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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
/ftl/ has fully 'booked Ellie and her family. For documentation and archival purposes, I'm going to repost it here.
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Ellie / Leonard / Eleanor Moon / noided.e / smegmaoverlord / lenardlegend / lolcowleonard​

First, Ellie's full name is ELEANOR MOON. Has the same surname as our dear Sneeder :null:.
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Then, her parents are Nguyen Cuong Dinh and Chea Won Moon. Both are divorced.
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Her father, Cuong Dinh Nguyen, is a doctor with a license from California whose primary practice address is in Hawaii at an army medical center.
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Her methhead mother, Chea Won Moon, has another girl who goes by the name Briggitte Smyrnos, who filed a DV Protection order against her.
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Her sister, Briggitte Smyrnos, is a model from San Diego, just as Ellie said about her on the show.
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so is ellie's mom really a homeless crackhead? i've noticed zoomers like to lie about shit like this to make their lives seem harder for extra internet clout points or whatever.

also just want to add that the 500k in 2 weeks metric is probably fucked. it looks like that site is tracking TTS / fishbux which the wiggers and probably a fuckton of people they gave it to have mint perms. they can literally just make fishbux whenever they want and it probably looks like a purchase on the site's backend.
 
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Rache Bartmoss said:
/ftl/ has fully 'booked Ellie and her family. For documentation and archival purposes, I'm going to repost it here.
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Ellie / Leonard / Eleanor Moon / noided.e / smegmaoverlord / lenardlegend / lolcowleonard​

First, Ellie's full name is ELEANOR MOON. Has the same surname as our dear Sneeder :null:.
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Then, her parents are Nguyen Cuong Dinh and Chea Won Moon. Both are divorced.
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Her father, Cuong Dinh Nguyen, is a doctor with a license from California whose primary practice address is in Hawaii at an army medical center.
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Her methhead mother, Chea Won Moon, has another girl who goes by the name Briggitte Smyrnos, who filed a DV Protection order against her.
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Her sister, Briggitte Smyrnos, is a model from San Diego, just as Ellie said about her on the show.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JksvlAJwBZYPreservetube
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The Austronesian genes from her Viet Dad and the Siberian genes from her Gook Mom help to subtract some of the yellowness of the respective traits (besides the caved in sinoskull) associated so she looks kinda happa despite being full east Asian.
 
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Rache Bartmoss said:
/ftl/ has fully 'booked Ellie and her family. For documentation and archival purposes, I'm going to repost it here.
View attachment 7573037

Ellie / Leonard / Eleanor Moon / noided.e / smegmaoverlord / lenardlegend / lolcowleonard​

First, Ellie's full name is ELEANOR MOON. Has the same surname as our dear Sneeder :null:.
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Then, her parents are Nguyen Cuong Dinh and Chea Won Moon. Both are divorced.
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Her father, Cuong Dinh Nguyen, is a doctor with a license from California whose primary practice address is in Hawaii at an army medical center.
View attachment 7573045
Link

Her methhead mother, Chea Won Moon, has another girl who goes by the name Briggitte Smyrnos, who filed a DV Protection order against her.
View attachment 7573051
Link

Her sister, Briggitte Smyrnos, is a model from San Diego, just as Ellie said about her on the show.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JksvlAJwBZYPreservetube
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> Smyrnos
>Simmons
Think about it.....
Also put her on fishtank live as a freeloader. Call her Nellie and gaslight everyone into thinking she's 17.
 
foam rolla said:
Friendship with Ellie has ended. Now Briggitte is my best girl.
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she went by the name Gigi Angelini Moon for her modelling. and was a twitch titty streamer.
her and ellie went viral on korean social media a few years ago for a lilo and stitch cosplay.

Gigi/Briggitte was on a podcast a few years ago and mentions Ellie at 34:16




 

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the condemnation legally checks out, which actually sucks. maybe if they'd kept them in the s1 house while they staged s2 it never would've happened. still doubt the validity of them being kicked from the first house since the cops seemed really chill and aware of the situation in every bodycam video released so far.

looks like after the swatting the authorities decided keeping them all in a basement wasn't kosher due to the lack of multiple exits and this is actual real legal trouble that's fucking up the show and not a bit :( fucking gay.
 
Aidan said:
Came for the Daniel Dance, stayed for the Alex B Shuffle.
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My favorite ft dance was Ben's new dance but during bitchtank.
CRINGETOP1A said:
she went by the name Gigi Angelini Moon for her modelling. and was a twitch titty streamer.
her and ellie went viral on korean social media a few years ago for a lilo and stitch cosplay.

Gigi/Briggitte was on a podcast a few years ago and mentions Ellie at 34:16
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That cosplay is genuinely really cute and very wholesome!
 
CRINGETOP1A said:
she went by the name Gigi Angelini Moon for her modelling. and was a twitch titty streamer.
her and ellie went viral on korean social media a few years ago for a lilo and stitch cosplay.

Gigi/Briggitte was on a podcast a few years ago and mentions Ellie at 34:16
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Between what she's said about her Mom and now seeing what her sister looks like, I kinda feel sorry for Ellie.
 
Thee Witchfinder said:
I'm going to catch everyone in this thread up, especially if you're here from the feature.

Fishtank is an online reality show hosted by Sam Hyde. There's a lot of wacky challenges and gross-out shit and just general madness and craziness with very kino moments that occur every so often. Every season there's problems with law enforcement. The crew for the show are wiggers and they and Sam did not have enough foresight to communicate with the police to prevent this from continuing to happen.
Tonight, on this season, S4, a 63 year old anti-Trump pro-Kamala self-admitted lonely depressed suicidal Subaru-driving blue-hair-child-raiser very Jewish assmad REDDITOR who lives just over an hour away from the house they were streaming in swatted the show and literally SHUT IT DOWN, proceeded to drive past and take a 4 second video of the wiggers and contestants standing outside to post and earn le epic Intardnet points, which was followed by him getting thoroughly doxed in record time and indirectly confirmed the dox was good by deleting every account he had on the Internet including his Reddit, Instagram, and Facebook.

TL;DR We did it Reddit.
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Thank you for the catch up kiwi bro.

Question, the throwaway the guy id’d himself as being “only 17” on a throwaway, are we sure it’s the older person and not the kid? Or was it someone larping as a kid for less trouble from the community?
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Reflecting on the season, for the time we had it, there are certain things I wish they'd done differently, but I was fairly pleased overall. I thought the cast was a bunch of duds, but as they got more comfortable with each other, I came to like each and every one of those retards, in their own way. I know people didn't really care much for Dan or Ellie, but they had their own subtle moments.

If I had to single out any one particular thing that I think production needs to think about, it's the level of obfuscation and gaslighting that goes on around the structure of the show. Only a chaos agent like Freddy thrives in that environment. Direnc and Aryeh, who were both game to do pretty much any challenge, routinely started crashing out as it became apparent to them that there really weren't any rules in place. I'm not saying they should drop the gaslighting and other shenanigans, they're Fishtank DNA. But Direnc correctly pointed out that with no semblance of structure whatsoever and an anything goes environment, it's pretty demoralizing for the broader scope of the show and unmotivating for the more intense challenges. This season's cell was absolutely wild, but it's hard to want to endure something like that if someone can just steal your money while you're sleeping, and you have absolutely no idea whether you'll be paid whatsoever in the first place.

"You can steal fishbucks" was a bad idea. "You can shove people out of the house" was a bad idea. Having said that, these bad ideas generated good content, but I think unless they dial it back a bit, in the greater scope of the show, I don't think I could deal with 4 weeks of Aryeh and Direnc (somewhat rightfully) bitching about the rules and not wanting to participate.
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I recently got a friend into Fishtank for the first time and just straight up told him that the competition aspects of the show are just a secondary framework to facilitate the fish interacting with each other and a jumping off point for drama. I do wish sometimes that the show had a more typical reality show structure because the rules are nebulous at best most of the time but I also fear that it would take away from the charm of the show too. There has to be a good balance though between normal reality shows and whatever Fishtank is that doesn't sacrifice the things we've all come to love about the show. Honestly I think production taking it a bit more seriously all together would greatly benefit the viewing experience. This whole fly by night way of producing it stopped being cute after the first season. I get they're going for a whole punk rock vibe but when we're at the point where multiple seasons are falling apart because production refuses to do even the smallest amount of planning and it's starting to take away from the fun of it. If you really want to get into the show and actually watch it live you're talking about dedicating a lot of time to the show and it feels bad watching multiple hours a day, for a week and some change, while knowing that at any point the show could just end or crash and burn. They're making enough money at this point that maybe it's time to either start taking it seriously or just stop doing it all together.
 
This just in, Angelica's Angelina's audition. It's pretty much what was to be expected, filmed in some random parking lot, two minutes of her rambling off facts about herself that are in no way relevant to the show. Pickings must've been pretty slim or Jet just must've thought he was going to hit that since there is no other logical explanation how this would qualify for the show.
 
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