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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
People moralfagging about legal consenting adults allegedly hooking up are kinda retarded. Fishtank is adult-oriented entertainment that makes about as much money as any other successful small business. It's not like Jet is a rich Minecraft YouTuber taking advantage of 13 year olds, nor is he a P.E. teacher offering passing grades for blowies.
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I don't think Jet deserves to have sex with any woman. I'm not moralfagging I'm just straight up hating.
 
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
People moralfagging about legal consenting adults allegedly hooking up are kinda retarded. Fishtank is adult-oriented entertainment that makes about as much money as any other successful small business. It's not like Jet is a rich Minecraft YouTuber taking advantage of 13 year olds, nor is he a P.E. teacher offering passing grades for blowies.
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she was a 22 year old child you disgusting pedo enabler
 
My reaction when wheners

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Ever Seen A Rolex said:
Lmao fair point.
Related, I really thought he was gonna begin a full blown Chad arc when he was looking good during Bloodgames. Maybe some day he wouldn't have needed an online show to get gash.
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Jet had two paths, stop doing drugs and maybe get fit and become a chad, or keep doing drugs and become a fat goblin twinkdeath victim

that galaxy gas was talking to him like the green goblin mask
 
If you are busy working (allegedly) 24/7 like Jet, wouldn't it be more convenient to respond to the girls that come to you first for your power, money, job? Courting takes forever. Also if you watch old MDE videos Jet used to be a handsome guy. The OLD video of them reacting to the Summer of Love talking on a couch playing with a scimitar... Jet actually looked like a normal guy. Can't find it I think it's a HWD video locked on their site.

Girls care less about fat boys these days probably because all their dad's were fat guys who drank their whole life. Also the DadBod conditioning psyop was a success.
 
I know it’s gay but for real might as well scrap it and rename it I know you’d have go fuck with whatever dumb llc you made and people would be mad but at this point just give us hell house. Ending it here would be like a lynch film. It’s kinda surreal
For real I’m hoping they come out ok. Nobody else is doing this type of content but there is someone on 4chan ads advertising something called torture chamber or something. Idk who tf runs that
Hope they get the Reddit nigger and all that.
I was a pre day one faggot and this whole thing has been fascinating. This is just my 2 scents
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Ever Seen A Rolex said:
People moralfagging about legal consenting adults allegedly hooking up are kinda retarded. Fishtank is adult-oriented entertainment that makes about as much money as any other successful small business. It's not like Jet is a rich Minecraft YouTuber taking advantage of 13 year olds, nor is he a P.E. teacher offering passing grades for blowies.
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i’m glad that when fishtank is down, the only acceptable topics is debating the age of consent
 
so bECAUSE OF NO UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID FISHTANK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “SOON??!?” AND THEN HE CHECKED THE WEBSITE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT JET UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD


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