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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
i believe we're at or approaching 48 hours. whats the morale at?
I fucking hate this thread right now. Maybe nick rekeita will fart or boss man Jack will lose a hundred dollars and the resultant sperging over shit-tier cows will rotate this off the front page if we’re really lucky.
 
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So, gang. how's the 48 hours no fishtank coming along? right now just trying to find shit to watch, if any of you wanna help it's in Q&A
 
do you have a single piece of evidence to support this? lets finally set this straight because this has been a game of "retard telephone". the source of the first claim comes from Encyclopedia Dramatica. there were no further sources, no DMs, no proof of the claim, just the claim itself. thats not to say its false, but theres no real evidence. however, the most incriminating part, about her being underaged, is wrong. in the ED article, it said he got rejected and cried LIKE a 16 year old girl, not that the girl was 16. read it yourself. also, he couldnt have been 30 at the time because this article is from about five years ago, and he just turned 33.

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as for the second claim about his gf, again, you're going to need some proof. Frank's gf recently turned 21, and the earliest instances of her appearing with Frank (that i've seen, at least) were from about a year ago when they met WorldofTshirts. meaning you'll need to prove they were in contact over three years ago. go ahead and do it, otherwise shut the fuck up. idc if you like Frank or not, but spreading baseless rumors about grooming and shit is straight retarded. prove me wrong tho.
I believe he actually addressed this in Season 2 cause one of the Fish was taunting him about it cause they were informed by TTS or something, I might be misremembering but it was in the doghouse room with either TJ or Shinji

I'm almost certain the pedophile Team Gamerfood claims come from him threatening to fuck some womans baby when he was griefing on CSGO with them but I haven't seen that video in probably a decade so I might be misremembering.


Found the vid, it was myg0t and also I don't think its frank speaking, but he did upload it originally
 
So, gang. how's the 48 hours no fishtank coming along? right now just trying to find shit to watch, if any of you wanna help it's in Q&A
I'd recommend checking out Kiwi Farms Movie Night if you want to watch something but aren't sure what to watch. They play all kinds of great movies and other videos there, I've always considered it the happiest place on the internet. They run every weekend Friday to Sunday, though Friday is the busiest day for KFMN.
 
Unbelievable that the show still isn’t back up. So the house is condemned, buy some fucking tents and have them stream from the back yard while keeping the noise down until you figure out a real solution. Get a couple connected rooms at a local hotel and air IntermissionTank from there. Anything. Throwing your hands up and just losing an entire weekend of content two weeks in is crazy.
 
I have no doubt that the wiggers will bring back the show in some shape or form, but I seriously doubt they'll be able to recover from this - even if they manage to get back into a fully wired house. Jet said it himself in his confessional with Aryeh: days feel like weeks in tank time. I'm paraphrasing, but he basically said Fishtank fans are like people with a "habit" - and after a week without the tank, they break that habit and go back to their lives. Once that happens, it's hard for them to get back into it. That effect is already showing. Just look at the #fishtanklive hashtag on Twitter - it's dead. No activity is worse than doomposting.

As for the Fish themselves, they’ve just had two days (and possibly more) of access to their phones, fresh air, and the real world. Maybe they're locked in a hotel, but probably not considering there's no cameras. Either way, immersion is completely broken. The cracks were already starting to show even before the move to Bunkertank - Direnc basically checked out once she realized the core rules of Fishtank (stay inside, no weed) aren’t actually enforced.

RVTank - unwatchable as it was - would honestly be preferable to this mess, because at least it would’ve kept the Fish in stasis while the wiggers figured their shit out.

It’s over.
 
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Last time I paid attention to Fishtank was the first few days. I remember Josie being an autist stuck in her own world. Now I see Bam Margera featured and a SWATting. Thread tourist or not, it's sad when we can't laugh at or with retards on the internet. Who's the fan favourite this time before the show got cancelled indefinitely?
 
Last time I paid attention to Fishtank was the first few days. I remember Josie being an autist stuck in her own world. Now I see Bam Margera featured and a SWATting. Thread tourist or not, it's sad when we can't laugh at or with retards on the internet. Who's the fan favourite this time before the show got cancelled indefinitely?
Jet Neptune
 
Last time I paid attention to Fishtank was the first few days. I remember Josie being an autist stuck in her own world. Now I see Bam Margera featured and a SWATting. Thread tourist or not, it's sad when we can't laugh at or with retards on the internet. Who's the fan favourite this time before the show got cancelled indefinitely?
Freddy has been pretty legendary. Man needed zero push to dump a piss bucket in the cell. Fuck around!
 
Last time I paid attention to Fishtank was the first few days. I remember Josie being an autist stuck in her own world. Now I see Bam Margera featured and a SWATting. Thread tourist or not, it's sad when we can't laugh at or with retards on the internet. Who's the fan favourite this time before the show got cancelled indefinitely?
Fans are pretty split on Freddy (content, Drunk, new Yorke) Drenc (whore, wog, tries to win) Elli (SHES 18 YOU SICK FUCK) and Aryeh (autistic proud boy who cant tie his shoes)
 
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havent fact checked this myself, but big if true. 40 year old man threw away a good job to be in the radius of barely legal Asian pussy. money well spent!
 
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