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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
"Jewshredder1488 has sent you a snack"
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I wasn't a big Damiel fan. But he is the perfect level of agitating to the fish for a nice escalation of stress.
 
Is this shit worth watching? After the 160 IQ cybernigger last season I'm honestly not sure there is anything that could top it.

On the previous page I see le generic fat person wearing funny hat alongside slightly more chubby Daniel which isn't very epic meal time for me my fellow gamer bros - are they going to bring in Frank Hassle soon to give us a highly unpredictable onslaught of him getting into shoving matches with 13 year old women because he manhandled their tampon repository (that doesn't mean her vagina you pedophile, insert cyclical comment about Sam Hyde and Marky, I was talking about her handbag!)

Did I do it guys? Did I make a funny? Will Jet Netpube sign me a record contract to appear on wigger TV now? Will I get to meet Frank Hassle and super hot women like Josie who looks like she'd give me a secondary hepatitis infection if she sucked me off.
 
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Josie? RAPED
Letty? RAPED
Summer? RAPED
Tayleigh? RAPED
Binx? RAPED
And now..
RAPED
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Also Freddy talks like rekieta. He's trying to explain his bit idea where Ellie (his daughter) is having her first period while wearing white pants at the mall while it's being shot up and he just can not express enough that Ellie is his daughter and she's having her first period.

Direnc: "How is this funny."
Freddy: "I'm her.. I"m her father.. and she's my daughter.. and we're stuck in.. forever 21"
 
neger psykolog said:
are they going to bring in Frank Hassle soon to give us a highly unpredictable onslaught of him getting into shoving matches with 13 year old women because he manhandled their tampon repository (that doesn't mean her vagina you pedophile, insert cyclical comment about Sam Hyde and Marky, I was talking about her handbag!)

Did I do it guys? Did I make a funny? Will Jet Netpube sign me a record contract to appear on wigger TV now? Will I get to meet Frank Hassle and super hot women like Josie who looks like she'd give me a secondary hepatitis infection if she sucked me off.
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Dude what the fuck are you talking about
 
neger psykolog said:
Is this shit worth watching? After the 160 IQ cybernigger last season I'm honestly not sure there is anything that could top it.

On the previous page I see le generic fat person wearing funny person alongside slightly more chubby Daniel which isn't very epic meal time for me my fellow gamer bros - are they going to bring in Frank Hassle soon to give us a highly unpredictable onslaught of him getting into shoving matches with 13 year old women because he manhandled their tampon repository (that doesn't mean her vagina you pedophile, insert cyclical comment about Sam Hyde and Marky, I was talking about her handbag!)

Did I do it guys? Did I make a funny? Will Jet Netpube sign me a record contract to appear on wigger TV now? Will I get to meet Frank Hassle and super hot women like Josie who looks like she'd give me a secondary hepatitis infection if she sucked me off.
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this nigga crashing out because he was dumb enough to buy in to the investor scam
 
Freddy is so fucking retarded, I love him. Watching him struggle to articulate a skit for half an hour as everyone around him gets increasingly pissed off was kino. I lauged so hard I choked on my water.
 
I think that there needs to be an escalation in Rachel's protective gear. If she isn't in a full iron lung with a quarantine bubble around her by the end of her time on the show, I will be disappointed.
 
Watching this drunk fuck be forced to make a comedy sketch is hilarious. He's almost busted his head twice, got pushed over for trying to touch Sam, and after an hour or so of just drunk nonsense he nails it.
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Constant nonsense. First the 'my daughter has a period' sketch, then just babbling about romans and fighting. He points at racheal and goes 'YOU"RE NERO". He laid on the ground pretending to be dead "Gol..goldstriker.. you.. can you.. goldstager... can you lay down in a casket.. and we can put flowers on you..." Everyone is confused, Sam is nodding. "We can.. we can put flowers on you.. and you'll be dead... THen at the end we say.. you're martin luther king." Sam just nods along. Keep in mind just awhile before this he was laying on the living room carpet, only stopping to show off a fidget toy to the camera, then Sam. Can't wait to see this MASTERFUL comedy routine.

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