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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
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BUCK BROKEN
 
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Introducing, the newest FT employee that will arrive soon™ to Jet's casting couch Fishtank headquarter.
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Septum piercing and a choker? She got the standard issue daddy issues uniform. No wonder Jet is salivating over her.
Rache Bartmoss said:
Didn't Jet say "No septum piercing"?
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Ever notice how drunks and junkies have these rare moments of clarity before they go right back to being retarded drunks/junkies? Jet had one of those moments.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
The egirl mentioned a lakehouse too. Maybe that means the wiggers bought a new property in RI? Kind of concerning seeing how a place like that is bound to be surrounded by Karen neighbors.
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Wasn't that unused property from a few pages back a lake house?
They are really not gonna make it work
 
creaturestorm said:
Is there any word on S5? Or any hints of actual work being done to make it happen?
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lol no

Burt has been sperging in the discord for the last couple hours, revealing stuff such as that he was the one to apologise to production in order to get back in their good graces (he needs the money and attention), that his mom had to make it clear to him that she has no interest in sex with him, and he now wants to dox Alex and ruin his online career.
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Blackstar said:
lol no

Burt has been sperging in the discord for the last couple hours, revealing stuff such as that he was the one to apologise to production in order to get back in their good graces (he needs the money and attention), that his mom had to make it clear to him that she has no interest in sex with him, and he now wants to dox Alex and ruin his online career.
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How lucky are we to not only live in a universe where Burt and Alex exist but one where they 're linked in an inexhaustible content-making relationship? Both are easily in the top 3 fish of all time, and they ended up in the same season together. We talk about certain casts being lighting in a bottle, but I don't think the Alex and Burt dynamic will ever be topped in terms of sheer content generation.
 
I don't know how true this is but apparently Alex B talked about a new show called "Fish Party" starting in September and that's why the site was changed.
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