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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
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bookers said:
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit
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Cole absolutely would not have lasted long even if he didn’t get told to leave. He was already started to shut down after the gator squats and some mild hassling from Trish. There’s no way that he would have been able to endure the icky puker boxing trajectory the show went on.
 
Jobama said:
Cole absolutely would not have lasted long even if he didn’t get told to leave. He was already started to shut down after the gator squats and some mild hassling from Trish. There’s no way that he would have been able to endure the icky puker boxing trajectory the show went on.
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bookers said:
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit
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It's a gay show. The faggot played his role perfectly. People wanted to see a total faggot crash out and it was brewing for that trajectory.
 
bookers said:
by the end they were letting him sit in a room alone and play xbox and he was still being a mopey faggot
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit

also "yeah but sam was trying to hurt cole in boxing"
tj had to go to the hospital bc of boxing and he didnt complain
coles just a bitch and he bitched out
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Season two revisionism, face the wall chud.

In all seriousness I think the Xbox thing is simplified far too much. You have to remember what Cole was being tasked with post JC elimination. To be a villain in a house where he had no allies. The Xbox bit wasn’t done to calm him, but to emphasize to the other fish that Cole was a special rich kid with wigger support. It was done to enhance Cole’s isolation and status as an antagonist in the Rich vs. Poors plot line.

As for the boxing, it wasn’t so much Cole being subjected to it as it was production sending him mixed signals. Cole understood what his role was, and was already embracing it. Production wanted him to be an antagonistic mastermind like Letty while also treating him like a retard/lolcow similar to Jon. As a production, you cannot give a fish your full support, emphasizing how important they are, then demean them in specifically hours later. It creates a kind of whiplash that eats away at a fish.

Cole’s major complaint during his before-elimination rant was he was being made into another Jon. He wasn’t getting the respect or support that should come with the territory of being an isolated antagonist central to the show’s narrative. A fish can only take so much before they get frustrated and shutdown.

Call it faggot behavior. Maybe it is. But that’s just the nature of being targeted. It’s once again a flaw in pacing brought about by wigger impatience and a desire to milk a popular fish for all they’re worth.
 
Why didn’t Ellie do anything half this interesting while she was on the show?

Boring fake slut wanted to play nice with everyone in the tank, then acts tough online. If she actually showed up to Angie’s house, it would probably end the same way as their wrestling match - with her tapping out like a bitch. This cunt may actually be my most hated contestant in fishtsnk history. Binx was also just there to farm simps, but at least she provided some content and filled the villain role. Ellie did literally nothing for two whole weeks. The only role she fills is jet’s concubine. Give me my top hats, I hate this bitch.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Season two revisionism, face the wall chud.
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its not
Lowercase I internet said:
It was done to enhance Cole’s isolation and status as an antagonist in the Rich vs. Poors plot line.
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he could have just not played it
Lowercase I internet said:
Cole’s major complaint during his before-elimination rant was he was being made into another Jon. He wasn’t getting the respect or support that should come with the territory of being an isolated antagonist central to the show’s narrative.
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he didnt have to be an antagonist theres nothing inherently antagonistic about his "detective cole" bit
also hes dumb for thinking hes better than jon
 
Madison Grant said:
Burt just went live and basically said that Fishtank scammed the audience:
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Around 30-35 minutes into his current stream (titled: BURTSTREAM 62 🔴BACK IN JERSEY - 4TH OF JULY COUNTDOWN )

Another clip about Burt saying he can't criticize fishtank or production:

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I do hope there’s still a chance of Burt going on Bloodgames 2, but with his resentment towards the wiggers, who knows…
I really hope they can still make it happen since they have huge potential for a good cast.
 
Ellie went live on Instagram for about an hour. It had some relevance. I clipped some odd things and I think I will upload the full thing.
On 4chan

Asks random people to smell her

Rape Jet
 
bookers said:
just the 13 acres is going to be worth a lot.

also its wild that people were saying the cops got called for bloodgames
they really arent close to other properties
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im assuming it was back here so like idk
there really isnt anything nearby
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I forget if it was Jet or Xavier but I remember seeing an interview where they said that nobody could hear the LARPing.
They were getting the cops called for blasting music and shooting off fireworks.
 
else_letter said:
Ellie went live on Instagram for about an hour. It had some relevance. I clipped some odd things and I think I will upload the full thing.
On 4chan
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someone on the ftl thread uploaded it

NylonPython said:
They were getting the cops called for blasting music and shooting off fireworks.
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yeah that makes sense that maybe people in the area did it because they're karens
still you should be fine as long as you do it during normal hours
i guess the bloodrave was prob at night maybe that was the issue.
 
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