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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
neger psykolog said:
Does anyone so far understand Sam Hyde's logic when it comes to timing MDE with Fishtank?
Like this was all filmed during S1 of Fishtank which wasn't the most efficient scheduling decision (depends on how you look at it really) and now they finished editing it after 2 years or whatever their plan was to release it while a new season of Fishtank was being broadcast live? Basically ensuring they'd lose audience numbers one day per week?

Common logic would dictate you should release MDE either before/after the Fishtank season or something like that - maybe release 2-3 teasers toward the end of it to get people hyped up. But why would you release the full thing simultaneous to Fishtank?
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TRT brain and hustle culture retardation. I’m pretty sure the reason why Sam appeared low energy at times was because he was also tweaking out and working on half a dozen other projects while FT was live.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Best episode in the series by far. Almost makes me hope we get a season 2.
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The dinner skit was the best of the season imo. I just want more of that. Makes sense for me at least, my favorite mde sketch has always been the dinner party when Nick smashes that ladies head with the wine bottle.

Also, Erick was great the episode.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
The dinner skit was the best of the season imo. I just want more of that. Makes sense for me at least, my favorite mde sketch has always been the dinner party when Nick smashes that ladies head with the wine bottle.

Also, Erick was great the episode.
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That daddy dom sketch where they make the guy super uncomfortable with pedo jokes and try to get him to demonstrate dick sucking techniques to Letty had me rolling.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
That daddy dom sketch where they make the guy super uncomfortable with pedo jokes and try to get him to demonstrate dick sucking techniques to Letty had me rolling.
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When he started pushing back, for a moment I was really hoping they were going to flip the script, back the guy up, and make the girls extremely uncomfortable before revealing he was an actor.
 
Expertjogger said:
They also should release the episodes of the previous season right before the next season goes live but they’re retarded
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
TRT brain and hustle culture retardation. I’m pretty sure the reason why Sam appeared low energy at times was because he was also tweaking out and working on half a dozen other projects while FT was live.
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I'm going to share another award winning idea here that will no doubt get ripped off by the wiggers, but whatever:
  • They should have a cinema/screening room within the house
  • They should broadcast new khantent/episodes within Fishtank itself (which they kind of did with the premiere of MDE Season 2 I think) and have it so the whole cast/house have to stop and go watch it
  • They should have it like MST3K so you can see the "audience" (fishtank contestants) looking at the screen like in the screenshot and people can pay to do a voiceover/pause
  • On top of this, for downtime/random times they should have the screening room available and give the fish a bunch of older episodes and shit they can watch for fun with the same MST3K sort of deal + tips going on
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Marche said:
Calm down Hasan
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Hasan? I don’t know any Hasans.

Is Hasan one of my 114 confirmed kills in Iraq? Mostly melee, in case you were wondering. Or maybe Hasan is one of the 800+ schoolchildren who’s graduated from the vocational school that I built with my bare hands in Basrah. Maybe I should ask General Mattis who this “Hasan” character is. He’s a close personal friend due to my high kill count. I’m saved in his phone as Baby Warrior Monk.

I say this in jest. I’m vaguely aware that Hasan is a YouTuber. However, I dont know too much about him; my brain space is mostly filled with advanced killing techniques, although I also dabble in classics, geography, and astrology. I know this sounds fantastical to you, but to me, it’s just being a United States Marine. Ooo rah, Devil Dog.

Alex B was right. You walkers have lost a step.
 
Burt has a fishtoy for smashing glass, and during one of his throws he hit and smashed his oven door :story:
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Really appreciated Josie's valuable contribution to Extreme Peace of being in one scene and saying absolutely nothing. Better than Vance's contribution of being in exactly no scenes.
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It must sting that fuckin Sylvia had a role in Extreme Peace and Vance got nothing. I could have swore Vance and Damiel were both in a skit though, complete with bts pictures. I guess Lance didn't have a role either.
 
BullfrogBill said:
It must sting that fuckin Sylvia had a role in Extreme Peace and Vance got nothing. I could have swore Vance and Damiel were both in a skit though, complete with bts pictures. I guess Lance didn't have a role either.
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IIRC they told Lance in front of Vance that he was gonna get a part and all that in front of Vance as a bit but he was never actually going to be in it I believe. afterwards though I also thought they said they were gonna have Vance in for a part and that he was also on set unless im remembering wrong. I find it strange we've heard so little from him in recent times along with him not being involved with s4 in any capacity. He still has "Fishtank.live Cameraman and Producer" on his instagram bio.
 
BullfrogBill said:
It must sting that fuckin Sylvia had a role in Extreme Peace and Vance got nothing. I could have swore Vance and Damiel were both in a skit though, complete with bts pictures. I guess Lance didn't have a role either.
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Basedmew said:
IIRC they told Lance in front of Vance that he was gonna get a part and all that in front of Vance as a bit but he was never actually going to be in it I believe. afterwards though I also thought they said they were gonna have Vance in for a part and that he was also on set unless im remembering wrong. I find it strange we've heard so little from him in recent times along with him not being involved with s4 in any capacity. He still has "Fishtank.live Cameraman and Producer" on his instagram bio.
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During season 1 they took Vance away for a day to go and shoot a world peace sketch. They took Lance out of the house to go shoot a sketch first to fuck with Vance and make him feel bad, but they brought Vance to film one too later on. I remember it being a point of contention that Vance got to leave the house for this and therefore should not have been eligible for the grand prize. Josie teased him about it.
 
Basedmew said:
I find it strange we've heard so little from him in recent times along with him not being involved with s4 in any capacity. He still has "Fishtank.live Cameraman and Producer" on his instagram bio.
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He probably has a real job now and that and his music means he has little time or motivation in being a wigger cameraman/bouncer at wigger wage rates and working conditions. The guy is too normie and functional to remain in Fishtank/MDE orbit for an extended period.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
He probably has a real job now and that and his music means he has little time or motivation in being a wigger cameraman/bouncer at wigger wage rates and working conditions. The guy is too normie and functional to remain in Fishtank/MDE orbit for an extended period.
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Vance is so normie, he went to “college” (central Washington university) and has a “job” (plays 2 shows every 3 months and supposedly does DoorDash)

Normal, well adjusted young man https://youtu.be/oLXQ-zHhluc

Synthwave music vid https://youtu.be/vudrBzOKgWg
 
I actually really liked Vance's Joyride song even if it's a bit cheesy. It's way better than any of Freddie's music. Vance and Cole are the best ex-fish musicians... and Mizzy in a more ironic way lol.
 
NiggerLicker said:
Vance is so normie, he went to “college” (central Washington university) and has a “job” (plays 2 shows every 3 months and supposedly does DoorDash)
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And yet that's far more than Jet, Ben, Bicflame and most of the other wiggers could accomplish on their own without Big Daddy Sam's money and clout.
I can imagine being the bitch gopher on set to a bunch of superannuated "Lost Boys" gets tiring really quickly.
 
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