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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 175 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    772
BingBongDingDong said:
I cant stand burts audience. Its all people who dont understand youre supposed to laugh AT freaks not WITH them.
This could at large be applied to a huge swath of the firshtank audience though.
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You don't think Burt fans were laughing at his freakish antics? lol what?
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Blackstar said:
A Google doc containing what are allegedy Burts demands for continuing to stream on the Fishtank site have dropped
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Burt definitely being given a script for this.

Weens who think they are funnier than a lolcow's natural antics ruin another crazy person.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You don't think Burt fans were laughing at his freakish antics?
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Correct. The fishtank reddit is a fucking awful palce to go unless you want to see the worst of the fanbase. There are plenty of faggot nerds there cheering on burt in earnest, thinking hes a heckin wholesome chungus.
I still have a very clear memory of when they were streamin in vegas and a fat nigger bitch ran up and professed how much she loved him and how great he was, without an ounce of irony. There are plenty of people who will laugh at him being an absurd faggot, but at this point he has way more people following him who thing hes just a real swell guy. I mean JFC we had some sick fuck post about how he banged him out(got banged out? IDK.) in his dedicated thread.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Correct. The fishtank reddit is a fucking awful palce to go unless you want to see the worst of the fanbase. There are plenty of faggot nerds there cheering on burt in earnest, thinking hes a heckin wholesome chungus.
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Oh 100% that is true I thought you were talking about Burt enjoyers here. The Reddit actually is emotionally invested in him in a very weird way that makes me uncomfortable. Like he will post some completely deranged stalker sex shit and they will just be like "haha that's Burt!" like he was literally stalking Mizzy. He had a thing on his phone that told him her location at all times. That's disturbing and not behavior you should be encouraging. My enjoyment of Burt stops at me laughing at him being a ridiculous village idiot. I would not even want to be in the same room as the guy he would no doubt be creepy.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Correct. The fishtank reddit is a fucking awful palce to go unless you want to see the worst of the fanbase. There are plenty of faggot nerds there cheering on burt in earnest, thinking hes a heckin wholesome chungus.
I still have a very clear memory of when they were streamin in vegas and a fat nigger bitch ran up and professed how much she loved him and how great he was, without an ounce of irony. There are plenty of people who will laugh at him being an absurd faggot, but at this point he has way more people following him who thing hes just a real swell guy. I mean JFC we had some sick fuck post about how he banged him out(got banged out? IDK.) in his dedicated thread.
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He has a dedicated thread?

Have any others earned them?
 
Blackstar said:
A Google doc containing what are allegedy Burts demands for continuing to stream on the Fishtank site have dropped and it's the funniest thing he's ever written.
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I can believe this is real based on how he was acting on his stream. It was posted in sneedchat yesterday but I was waiting for evidence that it was actually written by him. Does evidence that this comes from Burt exist?
Max Caulfield said:
He has a dedicated thread?

Have any others earned them?
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Here's the the Burt thread. Alex B has one too. Both threads are too small to merit existing outside of this one IMO. Gay Brandon from s3 has one too but he has lore outside of fishtank. Not sure of any other.
 
sum ting wong said:
This time he seems to be crying because he's meeting up with another fish soon (apparently Angelina) and he seems to think they're going to have sex and it's going to change his life
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He did admit during S4 that he's a virgin and started going on an incel rant about women. It was some Tatesperg nonsense I wasn't really paying attention to, but I'm not surprised he thinks losing his virginity would change his life. Enough cow threads on this site have started with a love quest.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
He did admit during S4 that he's a virgin and started going on an incel rant about women. It was some Tatesperg nonsense I wasn't really paying attention to, but I'm not surprised he thinks losing his virginity would change his life. Enough cow threads on this site have started with a love quest.
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I'm surprised he hasnt picked up a groupie yet though, he isnt exactly the worst fish and Jimmy and Jon sure as fuck got a heap of them even Freddie does.
Aryeh kinda sorta did a little bit but well yea, he has bad judgement anyway so less the better for him.
 
Letty was hanging out and streaming at a streamer party in a streamer house that Chickens bpd whore girlfriend lives in and chicken came down stairs and said she had to leave, another guy on the lease invited her back in then chickens whore girlfriend Ariana leech had a little sook at Letty trying to press her to go. This comes after Letty sniped chicken and who was talking shit about her which also revealed he spent 3k on a bag for Adriana. Adriana fucked basically every single twitch streamer and has fallen to the point only bottom of the barrel kick streamers tolerate her. She is about as crazy as Alice without the being dirt poor side so there is no doubt she hit chicken after this.

Letty then continued to stream the rest of the night there with about 900 average views. A couple clips are on ip2.
 
Marche said:
Letty was hanging out and streaming at a streamer party in a streamer house that Chickens bpd whore girlfriend lives in and chicken came down stairs and said she had to leave, another guy on the lease invited her back in then chickens whore girlfriend Ariana leech had a little sook at Letty trying to press her to go. This comes after Letty sniped chicken and who was talking shit about her which also revealed he spent 3k on a bag for Adriana. Adriana fucked basically every single twitch streamer and has fallen to the point only bottom of the barrel kick streamers tolerate her. She is about as crazy as Alice without the being dirt poor side so there is no doubt she hit chicken after this.

Letty then continued to stream the rest of the night there with about 900 average views. A couple clips are on ip2.
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I nod off when reading anything about IP2 people but I'm glad she's doing well. 900 live viewers is good.

Yo Jet, stop crying and send us some pics of location prospects or something.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Oh 100% that is true I thought you were talking about Burt enjoyers here. The Reddit actually is emotionally invested in him in a very weird way that makes me uncomfortable. Like he will post some completely deranged stalker sex shit and they will just be like "haha that's Burt!" like he was literally stalking Mizzy. He had a thing on his phone that told him her location at all times. That's disturbing and not behavior you should be encouraging. My enjoyment of Burt stops at me laughing at him being a ridiculous village idiot. I would not even want to be in the same room as the guy he would no doubt be creepy.
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He posts and interacts with them on the reddit, it's a weird parasocial thing.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
SlackerBlue posted a letter from a Swansea Police Officer requesting that Jun Pao Zhang be subpoenaed over the unlicensed lodging.
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"We have been provided login information to view the streaming show live and confirmed this show is active with 8 participants inside the house being filmed"
The thought of some cop being on the FT website watching the stream and seeing the chat spamming NIGGER FAGGOT or some shit is just too damn funny
 
Blackstar said:
A Google doc containing what are allegedy Burts demands for continuing to stream on the Fishtank site have dropped
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Turns out this Google doc is real and actually written by Burt. Last night Mints got wind of it while Burt was streaming and decided to distribute all of Burt's prize money as "magic tokens", causing Burt to have a meltdown. I don't think any tokens were actually distributed but Burt believed it. Burt was able to get Mints on the phone right after this and the phone call is absolutely hilarious. By far the funniest Mints has ever been. Burt loses his mind.

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You really need to just listen to the call for yourselves because it's pure kino, but some highlights include Mints reading the list of demands over the phone and repeatedly calling Burt a nigger. Thank @Blackstar for finding a recording of it.

 
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