🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Madison Grant said:
Just to illustrate how little she spoke, there's a compilation of all her speaking time on this podcast appearance, out of 8 hours she spoke for approximately 9 minutes, and a good chunk of that was reading superchats.
whatever_ellie2.mp4
5:45 - discusses her insecurities
6:45 - obsessed with soup
7:22 - bumble ratings
7:55 - what's she's looking in a partner (income of at least $80k)
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I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone built for simp farming as precisely as Ellie. Closest is maybe neekolul when she first showed up. Everyone else had to work way harder to build up a base.
 
Blackstar said:
Lmao it is being listed for $749,000 now, before they first tried for $900,000, then $839,900, and lastly $779,000 before taking it off.
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This price history is fucking wild btw.
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Marche said:
Remember she was totally playing it safe during the 2 weeks she was in the tank and totally not boring simp bait who literally did nothing.
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If drinking spoiled milk, vomiting on a dirty floor, then eating her vomit off said floor while being "obese" is safe, God only knows what that girl is up to in her leisure time.
 
Madison Grant said:
Just to illustrate how little she spoke, there's a compilation of all her speaking time on this podcast appearance, out of 8 hours she spoke for approximately 9 minutes, and a good chunk of that was reading superchats.
whatever_ellie2.mp4
5:45 - discusses her insecurities
6:45 - obsessed with soup
7:22 - bumble ratings
7:55 - what's she's looking in a partner (income of at least $80k)
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Are these things seriously 8 hours long? What the fuck
 
The "Count your blessings" sign above the toilet is a nice and ominous touch
 
neger psykolog said:
Are these things seriously 8 hours long? What the fuck
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If it’s like the Eric Andre show or some of the Craigslist actor harassment segments of Extreme Peace, they’ll improv for hours to make guests uncomfortable and get the best takes from a long time. Probably makes the hambeasts they always bring on hangry so they start rambling and get easy content
 
Does anyone have a clip of when Greg's gang blasted a Labubu in a microwave oven?
 
Madison Grant said:
Ellie reiterates that she has 0 dating or sex experience, never even held hands (already revealed on fishtank, on her instagram lives, in her last whatever podcast appearance, she has to keep reiterating this because of the Jet rumors)
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I was also hoping to never see her again after fish tank, something so fucking creepy about her proclaiming her innocence on this podcast of all places. Is she actually trying to build a stable of simps looking for a perfect virgin waifu or something? I'm disappointed.
 
Rolex said:
I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone built for simp farming as precisely as Ellie. Closest is maybe neekolul when she first showed up. Everyone else had to work way harder to build up a base.
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Do you even remember Binx?

I can't help but think that's a bit of a funny thing Ellie did. I don't think it was calculated, but barely talking on one of the worst podcasts ever for eight hours is very funny to me.
 
Nobody ever wonders about Meg, but I'm really curious as to how she's grappling with the fact that Roblox is crumbling in real time. IIRC her entire social life revolved around that game and her discord community full of other Roblox players, and that she spent her Fishbucks on Robux and planned to funnel most of her winnings into Roblox.
 
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