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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Glass House said:
I don't see how fishtank is any different than people streaming video games on twitch from a legal perspective. If Asmongold got swatted 6 times in two weeks would the cops ever slap charges on him and force him to stop streaming?

They should just go to a new town and have a computer in the corner and force at least one fish to play Minecraft at all times. That way then the cops show up you could just show them that set up so they understand. Cops are aware of swatting now and I've never heard of a streamer being forced to stop streaming by the cops before.
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They need to go to a new state entirely.
 
I don't really trust anything Jet says this is the same guy who hid like a little bitch when they were in Vegas because he thought they were going to get gunned down by fishtank fans

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Norstein Bekkler said:
Reflecting on the season, for the time we had it, there are certain things I wish they'd done differently, but I was fairly pleased overall. I thought the cast was a bunch of duds, but as they got more comfortable with each other, I came to like each and every one of those retards, in their own way. I know people didn't really care much for Dan or Ellie, but they had their own subtle moments.

If I had to single out any one particular thing that I think production needs to think about, it's the level of obfuscation and gaslighting that goes on around the structure of the show. Only a chaos agent like Freddy thrives in that environment. Direnc and Aryeh, who were both game to do pretty much any challenge, routinely started crashing out as it became apparent to them that there really weren't any rules in place. I'm not saying they should drop the gaslighting and other shenanigans, they're Fishtank DNA. But Direnc correctly pointed out that with no semblance of structure whatsoever and an anything goes environment, it's pretty demoralizing for the broader scope of the show and unmotivating for the more intense challenges. This season's cell was absolutely wild, but it's hard to want to endure something like that if someone can just steal your money while you're sleeping, and you have absolutely no idea whether you'll be paid whatsoever in the first place.

"You can steal fishbucks" was a bad idea. "You can shove people out of the house" was a bad idea. Having said that, these bad ideas generated good content, but I think unless they dial it back a bit, in the greater scope of the show, I don't think I could deal with 4 weeks of Aryeh and Direnc (somewhat rightfully) bitching about the rules and not wanting to participate.
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I think the issue they have with every season is that challenges all feel super half assed and it feels like no one has any idea what to do. I like the free flow stuff for sure but I feel like the show would benefit from some interesting challenges that have structure and at least a marginally even playing field. Making sure they have challenges that aren't just 10 minutes of a challenge and 4 hours of nothing or fish breaking all the challenge rules would be interesting. They could do something like that jap show 24 hour tag.
 
bookers said:
man my withdrawals are so bad i'm to the point where i'm considering watching beast games
i'm down bad, bros
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If its down for more than a couple days, I may just make a scale model of S1 house and buy some gerbils. Drunk piece of shit challenge, go!!
 
bookers said:
man my withdrawals are so bad i'm to the point where i'm considering watching beast games
i'm down bad, bros
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I'm feeling like Freddy during day 2 of the bunker. Ready to trade my entire water supply for some FT streams instead of booze.
 
Crooked 16th said:
I don't really trust anything Jet says this is the same guy who hid like a little bitch when they were in Vegas because he thought they were going to get gunned down by fishtank fans

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he hid real well right next to the most recognizable nigger on the internet and sam hyde in his halloween outfit he has been wearing for 3 seasons straight.
 
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