🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Low IQ Doctor]

Fishtank stock holders may finally see a profit

 

[Agares]

Seth is getting gothic tonight and mixing up some dank drink combos.

 

[sum ting wong]

It seems the mints therapy sessions aren't working for Seth as he had another cry last night.

We start with mints telling Seth to maybe slow the drinking down a bit since he already puked and Seth gets suspicious and upset that mints is being so nice to him

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Mints tries to cheer him up by having him say the magic word

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Seth starts to have a meltdown and the real tears begin as he proclaims he just wants friends

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Nobody understands

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Mints tries to save Seth

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It's NOT OK

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Seth wants companionship

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Seth wants to die dewd

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Seth says Mints fucked up his chance with Angie. Also he blames him for Cobes death

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Seth threatens mints life

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Seth WOULD crack a niggers skull, but only if he was asked and he wouldn't feel good about it

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Mints tries to cheer Seth up with some hypothetical questions

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Seth yells at mints after he calls King Cobra a lolcow and hangs up

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Final moments, eventually he made his way into bed and went to sleep so while he didn't save his reputation, he at least saved himself from neck pain today

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[S.C.U.D.]

You can still see the remnants of the Trish graffiti. Two remodels and they still cannot erase S2 from that house.

 

[yoursavior]

I am not gonna lie. I like Burt a lot.
Day 1 of Season 3, I instantly pegged him to be the season winner and knew every day was gonna be a wild ride. The MALE DATING EXPERIENCE, DUDE WIPES, MALE TO FEMALE RATIO, CONNOR IS GAY, PEYTON IS GAY got old, but even when Alex B left I knew I had Burt there for hilarious "laugh at the retard" content. Either through his shenanigans or laughing once again because this dude needed to jerk off like every hour.

He doesn't work as a solo act and him sadly being one of the most active Fish when it comes to streaming means we're just exposed to him and his weirdness constantly, that shit gets old. Wouldn't say he's outstayed his welcome quite yet but I feel like we're hitting critical levels of Burt fatigue these days. Sad thing is I think he would've been a amazing freeloader with the S4 cast.

 

[Agares]

You can still see the remnants of the Trish graffiti. Two remodels and they still cannot erase S2 from that house.

The new owners will be haunted by the ghostly echoes of TTS, SFX and Jimmy's rage for years to come.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

I can't see what's different other than the staging.

Not even that, the furniture’s shitty CGI

 

[Emir_Quesadilla]

Fishtank stock holders may finally see a profit

Remember when Sam asked for randos to "invest" into MDE during season 1 along with selling crappy merch and his "Goldstryker Coffee?"

 

[Gene Sinclair]

It seems the mints therapy sessions aren't working for Seth as he had another cry last night.

Damn, that poor dude is depressed as hell. I wish the best for Seth.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I am not gonna lie. I like Burt a lot.
Day 1 of Season 3, I instantly pegged him to be the season winner and knew every day was gonna be a wild ride. The MALE DATING EXPERIENCE, DUDE WIPES, MALE TO FEMALE RATIO, CONNOR IS GAY, PEYTON IS GAY got old, but even when Alex B left I knew I had Burt there for hilarious "laugh at the retard" content. Either through his shenanigans or laughing once again because this dude needed to jerk off like every hour.

He doesn't work as a solo act and him sadly being one of the most active Fish when it comes to streaming means we're just exposed to him and his weirdness constantly, that shit gets old. Wouldn't say he's outstayed his welcome quite yet but I feel like we're hitting critical levels of Burt fatigue these days. Sad thing is I think he would've been a amazing freeloader with the S4 cast.

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Agreed. Burt is a fucking specimen and I dare say the greatest fish of all time, just in terms of pure content. Watching him unravel during the first few weeks of S3 when nobody knew what to make of him is one of my favorite fishtank experiences. I don't think they'll ever get someone like Burt again and it's still so wild to me that he was just the result of a random casting call.
That said he's been milked to death, too much of a good thing and all that. At this point I bet production wishes he'd just fuck off already but he does make them money so who knows?

 

[R9K Insurgent]

I hate how bright everything is. Season 2's house was cozy and sovlfvl, zogged ahh remodel
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Fuckin lmao at the rendered furniture, I can hear Rochefort in my head.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNrcrmjQMsC/?igsh=MTU4aHdwNGF2NmQwag==

Just wanted to share this. I remember paying something about weck being affiliated with kommando store and getting doubt. I'm pretty sure he's just one of them lol

 

[Agares]

Fuckin lmao at the rendered furniture, I can hear Rochefort in my head.

It's like they paid an Indian to photoshop the inside of the house. "Saar this is what the house could look like if you do the needful. Please close the deal, saar."

 

[R9K Insurgent]

It's like they paid an Indian to photoshop the inside of the house. "Saar this is what the house could look like if you do the needful. Please close the deal, saar."

Yeah probably the realtor, I don't know if they pay some jeet or what, but if it was up to the wiggers I'd hope they'd have enough brains to know that AI could just do that shit for you lol

 

[hog cranking frog]

You're selling a house that's 3/4 of a million. Hire a staging company. I usually don't get on the wigger hate train but it's such a classless move. Short term thinking.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

You're selling a house that's 3/4 of a million. Hire a staging company. I usually don't get on the wigger hate train but it's such a classless move. Short term thinking.

Yeah but a 0.5% staging fee could buy a whole crate of vapes and/or fly in some bpd whores

 

[Agares]

Yeah but a 0.5% staging fee could buy a whole crate of vapes and/or fly in some bpd whores

That's a pair of Balenciaga shoes and a decent amount of galaxy gas' worth of money.

 

[Enig]

Just had the most bizarre and unexpected lolcow crossover pop up in my subs feed

I don't even know howuh essy hasn't been brought up much across this siteuh when he makes a bigass amount of videows like the bigass cigarruh.

 

[Goonsmoker]

Freddy is live right now but I don't know where

Edit: He deleted the bonus, it was a 2 minute VOD of him realizing livestreaming on Twitter is shit since he couldn't talk to anyone.

 

[Aidan]

Freddy is live right now but I don't know where
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Bonus

Freddy has certainly "gone live" and drunk rambled to a nonexistent stream before.