🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
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Things have taken a super dark turn as Aryeh revealed that the girl he flew out to bang was used him to cheat on her boyfriend, that she threatened to falsely accuse him of abusing her, and that he got her to shut up by threatening to dox her. He also complained that she was only identifying as non-binary to mask and was actually saying super transphobic shit :story:
https://youtu.be/BUKBLyBHUbw?si=-KTb2VqkMDA0Yq-F < this is the crazy bitch Aryeh was supposed to meet. This YouTube video explains it all but it’s poorly made.
Eve Kujo is her name, and is allegedly a groomer and a pedophile.

She goes to different online communities stirring up shit and looking for simps. Eve tried doing her usual thing in Burt’s discord.


Pedophile Eve
 
https://youtu.be/BUKBLyBHUbw?si=-KTb2VqkMDA0Yq-F < this is the crazy bitch Aryeh was supposed to meet. This YouTube video explains it all but it’s poorly made.
Eve Kujo is her name, and is allegedly a groomer and a pedophile.

She goes to different online communities stirring up shit and looking for simps. Eve tried doing her usual thing in Burt’s discord.


Pedophile Eve
>they/them
>furry
>kpop fan
>terminally online Tiktok user

Ladies and gentlemen, the flags don't get any more crimson than this.
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https://youtu.be/BUKBLyBHUbw?si=-KTb2VqkMDA0Yq-F < this is the crazy bitch Aryeh was supposed to meet. This YouTube video explains it all but it’s poorly made.
Eve Kujo is her name, and is allegedly a groomer and a pedophile.

She goes to different online communities stirring up shit and looking for simps. Eve tried doing her usual thing in Burt’s discord.


Pedophile Eve
Life is hard for a sensitive young man when this is all that is out there.
 
her "bit" was to stare at the live camera with sanpuku eyes and follow it around for 8 hours and literally say nothing
Just to illustrate how little she spoke, there's a compilation of all her speaking time on this podcast appearance, out of 8 hours she spoke for approximately 9 minutes, and a good chunk of that was reading superchats.

5:45 - discusses her insecurities
6:45 - obsessed with soup
7:22 - bumble ratings
7:55 - what's she's looking in a partner (income of at least $80k)
 
Just to illustrate how little she spoke, there's a compilation of all her speaking time on this podcast appearance, out of 8 hours she spoke for approximately 9 minutes, and a good chunk of that was reading superchats.
whatever_ellie2.mp4
5:45 - discusses her insecurities
6:45 - obsessed with soup
7:22 - bumble ratings
7:55 - what's she's looking in a partner (income of at least $80k)
Remember she was totally playing it safe during the 2 weeks she was in the tank and totally not boring simp bait who literally did nothing.
 
Ellie is BORING and anyone who disagrees is a braindead simp who needs Canadian healthcare urgently.
 
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