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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
there's a site called wplace.live thats like reddits /r/place where you can draw pixels on a map
anyways someone drew the jet meme in massachussetts around the area fish tank is at
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also xavier and lil maejok
 
MDE as a whole has been making all the wrong moves recently, really squandering the good will and momentum they've built up these last few years. Sam is definitely most to blame for it but Jet's actions are inexcusable as well considering how huge fishtank as an arm of MDE has become. He really needs to say something, anything at all, to assuage fears here. It's a critical juncture for the show and the silent treatment is not doing anyone any favors.
At least announce a release window for BG episodes or something.
Its going to be a repeat of the break up that happened with World peace, with Sam not being able to keep his autism at bay. Besides the whole scummy Fishtank BTS drugs, you've got Sam literally going ape with the Gorilla nest comment. And now he is interviewing a homosex Mexican cat boy lover, that even his own fans are questioning Sam on why he brought on Nick Fuentes. Nick Rochefort will probably be the first one to leave, since he has the highest chance of doing well if he went solo with scuffed realtor. And if he were to leave, Charls would follow suite, but Charls' brain is completely fucked now with some form of Schizo autism. I remember watching him when he used to do his "PURE" streams on Quake and Half life, while they were funny, now he is unwatchable when he solo streams.

tl;dr: Sam is doing a heckin' uroboros.
 
Its going to be a repeat of the break up that happened with World peace
yeah don't know what he's thinking bringing Fuentes back into the mix after the Ali Alexander stuff, not really sure what part of the MDE fanbase it's appealing to other than the type of /pol/tards who won't spend money and will markypost if they're jaded.
Nick Rochefort will probably be the first one to leave, since he has the highest chance of doing well if he went solo with scuffed realtor
Still don't know why he hasn't, Shane clearly likes him he could easily hitch onto that if he really wanted.
 
Its going to be a repeat of the break up that happened with World peace, with Sam not being able to keep his autism at bay. Besides the whole scummy Fishtank BTS drugs, you've got Sam literally going ape with the Gorilla nest comment. And now he is interviewing a homosex Mexican cat boy lover, that even his own fans are questioning Sam on why he brought on Nick Fuentes. Nick Rochefort will probably be the first one to leave, since he has the highest chance of doing well if he went solo with scuffed realtor. And if he were to leave, Charls would follow suite, but Charls' brain is completely fucked now with some form of Schizo autism. I remember watching him when he used to do his "PURE" streams on Quake and Half life, while they were funny, now he is unwatchable when he solo streams.

tl;dr: Sam is doing a heckin' uroboros.
There's some cruel irony in MDE getting back together after a decade only for it to crash and burn in record time thanks to Sam's stupidity.

And I saw this as a former fan of Sam too. He lost the plot sometime after Bloodgames and it's been downhill ever since.
 
MDE as a whole has been making all the wrong moves recently, really squandering the good will and momentum they've built up these last few years. Sam is definitely most to blame for it but Jet's actions are inexcusable as well considering how huge fishtank as an arm of MDE has become. He really needs to say something, anything at all, to assuage fears here. It's a critical juncture for the show and the silent treatment is not doing anyone any favors.
At least announce a release window for BG episodes or something.
I would agree that MDE is fucking up, but I don't know if it really matters to their base too much. Whatever fallout from the Harland Podcast is both surprisingly persistent in a meme way and also mostly insignificant. I don't know that it is a real problem to most viewers. Any long-term MDE acolyte has a huge tolerance for dumb bullshit, scams and price gouging. It really seems like very little can shake them off.

In some way many things going wrong may be better, the shock of it all could be a benefit if it forces some re-evaluations. Still, Extreme Peace did well, the money is good. Judging on that MDE may see no issue at all.
Problems with Fishtank are also close to what Sam likes; "It is a privilege just to be able to fight". They all seem fine operating on the limit of what is functional and stable. Some of all that is why they make compelling things at all.
I don't think it is over yet. But I agree that more transparency would be nice.

They said they would populate the BTS page on the site, it is paypig-only so I don't actually know if they added anything there, does anyone know?
 
I would agree that MDE is fucking up, but I don't know if it really matters to their base too much.
idk i kinda think people like me are the base and i just wanna see bloodgames rn.
but maybe i'm wrong. i guess theyre trying to focus on building a bigger things?
the dear elon stuff did numbers and he was doing well but idk interviewing fuentes and w/e it just feels counterintuitive.
 
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yeah don't know what he's thinking bringing Fuentes back into the mix after the Ali Alexander stuff
Sam is completely insulated against all that information, he's just been seeing groyper accounts in his timeline hyping him up because "Dear Elon" went viral. He probably doesn't even know that Nick said he was a Jewish propagandist on behalf of Peter Thiel back in October:
 
Sam is completely insulated against all that information, he's just been seeing groyper accounts in his timeline hyping him up because "Dear Elon" went viral. He probably doesn't even know that Nick said he was a Jewish propagandist on behalf of Peter Thiel back in October:
Yea I feel that is probably most the case of it. He sees nick being marketed as "the most cancelled right winger" and all that other shit and somewhat related on that front without knowing the full context of Nick being "Cancelled" is almost entirely due to him being an idiot and turning on literally every single person who even slightly disagrees with him on gay shit like Kanye and how everyone is a jew (including Sam)
 
I'm on Day 18 of Fishtank S2 and as Punk Lesbian Jesus as my witless witness, people overreacting to TTS messages never gets old.

"DID DONALD TRUMP JUST CALL ME A NIGGA!?!?!?!"
 
She is taking two paths right now, She is either gonna be a whore showing her holes within a year or doing all this to find a rich simp to pay for all her shit.
Neither is a smart move but it's very obvious what she is doing.
She’ll be showing hole and her weird dad will be her first sub
 
So the Sam train has derailed officially, right? Season 4 crashed and burned with no update, Extreme Peace was mostly edgy unfunny rehashes and hardly broke the internet, he embarrassed himself on Harland Williams, and now his main project is the fucking Sam Hyde Show where he interviews boomer Jean from Season 3 (pointing soyface a heckin fishtank person) and faggot catboys. The Hyde renaissance is over and Fishtank, the best thing he ever created, might be too. Feels bad man. Carrol and Rochefort suicides incoming, with Neptune on the heels.
 
So the Sam train has derailed officially, right? Season 4 crashed and burned with no update, Extreme Peace was mostly edgy unfunny rehashes and hardly broke the internet, he embarrassed himself on Harland Williams, and now his main project is the fucking Sam Hyde Show where he interviews boomer Jean from Season 3 (pointing soyface a heckin fishtank person) and faggot catboys. The Hyde renaissance is over and Fishtank, the best thing he ever created, might be too. Feels bad man. Carrol and Rochefort suicides incoming, with Neptune on the heels.
I personally believe Sam is stuck between being a comedy guy and a political guy. There is a friction that is hard to integrate with that and its causing issues, but financially I don't think so. Extreme Peace made its money back, their investor will be back to fund a Season 2, as seen in Buckingham's Documentary.

Fishtank may be fucked I guess. When they did their final stream about the Season 4 failure it seemed as if they had enough cash to just keep going. I am assuming that because they said they wanted to be up and running in a matter of months. I think this implies that they do not need to sell their properties to be liquid enough to carry on as selling that weird garbage will be time consuming. I also assume this is part of why they bought the properties at all, they were relatively cheap because they were hard to sell due to issues like the broken foundation in the Season 2 House, or the eclectic floorplan of the Season 3/ BG property.
If anything it would be nice to know what is even going on at this point. But maybe Jet is just on a little galaxygas bender to recoup for a bit.
 
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