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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Redditors have once again ruined a fun thing. Can't we just glass the headquarters of Reddit and be done with that entire website?
 
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Caligura said:
For me, nothing will ever top the OG Season 1 from 2023. I haven't watched any season of Fishtank after cuz it was just that peak. But I still feel bad for the new season, RIP.
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Not enough boxing this season. Not enough destroyed furniture.
 
Shouldn't be hard to find some shitty place to continue the apocalypse storyline to buy time to set up a better place.
 
Envious said:
Luca just basically confirmed in ftl chat that there will be no fish today.
“ride a bike today”
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Courtesy of fishtank.observer:
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Copium: Luca is not actually a member of production this season, so maybe he doesn't actually have insider information and he's just talking.
 
Envious said:
Luca just basically confirmed in ftl chat that there will be no fish today.
“ride a bike today”
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Luca also famously trolls, but if there are no fish today that's a good sign that they've found a 3rd location and are setting up.

Or it's over and we all need to pack it up. Who knows!
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
After a certain point you have to stop relying on wiggerfriends and get people with industry experience to handle some of the loose ends the show has.
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Sam hates people with industry experience and the industry as a whole, asking his mortal enemy for help is out of the question. In Sam's mind everything went exactly as well as it could have possibly gone because he didn't have to ask for help.
 
Boy I sure am glad they learned their mistake from Season 3 and communicate with us what's going on
 
Rad Crab said:
Sam hates people with industry experience and the industry as a whole, asking his mortal enemy for help is out of the question. In Sam's mind everything went exactly as well as it could have possibly gone because he didn't have to ask for help.
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another thing to add onto this: sam is known for hating aspiring actors. while i think it’s not exactly wrong that most actors are soulless beings that dance to whatever the jew tells them to do. him having this attitude is exactly nobody will work with him

in a way, i get it. if you can’t get your way, do it yourself but i remember null said something along the lines of “how much of it is worth burning to preserve your integrity”. i’m probably butchering it but i agree. you have pick and choose your battles
 
Redditors swarm shit like flies and encourage scum who know no better than neghole pozzing because they were born in it and everyone around them is doing it. Its a big issue, theyve gotten away with some terrible behavior. Lolcows are like birdwatching or watching nature. You dont go up and try to pat a deer, you appreciate its autism and chaos from a distance unless it comes over to you with no prompting, even then, you absolutely dont upset their life because you understand you should never wish to be part of something chaotic like that.

I sincerely believe the FTL team struggle with scope issues. They feel the pressure to capture lightning in a bottle like the first week of season one but things like that are ephemeral and sometimes you just have to take stock of things. They keep wanting to do these massive plots and falling short and I feel like theres a ton of adhd obsession but no actual follow through or planning, and for something like that, maybe they couldve read up and been prepared for this, but they just werent. There is a flippant nature to these men and im concerned for their future productions being sabotaged easily due to a level of incompetence when it comes to laws and permits.

I fully see what they are trying to do, and I hope they can figure it all out, but yeah, they half ass some very important things and dont plan for changes or things to go off script very well but then again, I have NO true idea about the insanity theyve probably delt with behind the scenes. It really does sound like a fast way to die from stress to manage this whole thing. Jets gonna be dead at 35.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
another thing to add onto this: sam is known for hating aspiring actors. while i think it’s not exactly wrong that most actors are soulless beings that dance to whatever the jew tells them to do. him having this attitude is exactly nobody will work with him

in a way, i get it. if you can’t get your way, do it yourself but i remember null said something along the lines of “how much of it is worth burning to preserve your integrity”. i’m probably butchering it but i agree. you have pick and choose your battles
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I remember when Null was adamant on "Internet Juche", now he's made connections, lawyered up, and is even befriending animes (in his own special way)! There is nothing wrong with some compromise if it benefits a larger whole.
 
Alizarin Crimson said:
I think the CaseSummer FTL account is fake and gay.
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Not only does this account have normal fan TTS, but the biggest giveaway is the account description "Not much is known about Yojimbeauuu...".
This is the default account description when the account is created, so Yojimbeauuu is probably their old username. Most likely someone larping.
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What site is this?
 
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