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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Aim For the Top! said:
And I still don't even know the exact nature OF whatever the problem is because they refuse to just say what the fuck is up.
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the house got evicted or w/e because they had people in the basement and it was a building code violation.
they posted the notice on the official fishtank account and we've been talking about it here for like 3 days now
 
ackack99 said:
so, was this a lie?
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How severe is your autism? Was it a lie??? Pretty sure it was an optimistic statement telling the fans that they're planning on coming back but aren't sure when and it won't be soon. I am actually dumbfounded by how many people ITT took "at least 24 hours" to mean "within 24 hours."
 
bango skank said:
“House in a warehouse” is my best case scenario, but I imagine the paperwork for permitting people living in an industrial property that’s previously been used for who knows what is orders of magnitude more complicated than having people stay in a house you fucking own and Goran couldn’t figure that out so my hopes are subterranean. Unironically I think this is the end of Fishtank, if I’m wrong I’ll put on whatever the wigger equivalent of a burger suit is.
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that's valid, if Jet fucked up residential paperwork I can see him very easily fucking up commercial property paperwork
 
They should build a house with moveable walls and when the fish are sleeping, they rearrange the walls. Or a fish goes to take a shit, come out to a different floorplan.
 
ChumChumbler said:
I didn't watch S3, so I didn't know that they did the RV thing before. I guess if it didn't work out, it's good they didn't do it again.
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It's sort of ironic because most people would prefer that over nothing but they made such a big deal about not doing it again, thinking they weren't going to have to, and now it's their only option and they can't.
 
Sam Losco said:
They should build a house with moveable walls and when the fish are sleeping, they rearrange the walls. Or a fish goes to take a shit, come out to a different floorplan.
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They should do Trailerparktank. Instead of bedrooms, it's different trailers and the dining room is just the communal park.
 
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Alright, fess up, who all is getting the award?
 
bookers said:
the house got evicted or w/e because they had people in the basement and it was a building code violation.
they posted the notice on the official fishtank account and we've been talking about it here for like 3 days now
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That’s the second house, but it’s still not even clear how they were forced out of the initial season one house. Legitimately, unless the wiggers were having friends over and constantly hanging out outside the house, I don’t see how anything they were doing would justify the town forcing them out of a property they own. Season three ended with them being forced out of the property, this season had them kicked out of two separate properties. The way I see it, BG2 isn’t happening unless it’s already been planned to take place somewhere else than the S3 property, and FT season 5 has a barrier to entry that Jet&Co wont be able to meet.
Sam Losco said:
They should build a house with moveable walls and when the fish are sleeping, they rearrange the walls. Or a fish goes to take a shit, come out to a different floorplan.
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This is the dream scenario. Virtual Insanity style moving rooms that get rearranged when the fish are unaware. JamiroquaiTank is the goal.
 
Hyde should buy the most shitty dilapidated house in Detroit he can find and film the next season in it.
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Bonus points if it comes included with free fent zombies and used syringes
 
bango skank said:
but it’s still not even clear how they were forced out of the initial season one house.
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S1 House: Unclear, criminal charges against the owner though
S2 House: Condemned for no egress in basement
S3 House: Was close to a disorderly charge last season

I get the S2 house, that makes sense, sure, but the other two arent adding up here, especially the S3 house. Jet and Ben literally live there in the guest house, they've got dozens of people working inside and even more outside for BG2 and all the sudden they can't film there?
 
Wouldn't it be smarter for them to buy a rural piece of a farm land, build all the buildings they need on it and do it from there? The thing Tim Pool does.
 
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