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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Didn't someone say that Vance got fired or left MDE or some shit?
ive been speculating about it- so far theres been no information to back up any of this at all, but if vance pipe bombed mde headquarters then i think sam and jet should cease working with him totally in the future, and if its true vance murdered 15 people in cold blood i think he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. and if its also true that vance got on ozempic and became rail thin, then he should really start eating more.

im just speculating, but if vance got fired, there must have been a reason, and if there was a reason, then it was probably pretty severe. and if its as severe as im speculating hes probably gonna be in prison for a long, loooooong time.

anyone know when vance is getting out of prison?
 
Greg getting wasted on Congregated, he also had some pills he popped on camera. Might be a bit but who knows with Greg (bonus chair trickshot).
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Greg getting wasted on Congregated, he also had some pills he popped on camera. Might be a bit but who knows with Greg (bonus chair trickshot).
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We've seen enough of actual drunk Greg to know when it's real. He seems cognizant enough to not get confused with microphone thumb screws.
I actually really liked Vance's Joyride song even if it's a bit cheesy. It's way better than any of Freddie's music. Vance and Cole are the best ex-fish musicians... and Mizzy in a more ironic way lol.
The song is pretty good and the music video was like a WP sketch. Makes me want to crack open an ice told Rainier brew, hop in a Subaru and murder homeless people with a hammer on the streets of Tacoma.
 
Greg is up to 20k.
For the view count it's been getting thats really fucking good and I hope he invests whatever is left from the pot into higher production for next event he does
 
Greg is up to 20k.
For the view count it's been getting thats really fucking good and I hope he invests whatever is left from the pot into higher production for next event he does
I think that's what he did last time, right? Or at least, he didn't swuander all of his SeGREGated money. Greg's a smart cookie.
 
Greg is up to 20k.
For the view count it's been getting thats really fucking good and I hope he invests whatever is left from the pot into higher production for next event he does
But first, he needs to find another word with "Greg" in it to keep the pun going. How does AgGREGated sound?
 
Greg is up to 20k.
For the view count it's been getting thats really fucking good and I hope he invests whatever is left from the pot into higher production for next event he does
lets go greggers
But first, he needs to find another word with "Greg" in it to keep the pun going. How does AgGREGated sound?
good

also EGREGious
 
This might be a little bit late, and most probably won't care. But a comprehensive summary of Jon's disastrous reality show, American Dude Lodge, has been done based on Mac's 10-hour-long documentary. You can check it out on the Jon thread.

 
Speaking of ADL, Skippy has been gaslit into thinking he has to stay in the chair for the last hour or so. But now he has to piss and he's getting very uncomfortable...
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And now Leah is making him blue as a tribute to Eifel 65.
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Skippy is pretty much blackout drunk now.

EDIT: Oh SHIT! Jon also wants to join the show! But blacked out Skippy is the content KING tonight! Holy fuck Jet needs to get this guy on S5 as a freeloader.
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