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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
bussy mafia said:
wyatt, a brief freeloader from season 3 has died



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Blackstar said:
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David Spadem said:
John Cena has spoken in interviews he'll follow anyone so not a big flex
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I'm pretty sure he doesn't even do that and that it's maybe some kind of bot that just follows random people. There was a lot of confusion on LCF, because he follows a degenerate porn star (NSFW account), who oftentimes pretends to be a child in her porn, but looking through his followers that doesn't seem like a deliberate decision.
So even if what I've said isn't true, Summer is defeneatly not the worst person he follows.
 
Madison Grant said:
There's an obituary for 31 year old "Wyatt Alverado" and it says he died in a car crash on June 6, 2025:

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Post from and /ftl/ thread during S3 saying Wyatt is from PA (same birthplace as listed in the obituary)
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how did burt text him if he's dead though? either fake and gay or burt wasn't texting the real wyatt, and the imposter wasn't aware wyatt died
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Seth is on KF listening to the AI sloptunes album the Bossmanjack thread made.
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Now we can add Seth along with other Fishtank contestants who lurked on KiwiFarms. Keep in mind Jet despises all of us on this site and would "love to hit every kiwifarms user in the head with a wooden bat".
Confirmed Fishtank Lurkers
-Letty
-Sylvia
-Turkey Tom (brief guest appearance as a shark)
-Lance
-Jimmy
-Summer
-Tayleigh
-Xavier Ravenblood (former Admin)
-Luke
-Seth
Let me know who else I'm missing. But these are the ones I remember.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Now we can add Seth along with other Fishtank contestants who lurked on KiwiFarms. Keep in mind Jet despises all of us on this site and would "love to hit every kiwifarms user in the head with a wooden bat".
Confirmed Fishtank Lurkers
-Letty
-Sylvia
-Turkey Tom (brief guest appearance as a shark)
-Lance
-Jimmy
-Summer
-Tayleigh
-Xavier Ravenblood (former Admin)
-Luke
-Seth
Let me know who else I'm missing. But these are the ones I remember.
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That's way more fish and freeloaders than I previously thought. But rookie numbers and we need to get those up.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Now we can add Seth along with other Fishtank contestants who lurked on KiwiFarms. Keep in mind Jet despises all of us on this site and would "love to hit every kiwifarms user in the head with a wooden bat".
Confirmed Fishtank Lurkers
-Letty
-Sylvia
-Turkey Tom (brief guest appearance as a shark)
-Lance
-Jimmy
-Summer
-Tayleigh
-Xavier Ravenblood (former Admin)
-Luke
-Seth
Let me know who else I'm missing. But these are the ones I remember.
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Its safe enough to assume Frank does
 
Madison Grant said:
Ellie is skipping the first day of school to go back on the whatever podcast. 8 hours of sitting around barely saying anything incoming!
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Ellie reiterates that she has 0 dating or sex experience, never even held hands (already revealed on fishtank, on her instagram lives, in her last whatever podcast appearance, she has to keep reiterating this because of the Jet rumors)


Given she has no dating or sex history to share on the dating/sex podcast, her "bit" was to stare at the live camera with sanpuku eyes and follow it around for 8 hours and literally say nothing:


Ellie gets pressed about pandering to 4chan:



UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Let me know who else I'm missing
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Dr Cross:
Blackstar

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

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@Null, did he really?
Reactions:Informative x 14 Like x 12 DRINK! x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 1
 
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jenna raiding said:
TJ is a good fish and I’m tired of pretending he’s not
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TJ was a good fish but he simply was not main character of season 2 like production pretended (seriously go watch the footage of the first like 70% of the show TJ was very lowkey) and let's all be real here he did not deserve to win. Tay or Shinji should have gotten that prize money.

"Okay but who was the main character of season 2 if TJ wasn't?" Jimmy for the first half of the show and then Tay after Jimmy got kicked off.
 
Arye has a fishtoy to do jumping jacks 50 at a time


After the jumping jacks he showed a stain on his pants that he says is totally not cum, it's just sweat and face wash.
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He described it as salty


Direnc weighed in
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sum ting wong said:
Arye has a fishtoy to do jumping jacks 50 at a time
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After the jumping jacks he showed a stain on his pants that he says is totally not cum, it's just sweat and face wash.
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He described it as salty
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Of course Direnc knows what fresh hot jizz looks like.

This is the second person that jizzed live on Fishtank. What's next? Nick Fuentes slurping cummies straight from Burt and Aryeh's hose to save the white race from extinction, who the fuck know at this point.
 
Things have taken a super dark turn as Aryeh revealed that the girl he flew out to bang was used him to cheat on her boyfriend, that she threatened to falsely accuse him of abusing her, and that he got her to shut up by threatening to dox her. He also complained that she was only identifying as non-binary to mask and was actually saying super transphobic shit :story:
 
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