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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Time for more leaked texts! Apparently Ellie's sister encouraged her to go out to Jet, man their family is FUCKED!
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Blackstar said:
Time for more leaked texts! Apparently Ellie's sister encouraged her to go out to Jet, man their family is FUCKED!
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"Retard Trade Wife"

Isn't her sister a model? No, watch the lies and excuses start to stack up. Remember the Zhang Connection. Last minute replacement? Can anybody contact the "original" contestant to verify they were actually gonna be on the show? Did they cancel or were they cancelled on so that The San Diego Connection could make contact.
 
Mr Sister said:
I feel the need to repeat this ^
I'm struggling to find the posts in the thread, but within about 48 hours before S4 started Jet made a twitter post that a contestant dropped out and they needed a replacement. Speculation is that it is the "I can sense the autism in people BZZZZ" girl from the trailer. Ellie was said to be the person that applied and was picked last minute.
I don't have a conclusion to draw from that, but it seems relevant to everything right now.
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Angela was being courted by wiggers immediately after being removed from the show. I don't remember the specifics or where I could get them, but she was clearly marked as being a potential sexual conquest.

Every season has had some strange younger looking girl, often have facials piercings. The only season that breaks this rule is s3, the one season they only partially casted.

A last minute casting could of been any one, I highly doubt it just had to be the young and attractive Asian girl.

Also how many time have the wiggers casted a conventionally handsome male with actual social skills? It seems like the only people who have good looks and the ability to act normal are almost exclusively women. Did the wiggers cast Luke for S3 or was that the agency they used?

Halloween23 said:
I wouldn't give a single shit about the wigger sex grooming cult if the last 10 months of fishtank wasn't a complete disaster.
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The wigger sex grooming cult has caused the series to suffer greatly.
 
Blackstar said:
Time for more leaked texts! Apparently Ellie's sister encouraged her to go out to Jet, man their family is FUCKED!
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Her sister might've encouraged her from a "go get laid with someone interesting/worldly" perspective. I don't know if I would call him famous but he's definitely "someone" and there are a lot worse guys she could be shacking up with.

Just because Jet Neptune is doing casting couch shenanigans it doesn't actually mean he is automatically abusive or a terrible guy who is raping chicks. The show is over so he can't exactly promise her fame shit for seeing her tits right now.

(at least I haven't seen any claims that he's actually abusive/forceful from anyone that I can remember)
 
neger psykolog said:
Her sister might've encouraged her from a "go get laid with someone interesting/worldly" perspective. I don't know if I would call him famous but he's definitely "someone" and there are a lot worse guys she could be shacking up with.

Just because Jet Neptune is doing casting couch shenanigans it doesn't actually mean he is automatically abusive or a terrible guy who is raping chicks. The show is over so he can't exactly promise her fame shit for seeing her tits right now.

(at least I haven't seen any claims that he's actually abusive/forceful from anyone that I can remember)
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creaturestorm said:
Also how many time have the wiggers casted a conventionally handsome male with actual social skills? It seems like the only people who have good looks and the ability to act normal are almost exclusively women. Did the wiggers cast Luke for S3 or was that the agency they used?
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Jet was gay for Brian
 
neger psykolog said:
Just because Jet Neptune is doing casting couch shenanigans it doesn't actually mean he is automatically abusive or a terrible guy who is raping chicks. The show is over so he can't exactly promise her fame shit for seeing her tits right now.

(at least I haven't seen any claims that he's actually abusive/forceful from anyone that I can remember)
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Oh totally. He’s not a monster for it, just pathetic and gay.

Also it wouldn’t be nearly as pathetic or gay if the wiggers weren’t openly telling people that they need girlfriends, that they’re “importing girls” and calling their own actions “predatory.” It’s just a pathetic and gay look all around.

All they had to do was pretend to be professional in comms and then come on to the girls in person where it can’t be screenshotted. The girls would still be intoxicated by their wiggerness and willing to play ball. But they’re too pathetic and gay for that.
 
Charnel Ground said:
Oh totally. He’s not a monster for it, just pathetic and gay.

Also it wouldn’t be nearly as pathetic or gay if the wiggers weren’t openly telling people that they need girlfriends, that they’re “importing girls” and calling their own actions “predatory.” It’s just a pathetic and gay look all around.

All they had to do was pretend to be professional in comms and then come on to the girls in person where it can’t be screenshotted. The girls would still be intoxicated by their wiggerness and willing to play ball. But they’re too pathetic and gay for that.
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There’s is definitely a big difference between casually messaging someone online, having some conversation, and then gauging if they’re interested in meeting up before shooting your shot. I don’t see anything wrong with that. Adults and can make their own choices.

However, jumping straight into a sexual proposition over the internet without building any kind of rapport comes across to me as cause for alarm. It's pathetic and gross. Using a high school girl to do that for you seems to be crossing some kind of line. It doesn't sit right with me.

While fish tank was being sold as a reality show, I now truly believe it was never more than an excuse to find women who they could sleep with. That's why everything's always been half assed, that's why we have the same problems every season.

The wiggers have always hated their audience and think they are so much smarter than us, that we wouldn't notice this shit, everything they do is a scam to some degree due to this attitude that they can always pull one over on the viewer. This is all just another wigger scam, but for pussy instead of money.
 
i get the impression that Jet is trying to emulate Sam, all the way down to trying to date/fuck his younger fans. this doesnt feel 100% natural like hes doing all of this just because he enjoys it or wants to get laid, but because he wants to prove something to someone. almost as if since he has a schizo father who abandoned and traumatized him he picked up Sam as a father figure and now tries to walk in his footsteps, including the Weinstein-y type controversies. makes it even more pathetic in my eyes.

i will also add though that i agree with the sentiment that i wouldnt pay this much mind if the state of the show wasnt in complete turmoil. but when season 4 ended as early and disastrously as it did, and then months out you hear zero news or updates about the future of the show and just hear about Jet and the others are trying to pass around barely legal high schoolers they brought on the show, you cant help but feel like their weird behavior is somewhat aligned with the show's failures and that they should grow up and be more professional.
 
ackack99 said:
i get the impression that Jet is trying to emulate Sam, all the way down to trying to date/fuck his younger fans. this doesnt feel 100% natural like hes doing all of this just because he enjoys it or wants to get laid, but because he wants to prove something to someone.
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no this 27 year old goran looking mother fucker doesn't actually want to fuck some cute 18 year old box.

what the fuck.
 
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