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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    774
Alex B is trying to figure out if he's actually married so he can evict the pig, it's happening.
Edit: it's from April so probably a nothing burger
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Oprah Winfrey said:
For a small outfit with limited resources to get a production like Fishtank off the ground you probably have to hustle and play a little dirty, and clearly this guy was pretty instrumental to that end. But as Sam kind of touched on during the S4 debriefing, with great success you really need clean up your act and start behaving more legit, but they obviously got cocky in that regard thinking they could keep winging it despite all the mounting external pressures.
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“With great success, you need to clean up your act” but then he glazed Nick Fuentes on his podcast. If only Sam followed his own nuggets of wisdom.
S.C.U.D. said:
Cowboy knew him, and it was as simple as the guy let them use his house in exchange for a wad of cash no questions asked. It was easy and fast and involved just spending a bunch of money, which is exactly the way Sam likes it.
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I mean if it was just a business transaction with no real sketchy shit, I doubt they’re in real trouble. But associating with Zhang isn’t a good look regardless.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
Well, he has been streaming from a totally different room. Mattress on the floor, Naruto wall scrolls on the wall. Certainly seems like something's been going down in the house of B.
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He’s in a different room lying trying to pretend he has moved, Alex B is a liar. That woman is insane and has so much control over his finances etc that she will ruin his life if he tries to make her leave. He can’t even order his own DoorDash because he “can’t figure out the app” - she has to order it for him. He’s totally fucking cooked.
 
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He’s in a different room lying trying to pretend he has moved, Alex B is a liar. That woman is insane and has so much control over his finances etc that she will ruin his life if he tries to make him leave. He can’t even order his own DoorDash because he “can’t figure out the app” - she has to order it for him. He’s totally fucking cooked.
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The ogre is metaphorically spitroasting him over an open flame in the dungeon.
 
Alex B gets out of the marriage when the Ogre and her Spawn end up on an explore with us interrogation video after they have been caught trying to stuff his body parts into a cruise ships garbage.
 
If Alex gets ready to leave, he's gonna find some sopa de monkey cooking on the stove
 
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This peaked my interest for a moment so I clicked around a bit, happened upon something. around 3:41:00.

When he is reflecting on conGREGated it is interesting to note that he wishes for more deference from contestants. Taking on people feeling too free to reframe it all was a negative. This is also Jet's perspective in my opinion.
Greg feels he lost control of the show.

There may be more in the livestream but I got lucky and don't feel like scrubbing 5 hours for crumbs.
 
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Clarence Boddicker said:
Because that family is a bunch of human traffickers and have used that house to house illegal immigrants.
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1. this is paywalled so i can't read it.
2. it's from 2011.
3. also you said "that family" is it him or his family.
4. 'he housed illegal immigrants'
millions of illegals live in the new england area. plenty of people house them. they have to live somewhere.
 
bookers said:
1. this is paywalled so i can't read it.
2. it's from 2011.
3. also you said "that family" is it him or his family.
4. 'he housed illegal immigrants'
millions of illegals live in the new england area. plenty of people house them. they have to live somewhere.
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That's odd you're saying it's paywalled, I'm looking at it right now. Here's an archive so you can read it. https://archive.md/0G58T

As for it being from 2011, that's irrelevant. In this case with a family of Chinese immigrants the sins of the father absolutely applies as far as I'm concerned. The father who was investigated is also an owner of 319 High Hill Rd. last I checked, the archive and tax records are further back in the thread. And no, the illegal immigrants do not have to live somewhere. When it comes to large numbers of illegal Chinese immigrants you have to ask how they even got here, and the answer is usually human trafficking. It was an incredibly stupid decision to associate with them in any capacity.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
That's odd you're saying it's paywalled, I'm looking at it right now. Here's an archive so you can read it. https://archive.md/0G58T

As for it being from 2011, that's irrelevant. In this case with a family of Chinese immigrants the sins of the father absolutely applies as far as I'm concerned. The father who was investigated is also an owner of 319 High Hill Rd. last I checked, the archive and tax records are further back in the thread. And no, the illegal immigrants do not have to live somewhere. When it comes to large numbers of illegal Chinese immigrants you have to ask how they even got here, and the answer is usually human trafficking. It was an incredibly stupid decision to associate with them in any capacity.
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Sooo Sam Hyde doesn’t like all the Indians being brought to USA, but will do business with a guy housing illegal immigrants? That’s hypocritical lol
 
A few more articles in regard to the Zhang Organization/Family. The family has convictions for money laundering, immigration, and tax fraud. There's enough archived and compiled to be formatted into a thread but not sure where that should go. Also, this is just in regards to the restaurants and illegal immigration. There's allegedly some shady stuff involving a trampoline park franchise according to a snark subreddit.



 

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A few more articles in regard to the Zhang Organization/Family. The family has convictions for money laundering, immigration, and tax fraud. There's enough archived and compiled to be formatted into a thread but not sure where that should go. Also, this is just in regards to the restaurants and illegal immigration. There's allegedly some shady stuff involving a trampoline park franchise according to a snark subreddit.



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why do we charge chinks that hire illegal chinks but not construction companies and meat packing plants that hire mexicans?
 
Prior to S4 ending I assumed that the S1 house was owned by some wackjob family that for some reason was ok with the fishtank crew turning it into a human zoo for a few weeks, and I liked that.
When I learnt that it was a Chinese human trafficking house it was like learning Santa isn't real.
 
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