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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
You linked the IP2 thread instead, I think you didn't mean to do that.

Anyway, we could have spinoff threads but come on, it's just conGREGated and El Estanque, not 200 spinoffs. Like someone else said, offseason Fishtank thread is just spering about old happenings. I'm predicting that the spinoff threads will go slower than this thread (similar to Alex B. and Burt threads) and everything that's interesting will get crossposted anyways.
yeah here's the fishtank spinoff thread:
 
  1. The entirety of conGREGated is fishtank cast, so it's relevant here.
  2. "the pond" is literally being streamed on fishtank.live.
for these reasons posting in a separate thread is retarded. maybe in the future fishtank spin offs will warrant a spinoff thread but not now.
 
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jeff is a king lmao look at this nigga who sleeps like this

eat a dick honestly nobody cares nigga go fuck yourself
im not posting in another thread.

all this shit is related and only a certain group of people care about this shit, so it should all be put in one place.
spreading it out to multiple shits doesnt make sense
not trying to be an asshole but stop telling me to do shit i dont want to do.

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scottish guy is lifting and clanking weights while someone sleeps on couch
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Two problems with posting in the spinoff thread
1. ConGREGated and other spinoffs with actual FT people often affect the actual FT, so there'd need to be updates on those spinoffs in this thread periodically regardless
2. I don't want to see another fucking second of that Ukrainian torture porn trash while I'm checking in on ConGREGated or MexiTank

Otherwise I don't see a huge problem with separating things, especially as we get closer to the next season of Fishtank, whenever and whatever that may be. Idk if there's a reasonable compromise that we can make but I'd suggest having that demonic Slavic garbage moved to its own thread.
 
there's no reason to dilute shit. the thread is only 4k pages thats not overly large
IP2 does deserve its own thread and that kind of stuff, because thats it own retarded thing.
but spictank and gregtank does not. they're in the same universe as fishtank.

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this girl really handsy on everyone lol
 
I'd argue SeGREGated belongs in the thread. A lot of the people involved are directly involved in or have been in fish tank.

Spictank I've not bothered with but don't care if it's in the thread tbh. We're in content draught since S4 got canned early.
 
There just isn’t a lot of additional ground to tread wrt the wiggers and their fuckups. Jet Neptune is a pedo groomer, Sam Hyde is a scamming retard, and everyone is involved is fat, lazy, and incompetent. We know!

Until we have more info on season 5, the spinoffs are the most relevant shit to talk about— SeGREGated because its cast and crewed by Fishtank alumni, and SpicTank because it’s literally being broadcast on the Fishtank site.
 
Keep spin-offs and Fish updates in this thread. For heavy active times, Dear Feeder specifically made the Sneedchat room all the way back in S1 I believe? It was hard to log in during the downtime, don't entirely recall, but it slowed the thread down to specific moments and not the play-by-play of Sneedchat.
 
Low is the unpaid faggot who cares where and how others post
Backseat moderation is his kink. Don't kinkshame, bigot.

Back on the off topic: What ever happened to Greg saying there would be a firm bedtime for the contestants? Seemed like he was trying to mitigate missed content for the audience but there have been things running up to like 2am ET the first 2 days. That's maybe the biggest flaw I could see as it stands right now, short of Trish being nontent.
 
Backseat moderation is his kink. Don't kinkshame, bigot.

Back on the off topic: What ever happened to Greg saying there would be a firm bedtime for the contestants? Seemed like he was trying to mitigate missed content for the audience but there have been things running up to like 2am ET the first 2 days. That's maybe the biggest flaw I could see as it stands right now, short of Trish being nontent.
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Yesterday he said this in chat and they've been starting on time each day so far so seems like they're going according to schedule.
 
So...... is spictank ALL in spanish? how the fuck are you guys keeping up with all that ay caramba mi amigo etc?
I haven't been watching much but, from what I've seen, they have English auto-captions set up (shit, but better than nothing), MexiJet also says a lot in English and is quick to translate what people are saying.
 
So is fishtank done for considering S5 failed at this point?
I don't know if it hurts or helps them that Sam Hyde fucked up that interview too - but maybe them taking a few Ls will help to better align them for a new season.

Also: why the fuck are niggers talking about spictank and other shit in here? I know its tangentially related but it just makes this thread into a giant globohomo mess of "anything that is remotely similar to fishtank".

Can the mods please force separate threads for the spin off shows at this point because there have been like 5-10 different spin offs at this point and just keep this thread for Fishtank and Fishtank cast alone?
I'd rather be reading about any updates about the failure of S5 of Fishtank than the mexican version (which I could still read about it a dedicated thread)
If you have any kind of information on season 5, or even the failure of season 4 I'd love to hear it. Otherwise I very much prefer hearing about ConGREGated and the pond. Remember, the alternative is arguing about:
1. The quality of season two and whether Jimmy and Cole or the Wiggers are at fault
2. Which simp bait was the worse, and if it's Binx also about whether or not she is disgusting looking
3. Brendon or Burt and parasocial opinions of the wiggers supposed ethics/morals

Nevermind let them have a single megathread that becomes a giant clusterfuck to navigate over time.
This thread has never been ideal to keep up with the action. It's also really bad for getting up to date.
Especially for the last season. There were very little effort posts about it at all and there are way too many upvoted shitposts for the highlight function to work properly. I think the only good reason for an offshoot thread would be one that's updates/recaps only.
 
So...... is spictank ALL in spanish? how the fuck are you guys keeping up with all that ay caramba mi amigo etc?
The youtube stream has real time interpretation captions. They also speak English half the time. Mexijet speaks English to the audience when he addresses the camera and normally speaks in English.
 
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