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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
no-exit said:
Ian taking advantage of the downtime to advertise his... Onlyfans? Someone tell Burt.
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EDIT: apparently this was known during S3. I am late and gay, and will commit sudoku
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Ian having his Xitter name set to ian_fishtank when all he did on the show was sit around, sleep, make food, and argue with Jobe is comedy. I love this lazy Mexican (you can't say dat man). And he STILL doesn't fully understand the show!
 
Mörkö said:
Ian having his Xitter name set to ian_fishtank when all he did on the show was sit around, sleep, make food, and argue with Jobe is comedy. I love this lazy Mexican (you can't say dat man). And he STILL doesn't fully understand the show!
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ian was my favorite fish tho
 
It is my belief that it's taking so long to restart, because they lost freddy and he's too blitzed out of his mind to find his way back.
 
I hope (🌈) someone on production has the good sense to get a confessional cam live once they know for sure they are restarting. Get each Fish to tell their version of what happened during the eviction and what they've been up to in the meantime. Work from bottom to top on the stox list so you'd actually have an interested audience by the time the real cameras go live.
 
coof coof said:
why not literally any other pussy?
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How do you know this??? i don't want to be a jet defender, I really don't, but this is not a big deal. You gave six different scenarios for how he pulls women and somehow all of them are wrong? Jet has a huge crew of friends in the new England area. They're going out to eat at tables for a group of twenty, people know who they are. There is not one single thing more attractive to women than a man with high social status and/or money. "Doesn't matter if he's fat because he must be important. He must have a ton of options. I want to get with him to see what doors can open for me."
When a girl wants you, all your jokes are funny. All your stories are interesting. It is natural social dynamics as old as time. It might not seem fair or make you happy but that's just how the game works. A freak like Jet pulls women easily and opportunistically and most likely won't waste a lot of time on one if he can't.

Not all guys are talking to a girl for six weeks on Tinder before getting rejected for a date.
 
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Egress said:
It is my belief that it's taking so long to restart, because they lost freddy and he's too blitzed out of his mind to find his way back.
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I heard he ran to the nearest bar, opened a tab, drank himself to oblivion and tried paying with fishbucks.
 
BelUwUga said:
I hope (🌈) someone on production has the good sense to get a confessional cam live once they know for sure they are restarting. Get each Fish to tell their version of what happened during the eviction and what they've been up to in the meantime. Work from bottom to top on the stox list so you'd actually have an interested audience by the time the real cameras go live.
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I like good idea posts like this because it helps settle my expectations, knowing full well they will not be doing anything like that.
 
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The shitty thing is it happened over a weekend
I'm looking at contractors and it doesnt seem like installing a egress door/window is a ton of work or super expensive (less than 2k-10k depending on what you're doing) and I think that there are contractors that could come out and do it in a day.

The real problem (for them) I think would be getting permitting for it
review "starts within 15 days" and then takes "5-15 days"
so at max it would take up to a month to get a permit for it.

But I think if you got a contractor who was experienced in the process they could probably speed it up.

Anyways, the best option for them is probably just to go back to famous house.
 
bookers said:
Anyways, the best option for them is probably just to go back to famous house.
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I'm way out of the loop, but wasn't there talk of the S3 house also having some sort of legal issue or some issue with damp ? I honestly can't remember but I do remember reading stuff about it at the time. S3 house in general would have been perfect since it is much more isolated than the S1/S2 houses.
 
BrightonAndHoveAlbion said:
I'm way out of the loop, but wasn't there talk of the S3 house also having some sort of legal issue or some issue with damp ? I honestly can't remember but I do remember reading stuff about it at the time. S3 house in general would have been perfect since it is much more isolated than the S1/S2 houses.
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They're also prepping BG2 right now and the house is likely being used for that, whether its storage or housing people working on it.
 
BrightonAndHoveAlbion said:
I'm way out of the loop, but wasn't there talk of the S3 house also having some sort of legal issue or some issue with damp ? I honestly can't remember but I do remember reading stuff about it at the time. S3 house in general would have been perfect since it is much more isolated than the S1/S2 houses.
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Yeah we don't know exactly what happened with that, but you're right that something happened.

Also as far as the original house goes, it seems like they were hoisted by their own retard.
The only reason they need to have escape routes in the basement is because they had people down there.
If all the fish had just stayed in the regular house then it wouldn't have been an issue.

Granted, they moved down there for a reason. But it might have been better to just deal with the cops rather than the building inspectors.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
It's a very safe decision to completely disregard anything and everything Empathchan says. She's a contender for most unhinged woman on Twitter.
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I might be getting her mixed up with another unhinged e-ho on twitter, but doesn't she openly smoke crack/meth in twitter videos?

I mean, that's the type of skank this shit is coming from. Jet is an odd creepy sumbitch, but him leveraging FT to bang out bottom rung pussy isn't something to be too judgemental about.
 
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