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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
Strange, Letty is probably my favourite fish but Binx is easily one of my most disliked
Agreed, Letty is my all time favorite fish and Binx is my all time most hated fish. People liking Binx because they also like Letty makes no sense to me, they aren't even remotely similar.

Also, how the fuck is Jon so low on the list? He's literally in the bottom 5 most unpopular fish when he should be in the top 5 most beloved fish.
 
Agreed, Letty is my all time favorite fish and Binx is my all time most hated fish. People liking Binx because they also like Letty makes no sense to me, they aren't even remotely similar.

Also, how the fuck is Jon so low on the list? He's literally in the bottom 5 most unpopular fish when he should be in the top 5 most beloved fish.
He's good for the show but also very dislikeable and annoying, not a beloved retard.
 
Give everyone who was a season pass holder during S4 500 tokens or some shit, there, easy. I personally couldn't give a shit, I bought the $10 season pass, got more than my moneys worth over the 2 weeks.
The wiggers should've done that instead of going the passive aggressive email route. Just give everyone a stack of tokens plus the 100 they get per month so they have a nice stack saved up for whenever the next season is.
 
Ellie is like the kid on CoD that calls you a f@ggot, then you meet up to square and it turns out it's some 12 year old with spaghetti arms. I'm impressed how she sees herself as some bad bitch, but irl she is just a blank page with good looks.
 
He's good for the show but also very dislikeable and annoying, not a beloved retard.
I'm just gonna come out and say it, without Jon Bloodgames probably would have sucked. Xavier was great but he couldn't hold the whole show on his back, Jon was the MVP of Bloodgames.
 
A normal season: Pay 120$ to have a season pass for 6 weeks. ($20/week)
Season 4: Pay 10$ to have a season pass for 2 weeks. ($5/week)

Fishtank viewers will complain about anything. If they actually got their fantasy "big tiddy goth anime gf" or whatever, she'd tenderly fellate him, look into his eyes, and swallow with a smile, and then he would bitterly complain on 4chan later that her breath smells.
 
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But the fans are not allowed to signal that they know what fishtank is.

The famous house gaslight was my favorite thing of all the seasons.
Great idea but look at the caliber of the average Fishtank fan and ask yourself if they could keep a secret.

The answer is no, if you're wondering. They'd be obnoxiously self referential in a way that irritates Sam causing him to sperg out and break doors again (Cole season 2 and everyone in season 4) and then become liabilities who completely fuck over the gaslighting. (season 2 and 3)

The truth is, the wiggers are shit at casting. They have no discipline or desire to do background checks until the last minute. And that's the root cause of why we always have a crash out contestant who fucks everything over. Jet and the wiggers just don't care enough to take this properly seriously. Whilst telling themselves they're getting premium lolcows who are going to be great content.
 
A bit of compensation for the people who were subbed would probably result in less retards doing chargebacks though.
They are retards for paying in the first place, but they aren't retarded for doing chargebacks. They paid for something and didn't what they were promised. Why shouldn't they get at least partial refunds?
 
Great idea but look at the caliber of the average Fishtank fan and ask yourself if they could keep a secret.

The answer is no, if you're wondering. They'd be obnoxiously self referential in a way that irritates Sam causing him to sperg out and break doors again (Cole season 2 and everyone in season 4) and then become liabilities who completely fuck over the gaslighting. (season 2 and 3)

The truth is, the wiggers are shit at casting. They have no discipline or desire to do background checks until the last minute. And that's the root cause of why we always have a crash out contestant who fucks everything over. Jet and the wiggers just don't care enough to take this properly seriously. Whilst telling themselves they're getting premium lolcows who are going to be great content.
Another noteworthy example is: Brian was constantly snitching to the other fish about what production was asking him to do as well. Something to keep in mind.
 
The truth is, the wiggers are shit at casting. They have no discipline or desire to do background checks until the last minute. And that's the root cause of why we always have a crash out contestant who fucks everything over.
It’s usually not the contestants fault for crashing out. If anything, a major crash out is a sign of a good contestant being pushed or targeted way too much by prod. You’re right that the lack of background checks is bad for the show.

Seriously, think of every contestant who has had a major crash out on the show. Jon, Alex B, Summer, Jimmy, and (arguably) Cole. All of them were content machines who were pushed to the limit by prod before having a predictable meltdown a blind man could see coming. If prod understood when to take their foot off the gas then maybe we wouldn’t have a content drought halfway through every season.
 
brian really sucked in fishtank because he was like over the top with shit and really hamming it up
coincidentally this same thing made him pretty good in bloodgames. sheriff ben and deputy brian was pretty funny.
hes pretty decent when hes not the main character

as for jon, hes definitely entertaining. hes a fucking retarded sperg but thats why hes funny.
 
It’s usually not the contestants fault for crashing out. If anything, a major crash out is a sign of a good contestant being pushed or targeted way too much by prod. You’re right that the lack of background checks is bad for the show.

Seriously, think of every contestant who has had a major crash out on the show. Jon, Alex B, Summer, Jimmy, and (arguably) Cole. All of them were content machines who were pushed to the limit by prod before having a predictable meltdown a blind man could see coming. If prod understood when to take their foot off the gas then maybe we wouldn’t have a content drought halfway through every season.
I don't think Summer fits. She puked from stress looking for a lighter. She would have cracked on her own.
 
I don't think Summer fits. She puked from stress looking for a lighter. She would have cracked on her own.
Summer self-immolated but the point still stands. Jon was too much of a fragile tard and the others come down to production either targeting them until they crashed out and got eliminated/quit, or in Cole's case he got dogpiled and they did nothing to break it apart.
 
All of them were content machines who were pushed to the limit by prod before having a predictable meltdown a blind man could see coming. If prod understood when to take their foot off the gas then maybe we wouldn’t have a content drought halfway through every season.
I think the wiggers crashed out over Cole more than Cole crashed out. Like you've said before, if the wiggers let Cole decompress and vent his frustrations in B2 like they always did then Cole would have been completely fine.
 
I don't think Summer fits. She puked from stress looking for a lighter. She would have cracked on her own.
That's fair. She would definitely would have cracked eventually regardless of what Production did with her, but I do think they accelerated her inevitable descent into madness. She's probably the weakest example I gave imo
 
I think the wiggers crashed out over Cole more than Cole crashed out. Like you've said before, if the wiggers let Cole decompress and vent his frustrations in B2 like they always did then Cole would have been completely fine.
>Ben comes up and tells him to pack his shit and leave because his replacement's coming in, in an annoyed/hostile voice
>Cole was not kicked! We want him back!
 
I think the wiggers crashed out over Cole more than Cole crashed out. Like you've said before, if the wiggers let Cole decompress and vent his frustrations in B2 like they always did then Cole would have been completely fine.
by the end they were letting him sit in a room alone and play xbox and he was still being a mopey faggot
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit

also "yeah but sam was trying to hurt cole in boxing"
tj had to go to the hospital bc of boxing and he didnt complain
coles just a bitch and he bitched out
 
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