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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Invading criminals getting free housing blocs and amazon accounts = A okay in AIPAC America.
Guys filming TV show in their house = Oy vey shut it down, call the pigs!

Americanda is tiresome.
8888 said:
I'd just like to say that seeing people across multiple sites mobilize to dox phonebook one redditor was perhaps the most beautiful thing I've witnessed from this community.
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Fucking with redditors is always acceptable. I've lost my patience for that site and the "people" on it.
 
Someone on X made a total amount of money the contestants earned by the end. That includes the split prize money from the 50k.
Daniel
Fishbucks:$ 1,400
Split prize: $8,000
Total: $9,400
Seth
Fishbucks: $4,500
Split Prize: $8,000
Total $12,500
Ellie
Fishbucks: $4,100
Split Prize: $8,000
Total $12,100
Freddy
Fishbucks: $3,500
Split Prize: $8,000
Total $11,500
Direnc
Fishbucks: (USD) : $3,700
Split Prize: (USD) : $8,000
Total (USD) : $11,700
Fishbucks (AUD) : $5,639
Split Prize (AUD) : $12,193
Total (AUD): $17,835
Aryeh
Fishbucks: $400
Split Prize $8,000
Total: $8,400
 
for everyone who is jonesing - airsoft is doing a locked in the box 24 hour stream
its not much, but it's something

mizzy is also doing whatever this is
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This is fucked up

I am being denied my retarded weirdo freak with learning disabilities and personality disorders torture livestream

I am being denied because of some faggot boomer redditor

And am am being denied because WIGGERS who huff galaxy gas through a nasal cannula are too retarded to get permits and not antagonize the local government.

Fishtank fans: "Jet could you put the Galaxy Gas down and actually make the show good and also make sure we can actually watch it"
Jeet Neptroon, out of his mind and off his ass on Galaxy Gas, barely coherent and drooling all over himself as he is seated upon the Golden Galaxy Gas Throne upon which he has been interred since April of 2023: "durr uuuuuh duuur change culture duuur uuuuh durrr, finna boutta cop some New retarded looking $2000 Balenciaga shoes, also fuck Kiwifarms btw"
 
bango skank said:
Massive amounts of coping happening itt rn. Wiggers didn’t just drop the ball, they shoved it up their own ass. Fishtank is dead, there’s no recovery from an L of this size in season four of your production. It was fun while it lasted but it’s never been more over.
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certified coper but tbh it isn't the worst possible situation. This show prints money and they're selling all their other properties. With the selling of all other properties and whatever is leftover in savings from the previous seasons, it's not out of the realm of possibility to do the "house in a warehouse" concept that they've thrown around. That would solve the neighbor-problems, and if S5 is entertaining and runs for it's full tenure I could see the project easily recapturing the viewerbase. Fishtank fans are in an abusive relationship, and we can shit talk the wiggers all we want rn but we all know we'll be tuning in for S5 (if it comes out lol)
 
Syracuse Orange said:
certified coper but tbh it isn't the worst possible situation. This show prints money and they're selling all their other properties. With the selling of all other properties and whatever is leftover in savings from the previous seasons, it's not out of the realm of possibility to do the "house in a warehouse" concept that they've thrown around. That would solve the neighbor-problems, and if S5 is entertaining and runs for its full tenure I could see the project easily recapturing the viewerbase. Fishtank fans are in an abusive relationship, and we can shit talk the wiggers all we want rn but we all know we'll be tuning in for S5 (if it comes out lol)
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It will take years for them to build an entire house inside of a warehouse. It’s over.
 
They really need to peel off a consolation spiff, especially for the VIP viewers. Give everyone a generous dollop of fish tokens in exchange for their stox or something. Give everyone an "I'm sorry" 5k fish tokens towards next season.
 
Well, they took the best possible course of action starting from yesterday.

But it shouldn't have gotten to yesterday's situation. I don't understand how the fuck they couldn't have thought to get ahead of whatever the problem is after the way Season 3 went. And I still don't even know the exact nature OF whatever the problem is because they refuse to just say what the fuck is up. I can't give them any benefit of the doubt when all we have to go on is possibly-related reddit posts and speculation. Jet & co. might have wasted a fantastic cast here, and it's going to be by the grace of GOD that any of the best of the Fish buy back in to the show after however long it's gonna take to get everything spun up again.

I want my $10 back.
 
Syracuse Orange said:
certified coper but tbh it isn't the worst possible situation. This show prints money and they're selling all their other properties. With the selling of all other properties and whatever is leftover in savings from the previous seasons, it's not out of the realm of possibility to do the "house in a warehouse" concept that they've thrown around. That would solve the neighbor-problems, and if S5 is entertaining and runs for it's full tenure I could see the project easily recapturing the viewerbase. Fishtank fans are in an abusive relationship, and we can shit talk the wiggers all we want rn but we all know we'll be tuning in for S5 (if it comes out lol)
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“House in a warehouse” is my best case scenario, but I imagine the paperwork for permitting people living in an industrial property that’s previously been used for who knows what is orders of magnitude more complicated than having people stay in a house you fucking own and Goran couldn’t figure that out so my hopes are subterranean. Unironically I think this is the end of Fishtank, if I’m wrong I’ll put on whatever the wigger equivalent of a burger suit is.
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
This is the big retarded twist
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lowkey I was thinking the same thing too, but I don't understand why kneecapping their own show would be a fun twist for anyone. But if anyone were to do it, it would be MDE lmao.

in the original s4 announcement video they said the twist was a "stripe of a different hue", if you wanna be schizo n hold onto cope then you can interpret that as the "thin blue line" but atp I'm going with the idea that we never got to see the twist :(
 
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