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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 175 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    773
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Don't know why but this is just funny to me.
Mental image of these two trying to talk.
 
Stream stars Nazi girl arguing in some random fishtank server

I’m so glad none of those retards were able to get on the show. If I remember correctly, the girl in this video arguing with the beta boy was called out for being a Nazi by someone in her home town and was almost kicked out by her parents in the process. It appears she’s still being a dumb cunt on discord despite all that. Fishtank servers are literal cancer. Found on Reddit.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/s/V5QUNzzJ6y
 
Welcome to the average Seth stream, he gets drunk and high either of his own volition or through fishtoy donations and then starts crying while mints acts as his therapist. There's not usually a clear reason why he's crying, usually just a "woe is me, my life sucks, you wouldn't understand" type thing.

This time he seems to be crying because he's meeting up with another fish soon (apparently Angelina) and he seems to think they're going to have sex and it's going to change his life. I don't know if she also believes this or not. You would think since this is happening he'd be happy and these were tears of joy but I assure you they weren't, he's acting like a depressed faggot still.


I think the song was a donation but it was perfect for the moment.


This is how the stream ended, mints must have cut the stream at some point because Seth never moved but it went offline.
 
sum ting wong said:
Welcome to the average Seth stream, he gets drunk and high either of his own volition or through fishtoy donations and then starts crying while mints acts as his therapist. There's not usually a clear reason why he's crying, usually just a "woe is me, my life sucks, you wouldn't understand" type thing.

This time he seems to be crying because he's meeting up with another fish soon (apparently Angelina) and he seems to think they're going to have sex and it's going to change his life. I don't know if she also believes this or not. You would think since this is happening he'd be happy and these were tears of joy but I assure you they weren't, he's acting like a depressed faggot still.
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I think the song was a donation but it was perfect for the moment.
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This is how the stream ended, mints must have cut the stream at some point because Seth never moved but it went offline.
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idk why Angie is such in high demand, there 3 fishes that want to be with her; Dan, Jin, and now Seth. I honestly don't get it. She's ok look-wise but her personality is such a red-flag, like imagine you have to constantly cater to her demand, and if not, you gonna be hearing her crying all the time until she gets what she wants. I'm glad Dan moved on, going to the gym and bothering Jon for some reason, it's more productive than whatever Seth is doing right now.
 
sum ting wong said:
Welcome to the average Seth stream, he gets drunk and high either of his own volition or through fishtoy donations and then starts crying while mints acts as his therapist. There's not usually a clear reason why he's crying, usually just a "woe is me, my life sucks, you wouldn't understand" type thing.

This time he seems to be crying because he's meeting up with another fish soon (apparently Angelina) and he seems to think they're going to have sex and it's going to change his life. I don't know if she also believes this or not. You would think since this is happening he'd be happy and these were tears of joy but I assure you they weren't, he's acting like a depressed faggot still.
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I think the song was a donation but it was perfect for the moment.
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This is how the stream ended, mints must have cut the stream at some point because Seth never moved but it went offline.
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Know what's a easy way not to get laid?
Crying about how you wanna have sex before you even meet the girl.
 
Beloved British travelling autist, Lord Miles, is streaming his endeavor of fasting for 40 days in a Middle Eastern desert somewhere. His stream is down right now as I type this, but in the most recently recorded VOD of the stream I VERY conveniently skipped exactly to this moment https://www.youtube.com/live/_w31gyDnW5o?si=-4lE4MxJT9uoYmx_&t=2034 (33:54)

 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
idk why Angie is such in high demand, there 3 fishes that want to be with her; Dan, Jin, and now Seth. I honestly don't get it. She's ok look-wise but her personality is such a red-flag, like imagine you have to constantly cater to her demand, and if not, you gonna be hearing her crying all the time until she gets what she wants. I'm glad Dan moved on, going to the gym and bothering Jon for some reason, it's more productive than whatever Seth is doing right now.
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Don't forget about Freddie who also wants to fuck Angie. Jet as well.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
idk why Angie is such in high demand, there 3 fishes that want to be with her; Dan, Jin, and now Seth. I honestly don't get it. She's ok look-wise but her personality is such a red-flag, like imagine you have to constantly cater to her demand, and if not, you gonna be hearing her crying all the time until she gets what she wants. I'm glad Dan moved on, going to the gym and bothering Jon for some reason, it's more productive than whatever Seth is doing right now.
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Simple answer is she reminds everyone of their high school crush. High energy, ditzy, expressive eyes, slim, punk/emo/scene style, tiny. And for some the tan mixed asian thing just works.
Fumbled a great one myself in high school out of fear of commitment, thankfully I'm now grown enough to see the dangers of dating an Angelina lol
 
Last night Burt continued to melt down over the 50k and against the wiggers. Burt was talking so much shit on production that Mints called him, and Burt continued his tirade with Mints over the phone. Unfortunately, I was half-asleep when this all happened and wasn't able to record from my phone. There is this other call with Mints recorded but I don't think it has anything to do with his crash out.

He railed against Sam for being the one to withhold his 50k since he personally found Burt to be too degenerate to deserve the money, which I guess is what production told him to pass the buck and keep Burt on their good side. Or maybe it's true. He also called Sam a scammer several times. The whole time he was spamming his sound effects out of rage. For example, Mints said "I don't think any of us in production are actually racist or homophobic" which caused Burt to play the "NONSENSE!" drop like ten times in a row. He seems to be trying to enact his "grand plan" that he mentioned in that tweet tagging Freddy yesterday and is now making demands in order to continue streaming on the site.

Some of his demands include:
  • The full $50k to be sent to him by the end of the summer
  • To be paid weekly instead of monthly for his streaming earnings
  • To be included in every fishtank project going forward
  • Paid vacations
  • Health insurance
  • A 401k
  • For Sam Hyde to be put on the phone immediately so he could confront him on stream
  • If Sam was unavailable, then he wanted to talk with Unibrow, Bengay, Bill Ottman, and everyone else involved with production immediately
Mints told Burt that they had planned for him to be on Season 4 before it got canceled and this seemed to calm him down a bit before ending the call, but I assume Burt went back to spiraling shortly after I turned it off. I just checked and he's still live right now and talking about the same shit 12 hours later.
 
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There is some definition of 'content' that this goes against, but I really think Fishtank needs to excise people after a season ends. Stringing these people along seems cruel in most cases. I don't actually think that FT has some kind of moral obligation to not capitalize but to my perspective creating a massive glut of slop content, squeezing every person as much as they themselves allow, is probably bad for the show. I think they gain a lot from letting the audience rest and get re-invested once a full 6 week show starts. Being completely saturated in it at all times can't be good.
This would also help Bloodgames I think, when that becomes the only way for people to get back.

It just seems like there is little to gain and a lot to lose for the wrong contestants being able to hold on to the sad dream of an easy life as an e-beggar on the offseason site.

To be clear I like Fish streaming and going for some internet presence, but FT is not some kingmaker. Barely anyone made a significant online career following a stint on the show.
 
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skrod said:
Last night Burt continued to melt down over the 50k and against the wiggers Burt was talking so much shit on production that Mints called him, and Burt continued his tirade with Mints over the phone. Unfortunately, I was half-asleep when this all happened and wasn't able to record from my phone. There is this other call with Mints recorded but I don't think it has anything to do with his crash out.
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I think it really funny how Mints now has to be the wrangler for these retards. What a life.
 
skrod said:
Last night Burt continued to melt down over the 50k and against the wiggers. Burt was talking so much shit on production that Mints called him, and Burt continued his tirade with Mints over the phone. Unfortunately, I was half-asleep when this all happened and wasn't able to record from my phone. There is this other call with Mints recorded but I don't think it has anything to do with his crash out.

He railed against Sam for being the one to withhold his 50k since he personally found Burt to be too degenerate to deserve the money, which I guess is what production told him to pass the buck and keep Burt on their good side. Or maybe it's true. He also called Sam a scammer several times. The whole time he was spamming his sound effects out of rage. For example, Mints said "I don't think any of us in production are actually racist or homophobic" which caused Burt to play the "NONSENSE!" drop like ten times in a row. He seems to be trying to enact his "grand plan" that he mentioned in that tweet tagging Freddy yesterday and is now making demands in order to continue streaming on the site.

Some of his demands include:
  • The full $50k to be sent to him by the end of the summer
  • To be paid weekly instead of monthly for his streaming earnings
  • To be included in every fishtank project going forward
  • Paid vacations
  • Health insurance
  • A 401k
  • For Sam Hyde to be put on the phone immediately so he could confront him on stream
  • If Sam was unavailable, then he wanted to talk with Unibrow, Bengay, Bill Ottman, and everyone else involved with production immediately
Mints told Burt that they had planned for him to be on Season 4 before it got canceled and this seemed to calm him down a bit before ending the call, but I assume Burt went back to spiraling shortly after I turned it off. I just checked and he's still live right now and talking about the same shit 12 hours later.
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Wow, Burt is DIVA. I think he is funny but he needs to find a new schtick. Being on fishtank doesn’t guarantee you a career forever. Very few of the fish have any talent whatsoever.
 
Unmarkedgrave said:
Wow, Burt is DIVA. I think he is funny but he needs to find a new schtick. Being on fishtank doesn’t guarantee you a career forever. Very few of the fish have any talent whatsoever.
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I don't think he's funny; the reason people laugh at him is because he acts in such a bizarre and eccentric way that you're just shocked someone like that is real. honestly I'm glad they're still giving him trouble over the 50k. For a guy who brags constantly about his money and high IQ, it's hilarious that he trapped himself by not reading a contract they have no legal duty to honor.
 
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