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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
I used to be Burt fan as I said before but he is annoying now. He used to do legit funny things but not so much, same old shit

Hahah Mints, what a silly billy
 
I used to be Burt fan as I said before but he is annoying now. He used to do legit funny things but not so much, same old shit

Hahah Mints, what a silly billy
I think demanding that Binx be Jet and Simbal's sex slave, explicitly without her consent, is legit funny.
 
I used to be Burt fan as I said before but he is annoying now. He used to do legit funny things but not so much, same old shit

Hahah Mints, what a silly billy
I disagree, this is actually content. The same old shit is when he's just looping on being a schizo gay nigger repeating the same handful of actions that he did on season 3.
 
Burt was able to get Mints on the phone right after this and the phone call is absolutely hilarious. By far the funniest Mints has ever been.
Still astonishing to me people didn't realise Mints was funny until the recent months, dude is great at the discord mod gaslight and is one of the better staff hires
Burt definitely being given a script for this.

Weens who think they are funnier than a lolcow's natural antics ruin another crazy person.
Wonder who his handlers/weens are now that Wyatt died, I would guess the guys who run the r/fishtank subreddit considering how insanely invested they are in him.
 
Haley’s baby pics. Poor kid. Literally poor. Low income baby pics always depress the hell out of me.
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Letty was hanging out and streaming at a streamer party in a streamer house that Chickens bpd whore girlfriend lives in and chicken came down stairs and said she had to leave, another guy on the lease invited her back in then chickens whore girlfriend Ariana leech had a little sook at Letty trying to press her to go. This comes after Letty sniped chicken and who was talking shit about her which also revealed he spent 3k on a bag for Adriana. Adriana fucked basically every single twitch streamer and has fallen to the point only bottom of the barrel kick streamers tolerate her. She is about as crazy as Alice without the being dirt poor side so there is no doubt she hit chicken after this.

Letty then continued to stream the rest of the night there with about 900 average views. A couple clips are on ip2.
I absolutely love the Letty updates, but this is borderline incomprehensible to me.

Haley’s baby pics. Poor kid. Literally poor. Low income baby pics always depress the hell out of me.
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I feel like the reason to feel bad for the baby is that its mother is completely insane. She'll probably be the kind of mother you can get rich off, by writing about the abuse you went through as her child.

Do you think the baby will inherit Haley's unfortunate nasolabial folds so it too can look like a 40 year old at 20-something?
Well, the baby looks a lot like her in the second picture. Seems like her features look less weird in a baby.
 
"We have been provided login information to view the streaming show live and confirmed this show is active with 8 participants inside the house being filmed"
The thought of some cop being on the FT website watching the stream and seeing the chat spamming NIGGER FAGGOT or some shit is just too damn funny
The cops made up a majority of the nigger tts
 
I feel like the reason to feel bad for the baby is that its mother is completely insane. She'll probably be the kind of mother you can get rich off, by writing about the abuse you went through as her child.
Tons of people have crazy moms but ended up highly successful. FDR, JFK, Churchill, Tennessee Williams, Edgar Allen Poe (adopted mom). Marcel Proust’s mom was supposedly a crazy Jew helicopter mother who made him live in the family apartment until she died. But all of those crazy broads were married to daddy doms with fat stacks, not white trash Robns from Appalachia.

Don’t have kids if you’re broke. And if you already did, it’s never too late- family annihilation is always an option, especially if you live in a red state where you can buy an AR at the 7-11. Look, there’s Klarna on your Android taskbar!
 
Turns out this Google doc is real and actually written by Burt. Last night Mints got wind of it while Burt was streaming and decided to distribute all of Burt's prize money as "magic tokens", causing Burt to have a meltdown. I don't think any tokens were actually distributed but Burt believed it. Burt was able to get Mints on the phone right after this and the phone call is absolutely hilarious. By far the funniest Mints has ever been. Burt loses his mind.

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You really need to just listen to the call for yourselves because it's pure kino, but some highlights include Mints reading the list of demands over the phone and repeatedly calling Burt a nigger. Thank @Blackstar for finding a recording of it.

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yea i dont think i ever said anything bad about mints, but he is pretty good at the discord mod act. this is some funny shit. up there with some of the ben gaslights, definitely a good addition to the crew.

edit: also does burt normally have his dick out for most streams. super gay shit
 
I think demanding that Binx be Jet and Simbal's sex slave, explicitly without her consent, is legit funny.
As much as I hate Binx, I wouldn't wish even consensual sex with Simbal on her. Noone deserves to have to suffer getting that close to an Indian.
 
I absolutely love the Letty updates, but this is borderline incomprehensible to me.
Dont worry about it babe.

Chicken kicks Letty from a shitty streamer house/party
Letty fucked Chicken in Thailand while Chicken and his current GF/Leech were split up

Letty gets invited back into the house by other people who live there.
Chicks GF who got Chicken to Kick her tries to pull rank and Lettys autism does not allow it.

 
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