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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
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I’m sorry but I think Jon’s tweets are hilarious.
 
I hope you guys know that Chimplord1997 is purposely making everyone in this thread mad because it's easy to rile everyone up. It's really annoying checking for fishtank updates, and everyone in this thread is taking low-effort bait.
 
Not sure if this has already been posted, but this "Jet Weinstein" TTS gives me a chuckle.
 
Aim For the Top! said:
Hitting on adult women is not grooming; that's a complete reddit take to describe it as such. Call Jet Neptroon a creep all you want, but this Gen-Z trend of shaming men for sleeping with other adults is peak The Raped behavior.
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It's reverse ladder-pulling. Boomers on average dated way younger, facets of millennials did too(the based ones). Now zoomers are feeling the burn of seeing their older brothers get the women in their age group rugged out from under their feet by older dudes that have boats and RV's and luxury condominiums they bought back when the housing market wasn't raped

Boomers created incels by pursuing much younger women and making it impossible for millennials to compete while also giving millennial men the Amazing Dating Advice of being sensitive young men that act like Disney Princes and simp hard. Now zoomers are hard-shaming that same behavior when millennials try and do it because they see(consciously or not) the fruits it bore.
I bet Gen Alpha are gonna be on full blown demon time and simultaneously inherit having zero sexual morals from millennials and the desire to date younger from boomers(wow dad and grandpa are cool but my older zoomer brother who got divorced twice is a huge faggot!)

Gen Z is stuck in this weird spot where it's cool to be a prude and all sexuality must be codified and adhere to their norms or else it's evil and immoral to them(while also making onlyfans the second they turn 18 because it's "based and liberating" to sell feet pics to internet freakz)
 
Doesn't a lot of the pedo rants come from women who have hit the wall long ago and so they spend their time ranting online about rich older men like Leonardo Decaprio and calling him a pedo for exclusively dating women in their early twenties? When people point out that these women are over eighteen and are technically adults with free will, these old hags will move the goalposts and screech "It's still disgusting! Five years ago that girl was graduating high school! Everyone knows that scientifically a woman's brain hasn't fully developed before 25 years! This is technically child rape! This twenty four year old can't consent to dating this rich older man! He needs to be castrated!"
 
ackack99 said:
Mauro eventually lightened up after markyposting and was gonna do his own fishtank spinoff
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Mauro doing a spinoff is actually genius. They'll be able to save massively by using a single static image instead of live video streams, plus you don't need a chat feature if there's nothing to talk about and no one cares.
Halloween23 said:
I'll never forget that the first thing Sylvia did when she got her phone back during the season 1 swatting was raise her onlyfans price.
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She does that regularly because she's charging by the pound.
 
ackack99 said:
he might be upset over the fact the KSTV he filmed with Sam in 2017 never dropped and they led him on into thinking he'd be in an Extreme Peace sketch then dropped him. but i dont think he'd take that out on Jet, he'd take it out on Sam, and hes never markyposted or anything like that. i think hes still close with Charls and Erick, so theres still a bit of an MDE bridge there, but the Fishtank bridge is gone, which sucks because i think he could've made a great freeloader, especially when drunk. if you've seen his streams, he gets wild.

i dont really understand why he takes such a moral high ground with Jet. i feel like hes always had some weird grudge with Fishtank, so maybe behind the scenes something happened between them. and i remember him crashing out on stream a few times over a few Fishtank girls he was trying to hit up rejecting him or something lol, maybe its some incel rage and jealousy towards Jet. for the record, i do mostly like the guy, but he is definitely very bipolar.
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I think you'd have to do something pretty fucking retarded to get Eggy to hate you. He doesn't hate Florian and that guy straight up pulled an "it's either me or him" move on the podcast Mumkey does. And Florian is one of the most easily hateable people out there.
 
foam rolla said:
Doesn't a lot of the pedo rants come from women who have hit the wall long ago and so they spend their time ranting online about rich older men like Leonardo Decaprio and calling him a pedo for exclusively dating women in their early twenties? When people point out that these women are over eighteen and are technically adults with free will, these old hags will move the goalposts and screech "It's still disgusting! Five years ago that girl was graduating high school! Everyone knows that scientifically a woman's brain hasn't fully developed before 25 years! This is technically child rape! This twenty four year old can't consent to dating this rich older man! He needs to be castrated!"
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I feel like a lot of the comments calling Jet disgusting for sleeping with a bunch of young attractive women are just jealous people seething that they can't do the same.
 
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