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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Wait, so were there no plans for vance on season 4 at all? Was he not on the crew in any way? I thought they would bring him in as a freeloader since he was absent at the start, but it seems like the only plans were for letty, supposedly jimmy, and burt. Was he working on bloodgames 2?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Here is what MDE was charging for t-shirts back in 2017 by the way when I bought two from them. At some point Sam realized "Shit I can charge whatever I want and they will buy it!".
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Modern fishtank shirts for comparison. Literally almost tripled in price in the span of 8 years.
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Don't give them your money.
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I don’t know if it’s still true but I remember during S1 people were complaining that the fishtank shirts were extremely low quality. I remember during Bloodgames Jet admitted that the quality was poor and said that the new shirts would be better. I’m not sure if that’s actually true though. I think that the Diddy shirt I resold was around the same price as those shirts but it was very high quality and was probably the nicest shirt that I ever owned. However, I think that someone else makes the fishtank merch not whoever makes Sam’s regular merch.
 
Telecom said:
Wait, so were there no plans for vance on season 4 at all? Was he not on the crew in any way?
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Pretty obvious what is happening.
 
ricky ellie stream
edit - its just tts spam lmao

ellie "i look at 4chan and the archives. i dont see a lot of gooning just watermelly and hating"
aryeh "its been a lot of gay men but there has been some women who have expressed attraction for me"
"we videochatted for several hours and she showed me her drivers license"
LOOK AT THIS GUY

edit - jobe
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NylonPython said:
I found a copy of the Ellie live with Jet in the chat.
Archiving in the thread for posterity.
lenard responds to the elliegations-1.mp4
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Has she streamed without talking about her intact hymen? It is some odd meme that's passed by my awareness I guess.
I had some notes from the stream I recorded so it was easy to source.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
S1 shirts were so bad some people thought it was being done on purpose (cope). Iron-on tier.
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depends on the shirt; I got one of the fan-made designs (Goldstriker with the literal fish), and it has kept up with many washes. That's it though, wish they would go back to the fan submitted designs, it was more fun.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
26 bucks for a graphic design shirt in 2025 is fair I am specifically talking about the 40+ dollar ones I posted above. 43 bucks for a "McFishtank" shit is ridiculous. It does not cost 42 dollars to make that shirt and if it does they need to find a better manufacturer.
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It doesn't cost 25 bucks to make a tshirt either. They are paying cents for those shirts to be made and printed.
 
I dont like that the wiggers try to fuck contestants because the show is poorly ran. Otherwise, I dont care who they fuck, contestant or not. I do find it hilarious that S4 had so many virgins in one house though.
 
SeaSearching said:
depends on the shirt; I got one of the fan-made designs (Goldstriker with the literal fish), and it has kept up with many washes. That's it though, wish they would go back to the fan submitted designs, it was more fun.
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You mean Jet's McDonalds t-shirt doesn't do it for you?
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