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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Expertjogger said:
They also should release the episodes of the previous season right before the next season goes live but they’re retarded
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IDK i think the current strategy of releasing 3 episodes before the season starts, then 4 episodes 3 months after the last episode, and then another 2 month break before releasing the final 5 episodes is optimal.
 
EenGevolg said:
Most I've heard is that he had a fishtoy for throwing shit, and one of the things he threw accidentally hit the oven door.
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The toy was to smash a glass (cup) and I don't think it's there anymore. Burt was really bad at smashing the glasses and ended up denting his wall and fridge, and smashing his glass oven door by throwing the glass into them. I don't have a clip of the smashing itself but here's the aftermath:
[EDIT - the video was deleted off burt's youtube but it was already posted in the thread earlier]
Ravier Xavenblood said:
But first, he needs to find another word with "Greg" in it to keep the pun going. How does AgGREGated sound?
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Greg said for season 3 he's thinking about going with the name ArmaGREGgon.
 
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EenGevolg said:
Most I've heard is that he had a fishtoy for throwing shit, and one of the things he threw accidentally hit the oven door.
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people have been calling out Burt for scamming fishtoys... which he keeps going over day after day and iterating. be it over missed ones or arguments over if a cheapish "Burt drinks {edible} fluids" would count for pee or not.
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He messed up his oven when doing this. it was to spite his haters calling him a scammer.


he then apologized while sucking off a vibrator (also a fishtoy)

s: https://x.com/7_cradle16512/status/1948462078731452694

he had a guy over (earl?) to clean up after him while still streaming his usual antics

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also did an extended rant after this, complaining about having to do this shit over and over to stay relevant and people not being interested in the things he would want to do

(there are some clips on the website but it's mostly this)
 
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I Am Not Really said:
he had a guy over (earl?) to clean up after him while still streaming his usual antics
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Earl is a cleaner that Burt has been using since before he ever went on fishtank. He usually comes twice a week, but sometimes when Burt makes a giant mess (such as here or after Frank left his place) he asks Earl to come clean off-schedule. Earl has been on many Burt streams so he's quite used to the antics by now. One of my favorite Earl moments is when Burt described Connor's anal douching routine the day after the Connor drama as Earl cleaned his bathroom and could hear everything Burt was saying about what happened in it the night before. Earl is a veteran with a family and he smokes a lot of weed. He's a pretty nice and funny guy and sometimes he reads the chat and interacts with TTS. I hope Burt pays him well.
 
skrod said:
Earl is a cleaner that Burt has been using since before he ever went on fishtank. He usually comes twice a week, but sometimes when Burt makes a giant mess (such as here or after Frank left his place) he asks Earl to come clean off-schedule. Earl has been on many Burt streams so he's quite used to the antics by now. One of my favorite Earl moments is when Burt described Connor's anal douching routine the day after the Connor drama as Earl cleaned his bathroom and could hear everything Burt was saying about what happened in it the night before. Earl is a veteran with a family and he smokes a lot of weed. He's a pretty nice and funny guy and sometimes he reads the chat and interacts with TTS. I hope Burt pays him well.
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Earl is a cool guy. I don’t know how he puts up with Burt and his weird shit lol

I loved when Earl got mad at the woman scamming Bill out of money (Burt was on the phone with her on livestream ) and he yelled at her “HELL NAWWW!!” and told her to get a job lol
 
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