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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 174 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.7%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    771
House isn't as big as S3, might be better.

Looks like there's some land, but not that much. Would be difficult to do a larp season.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
An update on Streamstars contestants, they've decided to put on a date for their boxing event.
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Here's a video of WackyTheClown promoting it.
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God this is gonna be a disaster. The "venue" is still TBA, I really wonder what they're going to be able to come up with, a VFW hall or something? Someone's backyard? It's not going to be entertaining but I must admit I'm interested in seeing Apeture's fat ass huffing and puffing, as well as whatever the fuck Milkmoder is able to bring to the table.
 
I also have to say that it's completely ridiculous that we're about to start the fourth season and they haven't even completed the season 2 edits yet and we're unsure if we will ever get a Bloodgames 1 edit. These are really starting to pile up lol.
 
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If it's truly going to be a bunch of fans attempting to be a new Jon/Letty/Jimmy/Tay then I just want production to just shit on them and fuck with them hardcore. Go full blown "never meet your heroes" style shit.
 
else_letter said:
I am 99.9% sure it is the same fake season 1 house in the season 4 trailer.
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The house where they shot it belongs to Cowboy / Max Lagardi. He said this in this interview somewhere... it's actually not a bad one if you can look past the fatso
https://youtu.be/DozxMNcHCEQ?si=x5ICK8rqChgMrJEt&t=5239 (thanks google transcript...)
Charnel Ground said:
God this is gonna be a disaster. The "venue" is still TBA, I really wonder what they're going to be able to come up with, a VFW hall or something? Someone's backyard? It's not going to be entertaining but I must admit I'm interested in seeing Apeture's fat ass huffing and puffing, as well as whatever the fuck Milkmoder is able to bring to the table.
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They only shared the general area. I think they're afraid it's gonna be fucked with otherwise. But yes, it's gonna be rough for the turnout. I really hope they're mostly doing it for themselves - the "core" stream stars audience is just too small, in addition to people rather staying anonymous.
These are confirmed Fishtoys:

flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Does anyone know the story about the Stox getting rug pulled?

Seems like another classic maneuver by Scam Hyde and Jew Neptune.
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I could be wrong but it's mostly a meme. Mints was talking about how they're gonna phase out stox the day before randomly doing it - not in line with how he said it.
You should have gotten refunds in tokens if you put in more than you made in profits.... can't really confirm as I only had limited stox and I only held a few after making more back on each...
So the rug pull is people owning "expensive" stox which they did not yet sell and thus not realizing those gains + during testing people noticed open orders (for which you put in your stox + a deposit) were not calculated into the refunds.

But the new stox are already up (teasing names)... with 3k shorts for each - doubt there is much money to be made unless they assign them some other values:

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Keep in mind they need to sell 3k of each at 175 for them to launch in the market... that's like 4200000 tokens right there for all 8 = 350k$ taking 0.0828 as the token prize... WTF
 
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Blackstar said:
SEASON 4!!!
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I cannot wait. I cannot freaking wait. I can't wait to have fishtank chat open and director mode on all day during work. I can't wait to hang out with the kf fishtank chat crew.

Just the possibility of there being one moment as funny as Burt trying to go to sleep, farting and screaming after the reveal when the "Computer" asks him a question has me so excited it's ridiculous.

Let's GOOOO 🥳
 
having thought about it, i dont think we're getting any of these people in the trailer on the show

i think they're showcasing the average "im so crazy and mentally ill" type fan auditions to make us think they're going that route, but then it'll be something different. Famous House 2.0? maybe, i dont know. but i dont see how Jet could shit on the streamstars and say none of them will be on the show, then have people who are of a very similar caliber on.
 
ackack99 said:
but i dont see how Jet could shit on the streamstars and say none of them will be on the show, then have people who are of a very similar caliber on.
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I mean, they did Stream Stars and then announced the in-person auditions while it was still going on. The same people that were aware of Stream Stars were also going to be aware of the auditions, it's just a matter of who was in the area/willing to go.
 
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