🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Jobama]

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They're just openly taunting people at this point lmao

[LOUD ACCORDIAN MUSIC]
Ah yes beautiful girl you want Goran make you star, yes? Big star on Goran's Fishtank, come, come, come girl, Goran put you in reality tv show on internet, YES! You play game with Goran for the camera beautiful. You play game Goran give Fishbuck, you suck Goran give 2 Fishbuck. Very safe, very profit. I biggest producer in Sarajevo, make you big star beautiful, yes. You suck Goran for camera, do not suck Dragan he is filthy Serbian dog I kill you bitch only suck Goran my beautiful girl YES!

 

[StaatsanwaltvonSiemens]

Only seen a little bit of Extreme Peace but from what I saw I thought the construction worker sketch they did (Fix It! with Erick Hayden) was really funny. Never understood all the hate it's getting. It's good.

That is the reason people hate on it. Each episode had at least one or two good sketches, with episode 3 being the best overall.
With all the intermissions and artistic stuff cut in between and some sketches that just aren't funny, it's not meeting the expectations of something that took a lot of comedians and a long time to finish.
Personally I'm not hating it either, I just skip the bits between the sketches and hope that episode 4 will be better.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

This is genuinely funny and anyone pretending it isn't means the wiggers got in their head.

I dont think its funny but I also think having a highschooler play along with you grooming her is probably about the dumbest thing you could do. At best some people get that youre doing a troll, at worst most people are going to take it at face value (i.e. you invited a literal highschooler onto your reality show so you could fuck her when the show was done). I know its not as if Goran has the best reputation to begin with but this is only going to add to the growing shitstorm from S4 ending early.

NEVER BUYING MERCH, NEVER BUYING A PASS, NEVER PAYING.

 

[NylonPython]

I found a copy of the Ellie live with Jet in the chat.
Archiving in the thread for posterity.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There's screencapped posts on the Sam Hyde thread by some random troon barista in Boston that show he's pretty involved with his partner and kid (he's apparently is a regular customer there with his family). I think he just has a very thick and opaque wall between his personal life and professional life, and honestly, good on him for that. It shows that there's a core of normalcy under the public madman persona.

I'm more than a bit skeptical of some rando on 4chan saying something. Are there any pictures?

 

[Agares]

There's screencapped posts on the Sam Hyde thread by some random troon barista in Boston that show he's pretty involved with his partner and kid (he's apparently is a regular customer there with his family). I think he just has a very thick and opaque wall between his personal life and professional life, and honestly, good on him for that. It shows that there's a core of normalcy under the public madman persona.

If that's true, then he's really really good at compartmentalizing his life. Charles and Nick are also pretty normal dudes (relatively speaking) with their own families and lives outside of MDE that they talk about sometimes, whereas with Sam, we only ever hear stories about his exes.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

NEVER BUYING MERCH, NEVER BUYING A PASS, NEVER PAYING.

Anyone who buys a 45 dollar shirt that will ship six months later from the wiggers is a mark.

 

[Aidan]

I found a copy of the Ellie live with Jet in the chat.
Archiving in the thread for posterity.
lenard responds to the elliegations-1.mp4

Years of my life lost from cringe overdose.

 

[Agares]

Anyone who buys a 45 dollar shirt that will ship six months later from the wiggers is a mark.

At least Stickermule delivers its stuff in a reasonable amount of time and only a little bit of the money goes to the wiggers. Stickermule W.

 

[NylonPython]

Years of my life lost from cringe overdose.

Jet is going to be drawn and quartered in the city square for being a riceburner.

 

[Jobama]

Anyone who buys a 45 dollar shirt that will ship six months later from the wiggers is a mark.

I bought the RIP Diddy shirt from Sam and waited for him to get arrested so that I could sell it for double what I paid for.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Anyone who buys a 45 dollar shirt that will ship six months later from the wiggers is a mark.

Here is what MDE was charging for t-shirts back in 2017 by the way when I bought two from them. At some point Sam realized "Shit I can charge whatever I want and they will buy it!".

Modern fishtank shirts for comparison. Literally almost tripled in price in the span of 8 years.

Don't give them your money.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

The Zipp website still has a 2024 copyright and a grand opening aiming for April, yet nothing's been done with it and I don't think there was any of it on S4.

They had it at the beginning, but Freddy (and maybe other contestants as well) immediately started saying how bad it tasted and it disappeared…

 

[Agares]

Speak of the devil

 

[zigzag99]

Here is what MDE was charging for t-shirts back in 2017 by the way when I bought two from them. At some point Sam realized "Shit I can charge whatever I want and they will buy it!".
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Modern fishtank shirts for comparison. Literally almost tripled in price in the span of 8 years.
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Don't give them your money.

Buying their Merch is the single most reasonable way of supporting them. You actually get something useful in return

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

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Buying their Merch is the single most reasonable way of supporting them. You actually get something useful in return

Yeah, a t-shirt that says faggot, very useful for your average pride parade.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Ellie is active in her kick chat and says she's going to get a rape kit to put an end to #shortgate,


Claims shorts are from a discord user and not Jet:


Attached larger screencaps from her chat in this post

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Buying their Merch is the single most reasonable way of supporting them. You actually get something useful in return

26 bucks for a graphic design shirt in 2025 is fair I am specifically talking about the 40+ dollar ones I posted above. 43 bucks for a "McFishtank" shit is ridiculous. It does not cost 42 dollars to make that shirt and if it does they need to find a better manufacturer.

 

[Agares]

Yeah, a t-shirt that says faggot, very useful for your average pride parade.

An actual homo could get away with wearing it if they were covered in rainbows and dildos.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

Yeah, a t-shirt that says faggot, very useful for your average pride parade.

It actually says facgot, maybe you’re reading into it a bit much? Almost as if… the facgot here… is you?