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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
>doesn't want fish to be self referential
>invites fans to the show to be contestants

The wiggers lived through the entirety of season two, and they somehow haven't learned that fans reference things in the fandom?
>believing Mints' bullshit excuse

It's pretty obvious that Jet was scared Jin would mention some of the /r9k/ lore, him freezing up at the mention proves it, Mints is just trying to create a fake narrative that makes them look better. As well as trying to get Jin to play ball and not talk about anything the wiggers don't want him to talk about.

"We didn't kick you off because we are pussies that can't take any banter, we just kicked you off cause you were being cringe, but we actually think you're cool, we're all good right? No hard feelings?"
 
This was the moment that broke the coping for me. To actually book and promote a gay cat boy fed on your show to just serve him softballs while jerking him off like you are Ellen DeGeneres and he is an Israeli war criminal is unreal.
I can't understand how it even happened. All the schizo shit they float around with eachother and not one realizes there's overwhelming evidence that Nick is a fed who's strangely on a weird promo tour out of nowhere. I'm sure Ryan (Gavin's ex tech guy) also has some knowledge on the subject, but all of this slips by? I shan't believe it's ignorance. Shame be to Samuel.
 
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There's a 2009 White Girl Drama called Fish Tank [Because I'm now desperately insane]

It's about a retarded white girl twerking to trash music and getting groomed by her moms boyfriend
Oh I've seen this several years ago. It has nothing to do whatsoever to do with the fishtank/MDE shit thematically but it is a solid movie.
 
Jet and now Mints butthurt over Kiwifarms is such gay cope especially when they still behave likee cringe gay tripfags
 
This was the moment that broke the coping for me. To actually book and promote a gay cat boy fed on your show to just serve him softballs while jerking him off like you are Ellen DeGeneres and he is an Israeli war criminal is unreal.
When Sam made that Q-anon parody video back in 2020 with nick you could still argue that not everything about the America First grooming and gay stuff was common knowledge then. Now? It’s all know. We know Nick covered up a gay brown pedophile and is very gay. Sam continuing to associate with him is just him not giving a shit.
 
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I only watched the first episode or two of the official episodes, and while I did enjoy the new HD footage... I thought the editing was gay and shit. It didnt capture the essence of the show in my eyes. While not great, the recaps seemed better.
This is something s2 did way better, it didn't chop everything up so needlessly for the most part although I still think the s2 edits should have let the footage breathe a bit if you know what I mean. One of the things I think the official edits for s2 has over the recaps is the feeling of immersion and it's an important part of experiencing anything. You can't get immersed in the youtube recaps because that's not what they're made for. One of the things I'm trying to do with my s1 edits is let the episodes breathe as much as i can and let the episodes be long if they need to be long and to let the footage try and feel as natural as possible without wasting runtime. It's important to me because it's something I even wish they attempted more with the s2 edits.

Also as an update to the progress of my s1 edits, I decided to restructure the episodes to accommodate for what I'm describing above. I was mostly finished with the edits but I wasn't fully happy with them, I felt like I didn't add as much as I could have and I didn't even have anything to add to the last episode which really bummed me out. Luckily with some help from friends in this thread I was able to get all of the footage from the last few days so I'm going to try my best to extend that last episode as much as I think I should. And I'm also trying to edit an entire episode from scratch from archive footage because there was a period of time early in the season that was completely cut and ignored in the edit and I was unhappy having not even touched that era myself in my initial edit. In order to make it work it's going to alter other episodes as well and I'm going to have to move things around.

Sorry that it's delayed but it is coming and it will hopefully be better than it was the way I had it before.
 
CK's sentencing hearing will be September 17th, she pleaded no contest to the charges.
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Jet and now Mints butthurt over Kiwifarms is such gay cope especially when they still behave likee cringe gay tripfags
It's funny how the people with the biggest problem with this site seem to have tons of shit they want to hide. The implication of what Jeet said about this place was basically that threads are forced about everything I guess? Whereas it's taken 2 years for him to get a thread and it's going to be a deserved one.
Especially considering all of these leaks are getting posted to /bant/ first.
Yeah. I find it strange how Jeet has a hard-on for this place but hasn't said anything about "Chan culture" or whatever you want to call it.
 
I think the main reason Jet sperged out at the farms was that he falsely associated the endless requests to bring on KingCobraJFS (RIP) on FT as being done by Kiwifarms users, since we're the lolcow site. However, Cobra hat a following on Youtube and reddit as well, and during that time dear feeder made a chat for us and honestly the KF thread is one of, if not the best place to discuss this show.

I think there is a wigger out there who sabotaged Sam Hydean/Kiwifarms relations, or maybe wiggers just didnt like something Josh did (see Channings "interview") and Jet is just listening to his papa. I remember Sam wanted to collab with Josh at first when asked on his stream, a week or month later he gets asked the same question and he says this place is toxic...

EDIT: We are toxic but Nick Fuentes is the future... gimme a break.
 
I think the main reason Jet sperged out at the farms was that he falsely associated the endless requests to bring on KingCobraJFS (RIP) on FT as being done by Kiwifarms users, since we're the lolcow site. However, Cobra hat a following on Youtube and reddit as well, and during that time dear feeder made a chat for us and honestly the KF thread is one of, if not the best place to discuss this show.

I think there is a wigger out there who sabotaged Sam Hydean/Kiwifarms relations, or maybe wiggers just didnt like something Josh did (see Channings "interview") and Jet is just listening to his papa. I remember Sam wanted to collab with Josh at first when asked on his stream, a week or month later he gets asked the same question and he says this place is toxic...

EDIT: We are toxic but Nick Fuentes is the future... gimme a break.
That's a lot of words to say that Jeet Neptune is pro-tranny and that's why he hates us.

I'm willing to be the actual reasoning is that we're not 4chan and channers are superior because their culture is ephemeral or something (nevermind the fact he used a tripcode and all his posts from 4chud were archived anyway)
 
So in CK's arrest footage she brings up Fishtank, and proceeds to tell the cops that she believes there may be a sex ring and that they target women. She goes on to say that human trafficking is one of her worst fears along with saying that Fishtank has essentially ruined her life.
Reminder the sketchy Chinese family who own the S1 house got convicted of human trafficking:
 
Between the incredibly embarrassing toddler tantrum on Harland Williams podcast, Sam keeping around Jet despite him being a sex freak who is totally incompetent at running fishtank and him promoting Nick "I want to impregnate a 15 year old when I'm 30" Fuentes on his most recent PGL episode it has not been a few good months for Sam Hyde.
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Jet and now Mints butthurt over Kiwifarms is such gay cope especially when they still behave likee cringe gay tripfags
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his bosses really hate this website.



I made a small post about Oddbod's Brit Games a few pages back - I didn't end up watching a lot of it myself but wanted to follow it up with the conclusion that it wasn't remotely up to par with Blood Games.
Part to blame are certainly the technical issues coming into focus (spotty connection & lack of working phone chargers) and of course the British weather.
In addition to that the LARP it wasn't all that convincing considering they were using phones, visited multiple places where "normal" people were hanging around or got themselves some ice cream. Supposedly Oddbod & Lou "wrote a lot" for this but this seems to be mostly the scenario.
As for monetization they got fish & chips for the group but little besides this - despite shilling it endlessly and having a 4x token sale from their sponsor. TTS also was broken frequently but they read chat a lot anyways.
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It's worth pointing out that their location got "doxxed" within like the first 15 minutes and they had a guy showing up in a plague doctor costume shilling for RIP clan (one of the more active off-season clans engaging with the magic stars).

(Not everyone enjoyed this)
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As for content on the website - Sardine Tin 2 will be starting in about 5 hours:
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Their marketing has been very vocal about a Fishtank season pass costing only 10$ a month. Expect it to be pay walled except for the director cam.

AB (who is friends with most of the active stream stars atp) will be doing recaps (whatever that means for the state of S3/S4 edits).
https://x.com/vilerat_/status/1960372293344919658 (the clip features some footage of their "invasion" on the website through Aryeh which was a cool but pricey idea)

Most "inmates" are most likely people from Stream Stars but if you listen to Alex B's rambling they might have "bought" themselves some S4 Fishes?

Imho this has a chance to be entertaining given the amount of work they put into it but it might also fall apart very quickly from their envisioned goal of being a "torture show" given that they're all friends and Aperture being the one holding the reins.
Their biggest hurdle is gonna be to get people to watch (especially given the general Stream Stars dismissal) but if people were willing to watch a Spanish knock off then they might stand a chance too.
 
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