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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
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I can't remember on what show, but recently he mentioned that he was thinking of moving the operation a little more central, some place like Ohio or Iowa? I can't remember
They should film in Oklahoma, take advantage of the loose laws regarding animal ownership, guns, and extremely cheap land. Also if you need to fuck with the fish just play a tornado siren. You can buy like 20 acres in OK for 45k. Get Nick to build a cheap McMansion, most of the lumber can be sourced from the land easily, just hit up the nearest lumber mill and do a split of the lumber. Also would be great for torture of fish since all you have to do to make people miserable in OK is turn off the AC since it's a humid hellscape without it during the summer and a windy hellscape at all other times. If Tiger King could get away with his bullshit there for so long I'm sure Fishtank could manage. Hell there's a town in Oklahoma largely populated by literal circus performers who have elephants and shit.

Wanna do challenges? Go out and grab some dirt, it's gonna be 99% clay, who can craft the best pottery? Fishing challenge, someone near there is gonna have a lake full of huge catfish they'll let you take off their hands. Sam needs a new character? Chief Goldstriker of the Heyahoyaheya tribe. Cowboys and Indians themed Bloodgames.

My finders fee for this brilliant idea is 3 magic bucks Jet.
 
Troll or not this little dittty is the icing on the cake IMG_4477.webp
"All I did what SWAT a reality show and brag about it on Reddit,what did I do to deserve this"?
 
Don't know why Jet thought it was a good idea to parade a girl around that could possibly be actually underage around on the show making her roll around like a dog and then have Patrick Star come into a basement to rub an autistic walnuts belly.
 
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gonna verify this but this may be our guy
 
Don't know why Jet thought it was a good idea to parade a girl around that could possibly be actually underage around on the show making her roll around like a dog and then have Patrick Star come into a basement to rub an autistic walnuts belly.
Jet has holes in his brain from Galaxy Gas and is unfit to run a production.
 
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