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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
BullfrogBill said:
>tfw you just had the realization that Cobes will never be a freeloader on Fishtank

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I remember the reason why he couldn't go was because he had to care for his bearded dragon Puff.
Cobes would've been the perfect candidate for a freeloader. He would be chilling and chatting with everyone. Staff would bring random food items and tell him to combine. People would send him cigs. Sad it never came to fruition. Rest In Peace King Cobra JFS.
 
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Burt is in the MATI chyatt, and watching Jersh.
 
Null said:
The fundamental issue with redditors is that they're constantly swept up in this autistic moralistic fervor akin to the fucking chinese cultural revolution, where the top principle is "be a good heckin' person", and where "good person" means whatever the fuck they want. So instead of just being a rancid cyberbullying site with a thread that makes fun of retarded babies and knowing that that's a pretty awful thing to do, it's instead of a continuous religious crusade against the "bad people", resulting in disabled autistic people being force fed poison until they fucking die from it, but it's OK because puff or because they said the word faggot once.
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Josh posted this in the Cobra thread but I think the sentiment extends well to the coddling, and now coaching/"managing" Burt has gotten from reddit since the end of S3. Sooner he realises people only like him because they're derranged about Sam and Jet and are trying to use Burt to "own" them the healthier his life probably gets.
 
Blackstar said:
The Season 2 house is now pending sale for $749,000, down from their original $900,000. They purchased it for $575,000 and renovated it.
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"Perched on a picturesque corner lot with sweeping views of Franklin Farm and the Abbott Run Valley, this tastefully refreshed 2,454+ sq ft Tudor-style home offers a rare blend of timeless character and modern sophistication in one of the area's most coveted, quiet neighborhoods off Hillside Road. Step inside to discover a thoughtfully updated interior featuring a brand-new designer kitchen with stainless steel appliances—perfect for entertaining or everyday living. The formal living room, anchored by a classic stone fireplace, invites warm gatherings, while the expansive front-to-back family room impresses with exposed natural beam ceilings and generous space for relaxation. The private primary suite is a true retreat, complete with a full en-suite bath and a sliding glass door that opens to a private deck overlooking the serene, tree-lined backyard. Two additional oversized bedrooms offer exceptional closet space, and a full walk-up attic provides endless potential for expansion. A newly installed septic system brings peace of mind, while the lower level presents opportunities for a possible in-law suite, home office, or media room. From its charming Tudor exterior and scenic surroundings to its modern enhancements and versatile layout, this home is move-in ready and full of opportunity. An exceptional property with room to grow—both inside and out."

Someone needs to read this in narration over a montage of season 2.
 
Alex B has responded to Cobra's death, from one Cobra to another.
 
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