure that Sam's statement about them being up again "in a matter of months" is definitely wrong. I don't expect anything until well into next year at best.
Problem is we just don't have real information though.
 
Apologies for jumping the gun a bit but when I logged off he was setting up an account (I think) as tech king was telling him to use a VPN and set up a password he's never used before. I'll finish the VOD later today and see if he actually got on the thread, but at the very least he's aware of this one and the Burt one. VOD should be with the same link I posted of the cucumberfeet collab yesterday. The kf stuff is around the 2 hour mark. Pictured below is Burt's reaction to whatever tech king told him about kiwifarms:

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Edit: Seems like Burt was convinced by tech king and chat to not go on the farms "without proper protection" so he said he'd be reviewing the thread offline first before doing it on stream.

It's hilarious how fearful people are of KF. It's just a forum where you can laugh about people.
 
It's hilarious how fearful people are of KF. It's just a forum where you can laugh about people.
Maybe around 2012 I remember some of my coworkers telling me about how dangerous 4chan was and how they only use reddit because its super safe. Nothing bad ever gets posted to reddit they explained to me.

Ignorance is bliss i guess.
 
Are we even going to get another season of FT?
They seem to have fucked themselves by opting for the laziest/most retarded routes possible repeatedly leading to them being cock blocked at every property they have.
They're up shit creek locally. They are going to continuously run into issues if they try to get another house in the area. Unless their lawyers can pull off a miracle with zoning issues (which could be a few years). The only way they are going to get another season is by getting out of the New England area and go to a ruralish area somewhere in the South or Midwest with laws that are in their favor and no zoning bullshit.

The problem is that the wiggers are going to have an issue getting Sam to come hang out everyday as that would require a decent commitment from him and the wiggers. Wherever they choose, it would be a good investment idea to buy a cheap strip mall rental and start selling Galaxy Gas as you'll make a small fortune.
 
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