🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
There was confusion over which bits of the body went to which butthole and gendered peepee doctors. I thought it was weird that the butthole doctor did the prostate because women also have buttholes and no prostate. I also thought it weird that a gynecologist did the entire reproductive system for women but the men's reproductive system was split between two doctors, one of which was a general urinary tract doctor for men and women (Urologist).

He clarified that a Urologist is strictly a male reproductive and urinary tract doctor (including prostate), a Gynecologist was the female reproductive and urinary tract doctor, and Proctologists no longer exist and are instead called Colorectal Surgeons that you'd not go to for a prostate exam unless referred due to serious concerns. So the confusion was mostly that Urologists aren't urinary tract doctors but instead male reproductive doctors, and Proctologist is an obsolete term.
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They're going to look to sell the properties ASAP and fuck off somewhere that they won't get fucked with.
He mentioned the build a house in a warehouse plan as a good possibility.
 
He clarified that a Urologist is strictly a male reproductive and urinary tract doctor (including prostate)
That's not even true. Urologists can and do treat female urinary tract issues.
 
So the future is a Fishtank compound in a more friendly locale. Probably for the best and once they harden their infrastructure, it'll be better.

This is bittersweet.
 
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