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[Lowercase I internet]

This is just incorrect. Season 3 had fantastic moments even during FH2.0. If you don't enjoy a nigger and a jeet fighting in a dark room while holding dead fish then that's a personal problem

Going by whether or not a part of a season has good moments is a bit unreliable, just because of the sheer amount of time that passes by. Even at its lowest a season is bound to have something entertaining happen once in a while. A better metric is how consistent those moments are. Season 3 pre reveal was far more consistent simply because it had an ongoing narrative and direction, in addition to a cast that worked really well together.

It took a pretty big hit after Famous House died because it lost that sense of direction as well as some of those fish (all were pretty low quality though, thank God). Consider the context of that dead fish moment. Great on its own, but it took like 3 days of boring cell TTS farm nontent to get there. Meanwhile every day of famous house was banger after banger simply because of the massive gaslight that gave the show structure.

That’s not me hating on season three post reveal either. Days 13-22 (reveal to Alex elimination) is one of the best stretches in the show’s history, but famous house is arguably THE best because it had everything going for it. A generational cast, perfect gaslight, barely any Jet, and actual passion + effort from the wiggers.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

That’s not me hating on season three post reveal either. Days 13-22 (reveal to Alex elimination) is one of the best stretches in the show’s history, but famous house is arguably THE best because it had everything going for it. A generational cast, perfect gaslight, barely any Jet, and actual passion + effort from the wiggers.

Famous house and the continuing gaslight of it till the reveal is special, Alex B would have kept believing it for as long as they kept the gaslight going.
The reveal and stuff after was great too, even the attempted reboot was great and had amazing potential.
But as usual, wigger retardation fucked it, Brandon didn’t ruin famous house 2.0 either as just kicking him was easy.

Fire jeet, fire Ben, hire anyone else and keep doing gaslights on theatre kids, infinite fishtank potential as long as it isn’t jetted up at every point and made into a dating simulator for wiggers.

 

[Marche]

Sam is gay for Nick Fuentes now so there is little hope we will ever get content again
its so fucking over

 

[creaturestorm]

This is just incorrect. Season 3 had fantastic moments even during FH2.0. If you don't enjoy a nigger and a jeet fighting in a dark room while holding dead fish then that's a personal problem.

EDIT to prevent double posting, Burt has said that it's going to be at least 12 months before season 5 based on what production has told him.
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Yeah, it definitely had some good moments. Alex’s wife was a highlight for sure. But the bigger, overarching stuff just isn't good from a narrative perspective.

Most reality shows, including Fish Tank, edit their footage to create some sort of coherent narrative for the audience. But Season 3 after the big reveal, I couldn't imagine trying to follow what was going on afterward, with the constant cast changes, the jail experiment, the reboot of Famous House, and then the whole RV thing. It was just all over the place.

I can name every Fish and freeloader from every season except Season 3. There were just too many people coming and going. It felt like they were throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what stuck, and by the end, it somehow turned into an RV road trip through Vegas.

Maybe you could shrink S3 down into bite sized bits and just make it like a highlight reel of the most interesting stuff that happened in a period of time... i dont know, it seems rough.

 

[Max Caulfield]

they changed the poll lmao

DO YOU MISS STREAM STARS?

nigga i miss season 4

EDIT to not double post:


There's a 2009 White Girl Drama called Fish Tank [Because I'm now desperately insane]

It's about a retarded white girl twerking to trash music and getting groomed by her moms boyfriend

 

[BullfrogBill]

I don't get needing the official cut. There was never any reason to try doing an 'official' cut again after Season 1 proved that the fans do it better and faster than the wiggers.

They could have just cut-in one of the pre-existing recap channels, bring them on board with some behind the scenes access and cross promotion, pay them too (lol).

There haven't been any fan edits of s1 that I know of, just youtuber recaps and those are awful. That's what I don’t understand, why anyone would want those recaps to be the only way to experience seasons of Fishtank.

The official edits give us HD footage we haven't seen yet as well as a direct feed to the narrative of the season with ideally as much of the funny and important moments included as possible, without some random youtuber's narration, dumb takes, and incorrect information. S1 sucked at including everything that should have been in the edit (I'm working on fixing it), but they took the proper steps to improve s2 by hiring an editor.

S2 edits were a huge improvement. Lots of people ignore how much of a step up the s2 episodes were because they would rather wallow in negativity about Jet's s1 edits. Jet didn't edit s2 and I assume he isn't editing Bloodgames or s3 either.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

They let Jin stream on the site yesterday. Maybe I missed the part where him and Jet made up lol.

Mints on why Jin got kicked, they seem to have buried the hatchet:

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CK bodycam footage is up:

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

There haven't been any fan edits of s1 that I know of, just youtuber recaps and those are awful. That's what I don’t understand, why anyone would want those recaps to be the only way to experience seasons of Fishtank.

The official edits give us HD footage we haven't seen yet as well as a direct feed to the narrative of the season with ideally as much of the funny and important moments included as possible, without some random youtuber's narration, dumb takes, and incorrect information. S1 sucked at including everything that should have been in the edit (I'm working on fixing it), but they took the proper steps to improve s2 by hiring an editor.

S2 edits were a huge improvement. Lots of people ignore how much of a step up the s2 episodes were because they would rather wallow in negativity about Jet's s1 edits. Jet didn't edit s2 and I assume he isn't editing Bloodgames or s3 either.

I liked the youtuber recaps for two reasons. When I watched live, I its easy to get stuck on some b side thread for no reason and you miss other things that are happening. I also would binge the show then take a break for several days, and the recaps were a good way to get caught up with the biggest happenings.

I only watched the first episode or two of the official episodes, and while I did enjoy the new HD footage... I thought the editing was gay and shit. It didnt capture the essence of the show in my eyes. While not great, the recaps seemed better.

I haven't tried to watch the S2 official eps, but I did hear they were better. Maybe Ill give them a shot.

S2 seems to have the most, "forced arcs" of all of the seasons which makes me less interested in the official edits.

 

[Aidan]

Mints on why Jin got kicked, they seem to have buried the hatchet:

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This is retarded.

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

Local archive of the CK bodycam footage.

 

[Ghostse]

Jet behaves like some 27-year-old loser working at Pizza Hut, dating a neglected 18-year-old cluster B chick he picks up after school to bang at the apartment he shares with four other losers.

Is that illegal? No.
Is it greasy—something any man with a shred of dignity would never be caught dead doing? Absolutely.

This right here. Laugh at his ass for getting with BPD highschoolers, laugh at the highschoolers for being too dumb to see what the "relationship" is.but people getting mad and seething when they should be laughing at a dude having zero dignity.
The ultimate coomer.

This is what I don't get. Even if people can handwave away how creepy it is for Jet to be doing this, they're also ignoring how unprofessional and dangerous it is to do.

Some people get a little bent out of shape about Jet being a greasebag; he's not holding a gun to their heads, the other side is just as retarded.

But you hit the nail on on the head that as a lead member of a production, Sam & co just letting it happen is "Holy fuck" levels of dumb. It is just playing with fucking fire when you fuck the talent, especially talent as retarded and derranged as Fishtank attracts. that's when you run into "I don't care how much damage it does to me as long as it hurts you".

 

[Marche]

Jet fucked Nifty.

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

So in CK's arrest footage she brings up Fishtank, and proceeds to tell the cops that she believes there may be a sex ring and that they target women. She goes on to say that human trafficking is one of her worst fears along with saying that Fishtank has essentially ruined her life.

BONUS:

 

[Sicko Hunter]

And what does Sam have to do with any of that? Just listen to the guy preach on his YouTube soapbox for five minutes. Sorry, Sam, but you can’t spout the things you do while also working closely with a greasy pizza delivery boy who prowls playgrounds and mental hospitals for pussy.

Between the incredibly embarrassing toddler tantrum on Harland Williams podcast, Sam keeping around Jet despite him being a sex freak who is totally incompetent at running fishtank and him promoting Nick "I want to impregnate a 15 year old when I'm 30" Fuentes on his most recent PGL episode it has not been a few good months for Sam Hyde.

 

[Merry]

it has not been a few good months for Sam Hyde.

God gives you the chances, and the receivers ruin them

 

[Charnel Ground]

Between the incredibly embarrassing toddler tantrum on Harland Williams podcast, Sam keeping around Jet despite him being a sex freak who is totally incompetent at running fishtank and him promoting Nick "I want to impregnate a 15 year old when I'm 30" Fuentes on his most recent PGL episode it has not been a few good months for Sam Hyde.
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And to think, these are all the "projects" that Sam was busy with during s4, keeping him chained to his Thinkpad and distracting him from putting any effort into hosting an incredibly successful show.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Mints on why Jin got kicked, they seem to have buried the hatchet:

>doesn't want fish to be self referential
>invites fans to the show to be contestants

The wiggers lived through the entirety of season two, and they somehow haven't learned that fans reference things in the fandom?

 

[zeroapexpeak]

him promoting Nick "I want to impregnate a 15 year old when I'm 30" Fuentes

This was the moment that broke the coping for me. To actually book and promote a gay cat boy fed on your show to just serve him softballs while jerking him off like you are Ellen DeGeneres and he is an Israeli war criminal is unreal.

 

[foam rolla]

Jet fucked Nifty.

Um I think Nifty would be the one doing the fucking.

 

[Blitzsneed]

This was the moment that broke the coping for me. To actually book and promote a gay cat boy fed on your show to just serve him softballs while jerking him off like you are Ellen DeGeneres and he is an Israeli war criminal is unreal.

Same here. Harland mindraped Hyde so hard, he is now on his own iCuckzzz arc. But this time it's going to be with retarded right-wingers.

RIP Bloodgames 2
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Rest In Peace, you never had a chance.
If you seriously think they will pull S5 off, after what happened to S4, after Sam got bvckbroken by Harland and is now sucking up to a gay mexican, after the Nepstein files are released? Nah dude, it's so fucking joever.
The "it's so over/we're so back"-cycle is a meme in its own right, but it think this is it. RIP Fishtank, it was fun while it lasted.