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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
sum ting wong said:
I don't know how true this is but apparently Alex B talked about a new show called "Fish Party" starting in September and that's why the site was changed.
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all of alex b's supposed magic star collabs were duds, i would be surprised if this one worked out.
that said madoken's statement is probably true looking at the last bit of his most recent magic star stream where he drops "fish party" again... but cba to search where he mentioned more about it.


if they actually start on sep 1st that would be real harsh for Sardine Tin given that mizzy has been hanging around on stream stars related chats and did cameo promos for them. those guys learned from their mistake and explicitly are not running it in an airbnb this time around... mizzy would have been a fish I'd have expected to be featured on that show actually (she already streamed with one of their contestants and also was a guest at another "stream star" house in LA).
 
Can you guys imagine having to suck Jet’s dick with his creepy face looking down at you with sweat dripping off his unibrow 😓 ? I’d rather DIE than participate in Jet’s casting couch.

Also, I hope Burt’s Mom beats his ass African-Mom style with her slipper. Sexually harassing your mom is something the gooners in the fishtank chat wouldn’t even do lol Jesus Christ
 
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I Am Not Really said:
all of alex b's supposed magic star collabs were duds, i would be surprised if this one worked out.
that said madoken's statement is probably true looking at the last bit of his most recent magic star stream where he drops "fish party" again... but cba to search where he mentioned more about it.
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This has to be Mizzy's idea/show right? She seems to have a little team behind her and is pretty quick at copying other fish's successful ideas.
There is no way Alex is capable of organizing/leading the logistics and planning behind a single nights worth of content let alone a whole week.
 
Unmarkedgrave said:
Can you guys imagine having to suck Jet’s dick with his creepy face looking down at you with sweat dripping off his unibrow 😓 ? I’d rather DIE than participate in Jet’s casting couch.

Also, I hope Burt’s Mom beats his ass African-Mom style with her slipper. Sexually harassing your mom is something the gooners in the fishtank chat wouldn’t even do lol Jesus Christ
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Burt would get chopped to death with machetes if he ever tried to pull his gay sex pest bullshit in Africa.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Introducing, the newest FT employee that will arrive soon™ to Jet's casting couch Fishtank headquarter.
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So she's quitting her job to go to rhode island just to be "friends" with jets "girlfriend"
the fuck does that even mean. I mean, I know what it means, but what does she think that means?

also where did those text screenshots come from? theyre almost impossible to read bc theyre so small
 
bookers said:
also where did those text screenshots come from? theyre almost impossible to read bc theyre so small
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The girl herself, Katie, have been sending those dm to Shadi, she then leaked her dm to bant.

Update on Katie, Jet have found out about the leaked dm and he's angry folks.
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
The girl herself, Katie, have been sending those dm to Shadi, she then leaked her dm to bant.

Update on Katie, Jet have found out about the leaked dm and he's angry folks.
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"Waaaaaah why do people gossip about me?! I dindu nuffin! I just wanted to grill!"

Because we have receipts of you being pervy with the girls you bring on Fishtank. Maybe stop being a lecherous pervert and start showing that you're putting actual effort into bringing back the show you fat, unibrowed toad.
 
"Hmmmm, why do people not trust me and see me as a laughing stock? Could it be because I'm a whippet loving wigger that dresses like a clown and fucks up every show? No way!"
 
Unmarkedgrave said:
Can you guys imagine having to suck Jet’s dick with his creepy face looking down at you with sweat dripping off his unibrow 😓 ?
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Most people don't imagine this, the fact that you did is giving off queer vibes. Interesting.
 
I just wanna grill too, which is why my public life doesn't involve me being on camera, I only post on anonymous forums, and this is most important Jet, this step cannot be skipped, I don't produce a reality TV show.
 
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