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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
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Burt running around LARPing in the woods at night with Xavier had the same energy as Black Sabbath's Paranoid album cover.

Imagine what could have been (and shall be again) in Bloodgames 2.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Agreed. Burt is a fucking specimen and I dare say the greatest fish of all time, just in terms of pure content. Watching him unravel during the first few weeks of S3 when nobody knew what to make of him is one of my favorite fishtank experiences. I don't think they'll ever get someone like Burt again and it's still so wild to me that he was just the result of a random casting call.
That said he's been milked to death, too much of a good thing and all that. At this point I bet production wishes he'd just fuck off already but he does make them money so who knows?
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i think one of the dynamics that can catapult a fish into greatness, is the content the viewers can uncover about them from there social media/online presence.
not only are they directly creating content via there actions on the show, they are allowing us to dig into there personal life, and then throw it in there face via tts/ other interactions.
it really is one of the things that makes this show unique.
and Burt just had that in spades, not only was he jacking off on day 1 in front of cams, we soon found his social media that had him having sex with elderly Jewish men.
and the discovery's just kept on coming, we found out he had implants and was not a jacked personal trainer, even at the end we discovered the o'hara stuff.

i think almost all of the great fish had this to some degree. and it really amps up the show when the viewers know something that the cast does not, and it is ultimately uncovered , like the Simmons book night.
 
I just got around to finishing Bloodgames. I get it now. I on and off watched MDE over the years, never thought Sam Hyde was the funniest but his greatest hits are great for a reason. The videos that made me drop out were when he started doing his "advice" videos and The Great War, which I thought was boring and overhyped. It also came around the time I began to realize that people treated politics as if it actually mattered and wasnt just the worlds biggest reality TV scam. I was a "Donald Trump Fan" the same way I'm a "David Lynch Fan" - he was an interesting character whose work I enjoyed watching.

If only Sam could stop taking steroids, cash out of politics, do the paperwork and maybe kill Jet (Let's be fair, Jet might be a stablizing font of decent ideas and work ethic despite being a yellow fever wigger, and it is fun to hate him), he wouldn't be on a downward spiral. Besides, Bloodgames 2 would be much easier to do out in NE as well - if you rent a campsite, make a deal with whoever owns it, and have your own portable stuff where you need it, but the buildings and infrastructure already exist and hell, ithey already have wifi, and may enjoy the extra visitors and business.
 
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Alex is now claiming that in his off-screen phone call with Burt, he tried to get Alex to quit streaming on the site so that the wiggers would then have to beg them to come back and they could get a better deal :story:
 
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